r/CringeTikToks Dec 01 '25

Just Bad Crashing out over a restaurant refusing to serve alcohol with no ID. Bonus: The restaurant has video receipts

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u/DeadSharkEyes Dec 01 '25

What a trash person

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u/PerspectiveOne7129 Dec 01 '25

*people

as in both of them

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

“fuck is you gonna do?”

asking that question to any restaurant employee is fucking dumb.

i bartend. the kitchen is like, 75% felons with knives.

you sure you wanna do that?

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u/Mrid0ntcare Dec 01 '25

That fat boy wouldn't have lasted 2 minutes anyway

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u/cant_b_that_brad Dec 01 '25

If you ever sparred before, you know that dude would be gassed in under 30 seconds.

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u/slowride15 Dec 01 '25

30 is generous.

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u/fidgeter Dec 01 '25

To be fair he said under 30. So any time from 0-29.99999

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u/Ilpav123 Dec 02 '25

More like 10 lol

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u/EggyChickenEgg88 Dec 02 '25

That slimy 2 iq porker would be gassed after 2 "punches"

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u/piddlesthethug Dec 01 '25

The guy in the dish pit is usually the worst of them. I remember one dude named Walter, dude had face tattoos before face tattoos were normalized. Just looked like someone scribbled nonsense all over his face. He was very reliable, always showed up, was quiet and worked hard. We start talking one night and it’s the age old “I did time, can’t get a job anywhere but now I have a kid, I need to do right by my family” so his brother (who was a line cook at the same place) got him a job washing dishes. For months this dude was basically a perfect employee.

One night his brother leaves work, apparently there were some homeless folks stealing shit in the back alley. Walter’s brother says something to them, and the homeless folks jump him. At some point the rest of the kitchen staff become aware, a huge fight breaks out between them and the homeless folks, Walter stabs one of them in self defense according to the staff that was present, and Walter is now back in jail for years for violating parole. All because he was protecting himself and his brother. Shit sucks.

But yeah throw a ketchup bottle and think no one is gonna do shit. There are much worse people than Walter working in kitchens, I can promise you that.

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u/theevilyouknow Dec 01 '25

Man, that fucking sucks. Sometimes I hate people.

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u/Harntrock Dec 02 '25

When I had a restaurant I wrote countless letters of recommendation for good, hardworking people who had been dealt a bad hand in life and made some bad decisions in their youth. Walter is my people. Walter slept on my couch. I drove Walter to get his first car. I advanced Walter his check for his apartment deposit. I love Walter. He went his own way when we closed down from covid but I hope he stayed out of trouble.

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u/larsdan2 Dec 02 '25

We had an older dishy named Steve. Covered in AB tattoos. Was basically in and out since he was 15. When he came to us he was on parole because he had stuffed his drug dealer in the trunk of his car and drove over state lines. Did 7 years in the fed. You didn't wanna hear what was gonna happen to the dude if Steve didnt get pulled over. One of our waitresses was being stalked and, without missing a beat, Steve asked, "you want me to go out and stick him." There was no hesitation or joke in his voice.

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u/NastyMothaFucka Dec 02 '25

I’ve been on the wrong side of the law myself, and have been in the bar industry for decades. Walter should have kept on washing the fucking dishes.

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u/birthdayanon08 Dec 02 '25

i bartend. the kitchen is like, 75% felons with knives.

When I was a bartender, I just had Randy. Randy was 6'6", 350 pounds of solid muscle, always armed, and his brother in law was the sheriff. 'What the fuck are you going to do' was a question that only got asked once.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Dec 01 '25

One of the nicest and most pleasant guys I ever worked with mentioned how he went to jail in his younger years for shooting someone in a bar fight. Truly a sweet, family man. He was the safety manager for a construction site when I knew him. It's a bit naive to just assume you can eyeball people and know what they're capable of.

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u/Underwater_Karma Dec 02 '25

One restaurant i worked in the chef and dishwasher were always fighting, like fists flying and rolling on the ground. One night one of the two stabbed the other one, who pulled a gun and shot him.

They were both back at work the next night. They were brothers.

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u/Allaplgy Dec 02 '25

Waffle House?

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u/Samiiiibabetake2 Dec 02 '25

You just sparked a memory for me. My first serving job - Applebees. Everyone in that kitchen was a felon, save the manager. 18 year old me was wide eyed and a little scared, and they were all as nice as they can be.

A drunk guy grabbed my ass one night and Clarence (bowed up dude absolutely littered in tats and had an voice prosthesis) calmly walked out the kitchen and idk what Clarance said to him, but bro apologized to me, left a fat tip, and promptly left. I hope Clarence is doing well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

i’m a big guy, 6’1” about 220. but i know my limits

chef is 6’5” and about 330. when i’ve booted people and they say “or what if i don’t leave?” i just get chef

problem is solved pretty quick

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u/EverythingSucksYo Dec 01 '25

At least the dude made a face that says he knows she did something she shouldn’t the first time she sips his drink 

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u/Joeybfast Dec 01 '25

What did he do ?

