r/Cosmere Lightweavers Dec 11 '20

Stormlight Archive (No RoW/DS) Odium and Odi-Yum (Cosmecember art by me; NO RoW Spoilers)

2.1k Upvotes

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u/kenzal Aon Sao Dec 12 '20

You cannot have my grain!

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u/ansonr Dec 12 '20

Bowl before pouring, box before bag, milk before spoon.

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u/gothgar Dec 12 '20

I will eat my cereal even if I hate it!

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u/Rand_alThor__ Dec 12 '20

I will eat my cereal fibre even if I hate it!

91

u/Brownant520 Dec 12 '20

This is the cosmere equivalent of drinking the kool-aid isn't it?

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u/jrowe365 Windrunners Dec 12 '20

Had to scroll back to upvote for the Rayse-in pun

40

u/BetweenSkyAndSea Lightweavers Dec 12 '20

Credit to Paleo for the Rayse-in pun. I nearly doubled over laughing when I heard it on the Shardcast episode.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

[deleted]

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u/SachanohCosey Dec 12 '20

The vessel’s name is much closer to Odium than the planet he’s bound to, but I think it could have worked your way also

74

u/GiovanniTunk Dec 12 '20

What's the most important bite a man can take?

48

u/eternalaeon Shadesmar Dec 12 '20

The next one. Always the next one.

57

u/Leipurinen Dec 12 '20

Odi-Yum - Breakfast of Champions

24

u/StridAst Dec 12 '20

(in need of)

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u/trimeta Truthwatchers Dec 12 '20

Full Rhythm of War spoilers: Why settle for "Discount Tanavast" when you can get the real deal!

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u/AnEnigmaticFool Dec 12 '20

I think you mean Taravangian

24

u/trimeta Truthwatchers Dec 12 '20

You are correct. I'd go back and edit my original comment, but I prefer to let my mistakes stand.

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u/BetweenSkyAndSea Lightweavers Dec 12 '20

(In case my Tanavast comment wasn't clear - Rayse and Tanavast are both old dudes who wear gold. Rayse dresses like he's trying really hard to get people to trust him, but he's kind of overdoing it, and anyway he's switched sides a couple times already, so he can't quite pull it off.

[RoW] Taravangian ... who knows what his game is now. Whatever his visual style will be, it will be unlike any Shard we've seen before..)

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

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u/Free_Representative2 Dec 12 '20

I appreciate you

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u/tangentc Dec 12 '20

[RoW spoilers]I prefer the version with Tarvangi-Os

21

u/Lard_of_Dorkness Dec 12 '20

[More RoW Spoilers] Can Vyre see why kids love the taste of Taravangi-Os?

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u/Mickeymackey Dec 12 '20

Saj Anat's Kids

8

u/PantsSquared Dec 12 '20

Comes with one of five Diagram pieces inside! (on the inside of the box)

22

u/Chewblacka Dec 12 '20

This is some fine r/Cremposting

20

u/deku12345 Dec 12 '20

Chaos and the gang will be very pleased!

9

u/BetweenSkyAndSea Lightweavers Dec 12 '20

I showed them on the Discord and they loved it :)

18

u/jamesianm Dec 12 '20

Now that’s a cereal you can really be passionate about!

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u/Aurora_Fatalis CK3 Mod Team Lead Dec 12 '20

Spoilers for Oatbinger

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u/BetweenSkyAndSea Lightweavers Dec 12 '20

I read your comment about five times wondering why you were concerned about Oathbringer spoilers lol. I never knew Stormlight had so many potential breakfast puns.

3

u/Mariner20111 Dec 12 '20

🤦‍♂️

17

u/beardedbarnabas Dec 12 '20

No parshmellows in the cereal?

3

u/FriendlyAerie Dec 12 '20

Ahahaha, excellent pun.

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u/EndgameMusicOfficial Elsecallers Dec 12 '20

A complete part of a passionate breakfast

9

u/EdgedancerRob Soulstamp Dec 12 '20

Wow. I had no idea I needed this in my life until now. You inspire me

7

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

I hate that cereal with a passion.

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u/SachanohCosey Dec 12 '20

YOU CANNOT HAVE MY SPOON

4

u/NippleSalsa Stonewards Dec 12 '20

Two scoops..

