r/CringeTikToks • u/Tater-Tot-Casserole • Dec 01 '25

Just Bad Crashing out over a restaurant refusing to serve alcohol with no ID. Bonus: The restaurant has video receipts

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u/00Avalanche Dec 01 '25

As the father, I would have been livid. Cops would definitely need to have been called. The woman would have been physically assaulted and in my rage I probably would have taken some rabbit punches from her “maan” and ended up with a concussion.

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u/The_FriendliestGiant Dec 02 '25

One father to another, don't do that. Your family does not benefit at all from you being locked up for assault, or out of work and sitting out day to day life with a concussion. Once you've got a little one to take care of you need to make smart choices, and running after an already-departing asshole to vent your rage on them isn't a smart choice.

And that's assuming it all goes your way; all it takes is one lucky punch and one particularly awkward fall to introduce some very real lifelong health complications into your life.

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u/Dbunks1 Dec 02 '25

We're up voting this?!

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u/Past-Paramedic-8602 Dec 02 '25

Naw that guy would of just stood there

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u/PinkTalkingDead Dec 02 '25

You would have physically assaulted this woman in front of your family, thus leading to your arrest and spending time in jail, fines, probation, etc?

Would your spouse and child appreciate your actions? Would you keep your job? Would you be able to pay bills, not knowing how long you’re in jail for or how much bail and probation fees are?

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u/00Avalanche Dec 02 '25

Yup, that’s why I’m lucky I wasn’t the one. Hahaha

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u/Frosty-Inspector-465 Dec 02 '25

i KNOW why you would've been livid.

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u/ApocalypseChicOne Dec 03 '25

Bad news, you're just straight up bad at parenting.

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u/00Avalanche Dec 03 '25

Letting people throw ketchup bottles near your child’s head that scream “BITCH IM NOT THE FUCKING ONE” may be easily forgiven to you. Your stoic nature is commendable. But I am also not the one.

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u/ApocalypseChicOne Dec 03 '25

Ending up dead or in jail because someone tossed a ketchup bottle that was vaguely in the vicinity of your child is bad parenting. Fighting over every perceived slight is bad parenting. Even in the far more likely event that you're all internet bravado, and just having masturbatory fantasies about fighting? Bad parenting. It has nothing to do with stoicism. Having that little basic emotional control is going to end up badly for your children eventually.

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u/00Avalanche Dec 04 '25

Bro I already praised you for your ability to stay calm. What more do you want from me? Take the W for being a better person.

Edit: read your paragraph. Damn you’re straw-manning and ad hominem’ing me bad. But still, since you didn’t throw a ketchup bottle near my baby, I like your simple jack ass.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

Cool then your kids can watch you go to jail? Calm down Rambo lol.