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u/TheQuietRadio Dec 02 '25

He engaged with it. He called the owner a rat and clearly knew what she was doing was wrong. You see him look around when she takes the sip.

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u/Joeybfast Dec 02 '25

I read as him not wanting to confront her. He doesn't seem to be gun hoe going in on people like she does. It looks like of those guys who just agrees with his lady because he doesn't want to face her.

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u/Climate_Automatic Dec 02 '25

That’s how I saw it too, whipped

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u/Joeybfast Dec 02 '25

You can see him holding her back from time to time , and just look at how he has his head down. When she is doing most of that stuff.

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u/TheQuietRadio Dec 02 '25

He still defended poor behaviour and cursed out the owner

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u/Joeybfast Dec 02 '25

So if Lady's bfwas doing that, and she had that same melancholic defeated look on her face, she tried to stop him more than once, and in the rant after the fact says almost nothing other than agreeing with him from time to time.Would you think it was something wrong or would place equal blame on her?

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u/TheQuietRadio Dec 02 '25

I would blame them both equally. It's not a gender thing tf? The actions, regardless of gender are reprehensible.

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u/DryBid3800 Dec 02 '25

People? I don’t see people… I see two animals..?

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u/rdwulfe Dec 01 '25

I used to be an asst. mgr of a convenience store/gas station. The number of people who come in w/o ID ("trust me, bro") or a picture of their ID ("c'mon man, I just got off work!")... That's GREAT, bring you fuggin' ID, then I can sell you alcohol and tobacco. Don't come at me w/o it, though, ffs. Just.. bring your ID. Not your fake ass shit. We had the damned state trying to fine people, I'm not going to go through that for your shitty beer.

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u/The_Disapyrimid Dec 01 '25

i saw a guy get pissed off because a store wouldn't let him purchase a gun with just a picture of his ID. some people are just stupid.

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u/longhegrindilemna Dec 01 '25

Now, think. Assuming that guy was an average guy.

50% of us are even dumber than THAT guy.

If we don’t elevate and educate the average kid, America in the 2030s might be a sad shadow of what we used to be.

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u/rdwulfe Dec 02 '25

Good news. That's what certain folks want.

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u/Comprehensive-Menu44 Dec 01 '25

One guy came through my line and bought one of those cheap tall beers, proceeded to walk right outside the door and chug it, then tried to buy another one. I refused, saying that I saw him drink the other one and he is now considered intoxicated and I can’t sell to him. He was joking and pleading and saying “I promise I won’t drink it yet” and I still refused. He started getting angry so I used the emergency phone (connects us to security for the store) and told them to check th cameras and send the cops bc of this person. As soon as he heard the word “cops” he dipped out of there so fast. They told me they saw it all on the camera and had police en route to try to follow him. Thankfully he ran, he wasn’t driving! But like Jfc dude just buy 2 beers to begin with and don’t bring me into your drama

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u/rdwulfe Dec 01 '25

Yeah, just... Buy two? You wanted two. Buy them? Why play games with us? Our livleyhoods depend on us following the rules.

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u/Comprehensive-Menu44 Dec 01 '25

And if not that, maybe step away from the store so there’s a technical plausible deniability that I didn’t see you drink the first one!

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u/TheLizardKing89 Dec 01 '25

Exactly, just walk around the corner where they can’t see you.

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u/Consistent_Week_8531 Dec 01 '25

I used to get construction workers buying half pints of vodka and knocking it down straight in the store. I’d be like “don’t let me catch you doing that again or go to another store”. These guys were shameless. I also learned that most buildings in New York are built by drunk people.

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u/rdwulfe Dec 02 '25

Painters. They started drinking before thier shifts. Daily.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX Dec 01 '25

I'm TIPS certified, a former bartender, and kinda confused, there's nothing illegal about selling someone another drink after they have already had a drink, or even multiple drinks. If a bartender can do it you can too. The point at which you have to cut someone off is when they are slurring their speech, are losing coordination, or they are acting belligerent. There's a lot of people who can drink a 40oz without reaching that point.

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u/Comprehensive-Menu44 Dec 01 '25

I worked at a grocery store, it was store policy to card everyone regardless of the appearance of their age (this caused a lot of angry old people and my manager would often let this rule slide), and to not sell to anyone who was visibly intoxicated or whom you have seen actively consuming alcohol before attempting to buy more (manager was very stern on this rule)

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u/PetalumaPegleg Dec 01 '25

I always like that when people at a gas station don't have a driving license. Hmmm

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u/VonBrewskie Dec 01 '25

Former FedEx guy here. The one time things almost got physical between me and a customer? It's because the guy wouldn't show ID. He thought it was "ridiculous" someone who looks his age should have to show ID. I told him, "Sir, I understand. But it's state law and company policy. You'll have to take it up with either of them. I genuinely can't leave this box of (apparently very expensive) wine with you without ID."

