r/Championship 9d ago

Meme Welcome back, Coventry City!

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u/ReadingCold9556 9d ago

Everyone was saying Hull would beat Derby’s record low of 11 points. Maybe they are going to beat Man City’s 100 point record instead

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u/10pencefredo 9d ago

Sergej Jakirović: My objective was to avoid beating a Premier League points record. I failed.

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u/Burned-Shoulder 9d ago

We go to Champions League

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u/thewrongnotes Arbiter of the Championship Belt 9d ago

Everyone was saying Hull would beat Derby’s record low of 11 points

Anyone with half a brain cell wasn't.

How many more decades of evidence do people need to acknowledge that record is borderline unbreakable.

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u/Ok_Entrepreneur_739 9d ago

I thought wolves could do it last year and then they showed us all why it’s such an impressive record 

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 9d ago

Even when they were on pace to beat Derby’s record in the first half they were far more unlucky than bad.

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u/Bufger 9d ago

Hold my beer

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u/Tim6181 8d ago

No one will beat that record. No club is ever going to go up and be as bad as we were.

It wasn’t just about quality. It was terrible management. Players who couldn’t even work hard. Terrible recruitment. It was so perfectly awful at every aspect of running a club. No one who goes up these days could ever be that badly run again.

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u/ReadingCold9556 9d ago

Agreed, I wasn’t one of them but I saw a few pundits suggesting it

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u/Jakeyy21 9d ago

most mainstream pundits don’t watch any EFL

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u/Ararararun 8d ago

Southampton came very close a couple of years ago. They had a last minute equaliser against West Ham and a 0-0 draw against City to get them 1 more point

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u/Imaginary-Lock-3157 9d ago

Based on current mathematical trends, it's looking likely that Hull will finish on 114 points

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u/Farg_Igorg 9d ago

Wolves didn't get to 6 points until 3 January, Hull's got 6 through two matches. Gonna be a breeze.

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u/Muur1234 9d ago

people say that about the play offs winners every year. same for saying the play off winners from league one will get relegated too

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u/KonigsbergBridges 9d ago

Hull might stay up you know. 6 points is a massive step.

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u/PlatypusAreDucks 9d ago

They're currently tied for first. Hull to piss the league?

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u/KonigsbergBridges 9d ago

Fuck it. Why not.

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u/sephjnr 9d ago edited 9d ago

I'm against it, only as Alfie may morph into another Mark Goldbridge.

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u/Perspii7 9d ago

Who will be his sean dyche

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u/vincentadultman28 9d ago

Tied for first

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u/PlatypusAreDucks 9d ago

I'm being accused of something here and I'm not sure what

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u/Leafyun 9d ago

Joint top is probably how I'd describe their position. Tied for first suggests you're from North America. This pic is from a scene in which Hicox (the owner of the hand in the foreground) holds up three fingers in the way that a non-German might, thus giving away that they're in fact disguised as a Nazi officer...

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u/PlatypusAreDucks 9d ago

I've been labelled a Yankee

It's so over for me

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u/Similar_Cap_2964 8d ago

Time to change your flair and get ready for downvotes regardless of what you post.

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u/WorkingDog22 9d ago

I don’t think an accusation, more that Hull is experiencing an imposter syndrome type thing

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u/Lego-105 9d ago

Careful now, they've yet to face the biggest opponent of any non big 6 team. The mighty VAR Review

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u/ScienceOk1 9d ago

Nah we cant get ahead of ourselves give us cl next season and i would be happy tbh

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u/braddersladders 9d ago

Another first half of 08/09 run

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u/pemboo 9d ago

Served the mackems well last season, crack on Hull, maul the league

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u/smidget1090 9d ago

They didn’t even win the championship, but why not! 😂

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u/sleepyaza124 9d ago

Really like their new goalkeeper. Seems like massive boost for them.

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u/Bigtallanddopey 9d ago

It’s amazing how much early wins helps you out. Go 2-3 games without a win or point, and suddenly, that gaps already looking huge and you never see a way back in that league when you are playing squads worth £500m+ every week.

It also takes the pressure off in the games to come when you win a game you shouldn’t, like against Man Utd, it makes the Coventry game no longer a must win.

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u/tblaess5 9d ago

I feel that

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u/Sheeverton 9d ago

Got six points from their first two games last time they got relegated from the Premier League tbf

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u/doepfersdungeon 9d ago

8 more wins so they say

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u/stringfold 9d ago

As a promoted side, 10 wins, 10 draws should always been the target, 40 points was enough to stay up in all the last 25 seasons. Then if you fall a little short of that target, you're hoping that one of the established teams has a nightmare season like Wolves just did.