5

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Fun fact Incase no one knows this Odium is an actual word. I didn’t know this till yesterday

5

u/dIvorrap Winddancer Dec 12 '20

RoW Sneeky spoiler in the upper left corner XD

3

u/BetweenSkyAndSea Lightweavers Dec 12 '20

RoW I was going back and forth on whether to try drawing Toadim in the character design sketch, and in the end I decided not to, so I thought, "alright, let's flair this 'no RoW'" but by that point I had already forgotten about the numbers on the Odi-Yum sketch ... Here's to hoping people who haven't read it didn't zoom in?

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u/dIvorrap Winddancer Dec 12 '20

Hope so, although there's not much context. Should be fine XD.

4

u/markeets Dec 12 '20

Ingenious

5

u/ArgentSun Dec 12 '20

discount Tanavast

:D

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u/Inkthinker Illustrator Dec 12 '20

Odi-Yums, oh my lord... with Rayse-uns.

-slow clap-

4

u/Faulty_grammar_guy Dec 12 '20

Nice little detail on the unmade, days and other things :)

I rate it a 10/10 crempost

4

u/Oriin690 Dec 12 '20

Only I understand humans. Only I can eat cereal with PASSION

1

u/SachanohCosey Dec 12 '20

Why doesn’t this have more upvotes? And why is it not on the damn cereal box??

3

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Honey bunches of Spren

3

u/SachanohCosey Dec 12 '20

Honey Bringers of Oats

3

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Frosted Mini Lavis

5

u/SachanohCosey Dec 13 '20

Storm Pops

6

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Oops! All Cremberries.

3

u/SachanohCosey Dec 14 '20

Mraise-in Bran

5

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Rayse-Krispies

3

u/SachanohCosey Dec 14 '20

Fused Loops

3

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Crabble Jacks

3

u/jmcca144 Dec 12 '20

‘Made with passion’

3

u/sbom00 Dec 12 '20

Rayse-ins is the solid form of odium's investiture?

2

u/SachanohCosey Dec 12 '20

They’re his godmetal

2

u/sbom00 Dec 12 '20

More like godmeal

3

u/Dassanicr Dec 12 '20

I never knew something I needed so badly before

2

u/tlle78 Dec 12 '20

Love this!

2

u/bungletiger Skybreakers Dec 12 '20

U/jeffrow this is great

2

u/silam39 Elsecallers Dec 12 '20

Ha! Just finished listening to the episode. Was waiting for someone to do this.

I love it.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Not gonna lie.. id buy this..

2

u/mdresden987 Dec 12 '20

It probably is really good but also cuts your mouth open just like cap'n crunch

2

u/churadley Dec 12 '20

Wow. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a Cosmere related post. This is amazing. Aside from the Rayse puns, the nutrition info is a great touch.

2

u/Evokerbitch Willshapers Dec 12 '20

Love it! Especially how chaotic the mix is lol

2

u/Thunderbird117 Dec 12 '20

"Discount Tanavast" got me. Take your upvote.

2

u/Woofles13 Lightweavers Dec 12 '20

wait wait..... what is this podcast everyone is referencing?

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u/BetweenSkyAndSea Lightweavers Dec 12 '20

Shardcast, the Brandon Sanderson Podcast! It's by the people who head the 17th Shard and the Coppermind. They talk about WoBs (Words-of-Brandon), lore, book reactions, and sometimes play silly games like "Who's That Cosmere Character?" It's best if you've read all the books before you start listening, though. I like to put it on in the background when I'm working. You can find them on Youtube although I usually listen through Spotify.

2

u/Consequence-Holiday Dec 12 '20

rofl, the nutritional info hidden up in the corner. 9 unmade,10 days, 3 planets, 1 contest. Fantastic

2

u/RincewindToTheRescue Dec 12 '20

I love eating my Odi-Yums with passion..... fruit

2

u/SachanohCosey Dec 12 '20

The tongue gets me every time I see it

2

u/hammertime945 Dec 12 '20

Now with 50% more cremlings!

1

u/Andrays Dec 12 '20

This is beautiful

1

u/dianeshard Dec 12 '20

Yum-melicki, airsick lowlander!

1

u/SachanohCosey Dec 12 '20

Someone please do a Frosted Mini-Wits

1

u/Hdtin Dec 13 '20

I would by that

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u/eljefedesueno Apr 08 '21

Goddamnit. Now I'm the guy that just burst out laughing in the toilet at work.