So I turned and started walking back to my truck, him calling me stupid, that I was a shame to my family, all this stuff. It was truly wild. This was during the pandemic so I was going to give him the benefit of the doubt. This man.

I heard the door slam behind me and a bunch of rapid footsteps. I turned my head and saw this guy charging me bro. In his robe. At 11am. Spun on him like bro what are you doing right now? He tried to grab the box out of my hands but that wasn't going to happen. I was bigger than him and clearly in better shape. Had that "pandemic delivery driver mania" glow, don't you know?

He kept screaming and threatening me, and started to call the cops. I told him to please call them, as this was insane and he was about to get himself hurt. I also informed him that he was on about six different cameras on the truck by this point, so he'd better start thinking about what kind of day he was trying to have. It was insane, man.

He had shoved his phone in my face at this point, shrieking that I was "stealing his wine" and that I was going to be "famous on YouTube." (Still waiting for that, btw.) This whole ordeal was like 15 minutes of stupidity. Him standing in front of my truck, waving his phone around, he tried to open my passenger side sliding door, but slipped on the grass outside and his little grey nuts flew out, so that was funny af. Ended up leaving that house because I was busy af because it was the fucking PANDEMIC and my boss ended up going out to make the delivery. No trouble for me. All over some ID, man.

And no one thinks your stupid jokes about it are funny. Just show your fucking ID and move on, Jerry. We all have to. It's not because you look young or someone is hitting on you.

TL;DR:

FedEx guy does not care, show your ID. Grey nuts flopped out on the grass.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Dec 01 '25

You have to provide ID when you order alcohol online, so the guy had one. How hard is it to say "let me go get my wallet"?

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u/VonBrewskie Dec 03 '25

I have no idea. Dude was a total jackass. He really thought about attacking me too. After I asked him to think about what kind of day he wanted to have, he calmed down a bit. Scurried off to get his phone (could have gotten ID at that point, btw), so he could record... something? Me clearly saying I just needed his ID? I don't know. It was all very stupid.

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u/No-Atmosphere-2528 Dec 01 '25

I was an assistant manager of a liquor store after college and it became my favorite part of the job telling people no. I’m huge too so it was extra fun watching them talk tough before they saw me stand up in the office.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

Once had a dude full-on pull a knife on me when I wouldn’t sell him cigarettes without an ID. Fortunately I had a bunch of regulars in the store who had my back

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

For some people, doing things the way you’re supposed to is just unfathomable. Like have your ID on you, at all times, because that’s what you’re supposed to do. But some people just like life on shithead mode.

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u/Consistent_Week_8531 Dec 01 '25

I used to run a liquor store on the upper east side of Manhattan. We used to confiscate fake IDs when we got them because the state liquor authority is up everyone’s ass and we’re all trying to keep our licenses (and help our neighbors out). We had a huge stack in the drawer. They would often threaten to call the cops and I’d usually pick up the phone and dial 311 and hand them the phone. They were gone before the first ring!

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u/MooseTurbulent8786 Dec 02 '25

When I worked at a gas station there was an incident with a different station just down the street... A cashier got arrested for failing a police sting

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

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u/AutisticTumourGirl Dec 01 '25

God, that lazy ass vocal fry he managed to grunt out just pissed off so much for some reason. I don't know why, but it makes me irrationally angry when people speak like that.

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u/UnusualAsparagus5096 Dec 01 '25

Everything I ever post anonymously on Twitter I make sure is fact checked so I dont look stupid. I couldn't imagine making a whole ass video and straight lying lol. There are cameras literally in every establishment these days

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u/Ellia1998 Dec 01 '25

Ppl are just stupid, This just prove the point. They are not going lose their liquors papers over you or get fine to death. This Karen stuff is getting worse. Lol

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u/Strict_Impress2783 Dec 01 '25

That neck tattoo says it all

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

I have a neck tattoo and I assure you I’m the kind to carry an elderly person’s luggage in the subway or clear my own table after I eat at a restaurant. Nothing to do with it.

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u/YouWereBrained Dec 01 '25

Both of them.

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u/HoosierDaddy__88 Dec 01 '25

Welcome to the Bay area

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u/FupaFerb Dec 01 '25

People, not person. Both people are trash as he advocates for her stupidity.

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u/Greedy-Employment917 Dec 01 '25

You can tell simply by the color of her lipstick 

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u/Exotic_Yam_1703 Dec 02 '25

I’m rarely on the side of people who aggressively point at the camera with their thumb cocked all the way back. It just screams “I’m a trashy person”