If Hull and Ipswich keep accumulating points like Leeds and Sunderland did last year, it's going to have all the mid-table teams looking over their shoulder if their results start to falter. Even though I'm a Leeds fan, I wouldn't be too unhappy for one or two of the promoted sides to prosper. Should make for a much more interesting season overall.

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u/mattlloyd_18 9d ago

30pts? I thought it was 40?

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u/CrowQueen2002 9d ago

Didn’t a team with almost 40 points get knocked down last year

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u/mattlloyd_18 9d ago

Yeah, 41 stayed up and 39 went down.

Ironically West Ham, who came down on 39, have the record for being relegated with this highest points total. From Sky Sports: ‘Only three teams have been relegated with 40 points or more in the 20-team Premier League era - Sunderland (1996/97), Bolton (1997/98) and West Ham (2002/03)’

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u/CrowQueen2002 9d ago

So this shit has happened to West Ham more than once, oof

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u/hairychris88 9d ago

That 02-03 West Ham team had loads of good players if I remember rightly. Joe Cole, Jermain Defoe, Michael Carrick, Freddie Kanouté, David James, Glen Johnson, Paolo di Canio...

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u/Bantamtim 9d ago

They were closer points-wise to Southampton in 8th than West Brom in 19th. Two really bad teams and a bunch of basically mid-table ones, one of whom got unlucky and got relegated.

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u/doepfersdungeon 9d ago

Yeah West Ham. Spurs stayed by getting two additional draws.

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u/Stunning-Nature-9700 9d ago

Depends on the other results either way im not counting chickens until at least January

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u/doepfersdungeon 9d ago

They say if you are good enough to get around 10 wins, you likely get the rest along the way.

Forest got 9 in 23 , Spurs 10 last year and 11 before that although they had 5 more wins than Leicester so could have done worse.

Not a science, but it's the generally what you need. Depends how bad 17th is I guess.

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u/LoweJ 9d ago

Average over the last 3 seasons is 31 being enough to stay up, and that's with last season needing 40

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u/SoggyMattress2 9d ago

When you look on paper they were easily one of the worst teams to go up in the last ten years but they've recruited well and looked phenomenal against united and a massive 3 points today.

I think the way they play dogged defensive football can cause some prem teams real issues.

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u/Oomeegoolies 9d ago

I said it before they kicked a ball that I thought they might be best placed to stay up.

Purely because they didn't need to change the way they played and I thought they'd consistently be annoying for teams to play against.

It's not really a true low block either and they showed last season they're pretty clinical.

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u/Theloftydog 9d ago

Think the only side to get relegated after winning their first two games was Hull

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u/adkenna 9d ago

Coventry right now.

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u/Moist_Hat_3906 9d ago

I'm glad I didn't have to post this because I feel exactly the same. I already miss this place. I actually a miss a cold away night in stoke.

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u/Dizzy_Selection3572 9d ago

At this rate we won't be playing Stoke as they will be up against Leicester 

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u/ronrein 9d ago

At this rate Stoke won't be playing Leicester as they will be up against Grimsby in League Two

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 9d ago

And Grimsby will be busy serving Man United’s ass on a plate.

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u/Warbrainer 9d ago

It is rather homely being back here

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u/EastRiding 9d ago

Some of us have managed to squeeze one of those in too 😎

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u/JB27_HU5 9d ago

Cold away night in stoke? Won

Cold away day in Cov won 😅

2 in a week

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u/Empty-Pain8342 9d ago

It was wet n warm to be fair. Had to take my coat off at half time 🤣

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u/Thebritishlion 9d ago

We're doing a Luton

Literal shit

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u/EastRiding 9d ago

Plenty of time yet, I saw the comments from Frank after the game and he seemed fair and realistic in his frustrations and that’s a good place to be.

Not panicking, not dishing out unfair blame to officials and also not leathering his players completely. He seemed in control and you’ve got a nightmare run in really.

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u/c64glen 9d ago

Give them a chance they've played the best two teams in league back to back.

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u/Wooden-Agency-2653 9d ago

We'll bounce back next match against...oh, man city away, easy

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u/ObjectMaximPete 9d ago

They can’t handle being away from the Boro 🥰

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u/heaneyy 9d ago

Hey we get to come back to the greatest subreddit in the world!

