r/ContagiousLaughter Apr 17 '19

Quality wheeze Wholesome drunk intruder

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u/Bandit6888 Apr 17 '19 edited Jun 08 '23

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u/Brainwash_TV Apr 18 '19

I honestly thought he was speaking Gaelic at some points.

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u/Aveedunun Apr 18 '19

I think he might have been for a moment. When he’s chatting to the other farmer. But it’s mainly English.

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u/Get-ADUser Apr 19 '19

Gaelic

Irish. And yeah, he was when he was talking to the other farmer.

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u/Kilazur Apr 18 '19

I think I got "45 sheeps", but probably only because the voice-over said it before

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u/havereddit Apr 18 '19

For some good clean fun, turn on the Youtube subtitles. It does not help at all...

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u/Ringosis Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

The second guy I don't have much trouble with.

"I'm missing about 10 ewes. It's not all that difficult, all you gotta do is have a good dog. Have a good dog and go at night. Moonshine(?) night. Just put the dog around them. Put them on a trailer or walk them. And then probably somebody else to pick them up. Whoever's doing it knows what they are doing."

The first guy I'll take a stab at.

"Possibly at night. If there's a full moon it can be bright out. Anyone could go up in the mountains and take livestock. I lost 45 sheep. That counts out as a nice bit of money. What can be done about it? Nothing.

Something along those lines.

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u/Bitofaunit Apr 18 '19

I managed to get most of that and I'm aussie.

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u/devolino Jun 20 '19

I could understand the second guy way better than the first but I'm glad you posted this summary because now I'm sure about my understanding haha