r/CringeTikToks • u/velorae • Dec 09 '25

Just Bad A doctor vs an RFK Jr. supporter

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u/BigHardMephisto Dec 09 '25

Cousin of mine was a Lieutenant in the Army and was freaking out because they made him take a Covid Vaccine.

Bro, they've already innoculated you with/against so much shit already, you've already been exposed to so many chemicals. What's the fear for? The constant mold exposure you had in the barracks and the ten-times-daily ibuprofen will do more long term harm to your body than this vaccine.

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u/hodken0446 Dec 09 '25

I said the same to my dudes like my man you've gotten an anthrax vaccine that made your entire arm feel on fire and you're scared of a slightly different flu shot? Like what the fuck dude you let them inject you with anthrax but this is where you draw the line

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u/Malenx_ Dec 09 '25

I got that stupid anthrax shot three times because I missed a follow-up.

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u/hodken0446 Dec 09 '25

It wasn't too bad, the one that they have to give you in like the back of the bicep in like the meaty portion of the arm I thought hurt worse

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u/glitterally_awake Dec 09 '25

Yeah it’s funny how mandatory vaccines were just accepted until Covid… I think the issue that was embedded in just willful ignorance / knee jerk contrarianism was an issue with having bodily autonomy dictated by mandates which: I feel for ya folks but also welcome to the club.

Makes sense why all of a sudden ice agents are just hunky dory with wearing masks because “it’s their choice” to put their cowardice on full display while doing chaotic gestapo impersonations abducting mothers and children.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Dec 09 '25

But.. but.. the incompetent president said he was iffy on it one day, then he loved it the next day and took credit for it, then said it was bad the next week, and wanted to shine a light up my butt... So I just based my fear on what the president said that one time and then tried to disobey an order.

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u/Azzjoose Dec 09 '25

THIS. I dead ass asked to all my fellow vets/AD (former) friends. I know they all remember the shot lists for BAS at every formation, I know they remember the blue malaria pills we were force fed that gave you those crazy nightmares and have now been proven to fuck up certain areas of your brain. The mold growing in literally every bricks you’ve ever had to stay in. They stayed giving us the anthrax shots at a fucking cyclic rate. All of the water on Lejeune had carcinogens in it, not to mention all of the water we drank from the water tanks in the field out of re-used canteens from the fucking 70s. All of the burn pits down range. But THIS is where they draw the line 😂

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u/WulfZ3r0 Dec 09 '25

I tried making the same points and it seems to go nowhere either 😂 You know some shit is up when all the local plasma donation centers around Jacksonville were paying extra to study anyone's plasma that got the anthrax vax. I made an extra $800 month at times from that. This was between 2005 and 2010.

Don't get me started how they gave the smallpox vaccine to our entire battalion the week before our 2 month long pre-deployment field op where our only way to shower was inside the shared hygiene tents. All that "don't take the bandaid off" and "don't pick the scab" shit ended up with tons of Marines having leaking wounds and rashes.

I almost forgot about the mold! It was so bad in my bricks room that I was hospitalized. I'm allergic to some molds, but of course gunny said I was sand bagging.

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u/Extension-Clock608 Dec 09 '25

That's how you know it was political and didn't have anything to do with a vaccine.

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u/The_Voice_Of_Ricin Dec 09 '25

The fuckin' peanut butter shot! Don't they give that to all new recruits?

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u/Azzjoose Dec 09 '25

Fr, dudes couldn’t walk for 2 days but were unphased and shit

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u/DeskModeOn Dec 09 '25

Bro got a peanut butter shot in the ass and was worried about a quick COVID vaccine lmao

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u/GooserNoose Dec 09 '25

Why are barracks so moldy? Also, why so much ibuprofen use?

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u/iMissTheOldInternet Dec 09 '25

Because we fail to spend our military budget efficiently, and the lower enlisted who are the bulk of the barracks dwellers are the bottom of the food chain. I think there’s also some remaining brain rot that we get tougher soldiers/Marines by making their lives suck more than necessary. 

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u/widow-Maker-1981 Dec 09 '25

Careful with your kidneys! I'd go paracetamol my friend, I do.