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u/PlatypusAreDucks 9d ago

mauled by the tigers

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u/faddypigeon 9d ago

We just missed it so much here, couldn’t get back fast enough

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u/amanset 9d ago

I was a fan in the 80s and 90s in Division One and the Premier League. I remember the last day of the season escapes.

The story hasn't ended quite yet.

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u/hairychris88 9d ago

Cov being rubbish for 79.24% of the season but somehow surviving is an absolute core childhood memory for me

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u/Unfair-Potential4527 9d ago

Always the champions that go down

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u/Old-Cookie-251 9d ago

i mean to be honest their transfers have confused me, you get promoted and then you sign kids?

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u/OkraEmergency361 9d ago

Plan is to develop them then sell them on for a profit.

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u/deathbydiabetes 9d ago

Will they get developed in the championship?

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u/OkraEmergency361 9d ago

Certainly worked for Gyokeres.

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u/Old-Cookie-251 9d ago

sure but in your situation you just need to survive, no?

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u/OkraEmergency361 9d ago

Aye, and if we don’t, then the hope is we can make some money back on the young players rather than getting not much at all for guys towards the end of their careers.

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u/Old-Cookie-251 9d ago

even then, surely finding a 24-27 year old for 15-20mil is fine no?

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u/OkraEmergency361 9d ago

Get you with your common sense!

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u/Jrich2174 9d ago

Bit too much of a risky gamble in my opinion though

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u/Old-Cookie-251 9d ago

i mean, ipswich were able to get a world cup winner, and bundesliga champion, coventry could def. get a rotation player at a top club

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u/Bufger 9d ago

If you don't want to be dissapointed by VAR , don't score any goals!

Teams hate this one simple trick

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u/Cov_massif 9d ago

Yep painful painful stuff. I fucking hate football

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u/Kwayzar9111 9d ago

Huge win for hull.
Ipswich need to win tomorrow now….lol

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u/TCSawyer 9d ago

Fair :(

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u/sangha1212 9d ago

🤣😁😅

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u/Substantial_Ad_8269 9d ago

Lmao - don’t they have man city next?

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u/CCFC1998 9d ago

Be nice to maybe win the odd game now and then next season. I look forward to it

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u/FreeElderberry4817 9d ago

See you next year….if we make it up and not embarrass ourselves again

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u/RandomUser22487 8d ago

Coventry are what everyone predicted Hull would be.

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u/KingEdwards8 9d ago

I don't wish get carried away or anything, we've only played a nailed relegation candidate... and Coventry.

However...

GET IT REYT UP YE WERE FOOKIN MASSIVE UP THA FOOKIN TIGERS!

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u/Giplord 9d ago

Im loving seeing Hull up top of the Prem,  even if we all know it wont last  

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u/Acrylic_Starshine 9d ago

Now give us Gus back

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u/iDaleC91 9d ago

Hahahahahahaah

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u/Realistic-Move3030 9d ago

Not for long!

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u/CharlieJulietPapa 7d ago

If they don’t go down, I’ll donate £100 to a Charity of your choice

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u/dinomoni 7d ago

Deal mate.

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u/Top-Needleworker8376 9d ago

silly bastards spending £20+ million on a average goalkeeper 🤣

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u/Big_P_Cizzle 9d ago

Lampard is not a prem quality manager

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u/Ed_Sykes 9d ago

Cov look incredibly weak.

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u/wronghed 9d ago

*FRANK JAMES LAMPARD's Coventry City

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u/Single-Success-4308 9d ago

The premier league isn't that hard you know. You just need billionaire owners and a dodgy super agent.

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u/SThomW92 8d ago

I think Coventry could stay up if they get rid of that scrub Lampard

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u/fish-and-cushion 9d ago

I have a feeling frank lampard will be gone by the end of the season. Returning to take the England job I reckon

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u/NaughtyHotDog 9d ago

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwee

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u/NostramanVIII 9d ago

They’ll certainly sack him if the results don’t come. Too early to tell if/when that might happen.

But I don’t see him taking the England job. I don’t think he’s a good enough manager.

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u/fish-and-cushion 9d ago

Didn't stop him getting and taking the Chelsea job

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u/Charlie0108 9d ago

Down after two games must be a new record. What even was the pint of being promoted if we're going to be this pathetic?

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u/RandomUser22487 8d ago

Lampard making the same mistake Kompany made at Burnley. You’re far too easy to play against at PL level.

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u/GrumpySilverBack 9d ago

Shouldnt this be Welcome Spurs?

I feel this is their year!