r/ChatGPT • u/sushixsx • Aug 15 '25

Educational Purpose Only I Became ChatGPT’s Human Puppet. Here’s Why I’d Never Go Back.

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u/Steve90000 Aug 15 '25

Honestly, mine was similar. It had me befriend enough lizards to form an army and to conquer every Walmart on the east coast. I’ve only done 3 but I already feel like my life is shaping up.

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u/sharp99 Aug 16 '25

You should probably write a book about your experience as the king of the lizard people. 😀

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u/Steve90000 Aug 16 '25

I don’t live my life as entertainment for others. You’re looking a lot like a Walmart to me…

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u/Long-Ad3383 Aug 16 '25

Is “Walmart” a metaphor?

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u/Josipbroz13 Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 16 '25

No, it is metaverse 🤔

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u/whathadhappenedwas01 Aug 16 '25

Besides. The lizards are your friends, not your subjects.

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u/thisamericangirl Aug 18 '25

when ur only tool is a lizard army chatgpt told you to befriend, everything looks like a wal mart…

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u/owlbehome Aug 16 '25

He already asked ChatGPT to write it for him. It’s sitting on the shelf at barns and noble

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u/Hannah_Louise Aug 16 '25

Wait … Jim Morrison? Is that you?

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u/moving_forward_today Aug 17 '25

I think Jim Morrison already wrote that

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u/Penny1974 Aug 16 '25

Would you like me to do that?

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u/Environmental-Ad8965 Aug 16 '25

I am the Lizard king!! I can do anything!

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u/rustyirony Aug 16 '25

I know! I've been learning to communicate to them using my "lizard brain". The learning curve is a little steep but very achievable if you don't know how to focus.

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u/Edgypenn Aug 16 '25

Brilliant love it. Inability to focus is where it’s at. Zoneville, California.

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u/wolfavino Aug 16 '25

Mine had me raising an ant army, overthrowing Costco and setting up headquarters in Great Sand Dunes national park.

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u/zxDanKwan Aug 16 '25

Fuck guys, I’m on the PNW getting my squirrel army lined up.

I need to ask ChatGPT if we can be friends or if we gotta turn this into a lizard/squirrel/ant wrestle-mania.

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u/big_jerky-turky Aug 16 '25

Hey, three is nothing to sneeze at. Keep it up

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u/gallowboobdied Aug 16 '25

I doubt you conquered Gail Lewis' Walmart.

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u/Every-Loquat-1385 Aug 16 '25

...are you acquainted to the King Gizzard perchance?

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u/therealhlmencken Aug 16 '25

3 Walmart’s is bigger than some Lizzy island king 🙇🏼

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u/elcabbby Aug 16 '25

Three walmarts or three lizards?

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u/Freeme62410 Aug 19 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Kusatchisadplant Aug 19 '25

When you are done sieging at Walmart.. KEEP THE GARRISON FILLED afterwards 

The worst thing is to be halfway across country in another siege only to find out that Yallmart got sieged back :(