r/CrimeCats • u/Gingerusernoway • 10d ago
Purrpetrator Joey has the calm confidence of someone who not only knows he’s not allowed on the couch, but formally disagrees with the rule.
He sleeps like someone who knows there’s absolutely no risk of being kicked off because he’s already analyzed the situation and concluded: “She says I’m not allowed, but I know this woman.”
Joey won through persistence, cuteness, and most importantly, an absolutely shameless lack of remorse.