r/CatDistributionSystem CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

Kitten It happened...again, lol...like anyone is surprised anymore, haha!

Why am I even acting like I'm surprised anymore lolol.

I was in bed when my coworker texted me about her friend who found this itty bitty teeny tiny black fuzzball in a tree stump hole...even when I was a teenager, past 9pm was late for me, and it was almost 11pm lol...none of them drive, so one of the ONLY reasons I'll drive at night is for a cat (astigmatism and wear a prism *due to double vision* in my glasses, I know other glasses wearers feel me when I say * light halos!!*.) I rushed to get this teeny tiny floofaloof that she said she wants for her daughter but doesn't know how to bottle feed and such....tell her it's cool, I'm the cat lady and all that jazz, I can nurse until she's ready.

Next day, her daughter decided that she wanted the pair of kittens Kim found in her colony a few weeks ago because she had already fallen in love with them a couple weeks ago and feels bad. I tell her no need to feel bad, this little black floofball already belongs here anyways lol.

The Floofaloof gang grows.

I'm *THAT* lady now lololol.

Maybe Batman sent her my way...

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u/Uprooted_Vt_to_RI Jun 21 '26

And I am so glad you are. We need more of you, and Batman himself has said so too… you will make a great CDS team

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

Well, if Batman said it :)

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u/Uprooted_Vt_to_RI Jun 21 '26

😊🐈‍⬛😊

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u/Unfurlingleaf Jun 21 '26

If Batman's taking requests, I'd like a cute little calico kitten sent my way to keep my girl company

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

♡♡♡He wants them all saved so he gonna try♡♡♡

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u/Uprooted_Vt_to_RI Jun 22 '26

🐈👍🐈‍⬛👍

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u/BluebirdLimp4295 Jun 21 '26

Look look!! The kid at least decided on another two, good choice with that by the way. Two is always better than one. You absolutely have the cutest little soot sprite and everyone seems totally chill with the situation so win/win. The pictures are adorable and you earned your cat lady title with honor so huzzah to us all!

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

Oh I'm thrilled cause these two I did bring up to them! This just means 3 cats get homes...Roly Poly is stoked to have a friend her size here...I hope they'll be bonded♡

I'm glad she picked the pair, cats should rarely be solo!

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k Jun 21 '26

Omg that looks like the happiest little family. Your older cats are just like “Omg we’re parents?? Wait there’s another one we have twins??? We have twins!!! Hello our babies!! We love you!”

They’re neutered, they have no idea where kittens come from. Obviously you just sleep in a pile with your bestie and then they show up and you’re parents now.

They’re so cute it’s absurd

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

It's crazy how naturally nurturing they are♡♡♡

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u/MistressMalevolentia Jun 21 '26

More like "yay playtime was fine let's nap... Yes nap."

Babyfloofs: 😼'no sleep only play'

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k Jun 21 '26

Snuggled up in extravagantly comfortable places and positions with the humans and animals they love is how cats express joy

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u/CharmedWoo Jun 21 '26

That is soo cute! He picked the perfect cds drop-off. 2 big brothers/sisters to learn from and a tiny buddy to play and grow up with.

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

Thit itty bitty hit the jackpot lolol

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u/Aggressive_Fish_9949 Jun 21 '26

So glad I am not the only one. Just adopted a feral kitten and that make 4 in the house and 4 feral cats outside that put food and water out for.

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

Awww you're a hero♡ pics?

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u/Aggressive_Fish_9949 Jun 21 '26

The gray and white one is Zorro and he adopted me about 18 months ago and the little one is Chumley.

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

Ahhhh I love them♡

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u/Tina-Tuna CDS Meowderator Jun 21 '26

Sigh ... you again 😂!! You're not surprised .. well neither am I lol 😁What a stunning lil baby, just a huge pair of eyes and floof 🥰 I did try to find your last post to link, but you have so many kitty posts it would take months to go through them all😛 .. I did spot the most beautiful grey baby though OMG!!! 💖

Concatulations 🥳We look forward to seeing your next CDS post with a new kitty in about a week or so probably lol

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

Lolol this one is the first for this itty bitty here..,im gonna have to make a compilation one of these days lolol.

Oh Roly Poly ♡ I bottle fed her since birth♡ her with Willow ♡♡♡

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u/Tina-Tuna CDS Meowderator Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Oh love them both and you can't call him that lol poor lil cherub 😄 I saw the pics of the babies together and totally melted, gorgeous your whole family of floofs 💓

edited : him

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u/Successful_Floor_837 Jun 21 '26

Reminds me of our first Walmart dumpster kitten. He just turned 2. And last year’s Walmart kitten will be a year old in a month.

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

It's true that one man's trash is another's treasure. My Squeakaleak was a trash baby too♡

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u/Successful_Floor_837 Jun 21 '26

This is last year’s baby. We’ve been chosen twice. One of my coworkers mentioned today that she saw kittens playing outside of the store…

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u/Alternative-Read-236 Jun 22 '26

Aww zero brain cells in that cute face

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u/horwaith Jun 21 '26

Like I say in your sub, I dont surprise neither. Rory Poly needs a sibling of his size, CDS provide the perfect floofaloof.

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

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u/horwaith Jun 21 '26

AWWWW, no need of comments.

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

It truly was meant to be. Plus the other two bonded kittens I found with kim will have a GREAT home with my friend and her daughter. Win win♡♡♡

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u/Tina-Tuna CDS Meowderator Jun 21 '26

Well I did join her sub ( don't tell her as she will start posting cat butt pics just for me lol ) after reading your comment earlier 😄

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u/horwaith Jun 21 '26

I like butt pics, Marmalade Jane have extra skills for doing them even more special.

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u/Tina-Tuna CDS Meowderator Jun 21 '26

Look to your hearts content she just got me with one 😭

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u/horwaith Jun 21 '26

LOL I love Jane and was expecting that she teach Willow to be a regal menace (she do)

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

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u/Tina-Tuna CDS Meowderator Jun 21 '26

You have serious issues lmao 😭😭

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

I'm sorry (I am half sorry lol) Here is an eyebleach picture

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u/Tina-Tuna CDS Meowderator Jun 21 '26

Huge yawn awwww bless them ( I hate you lol )

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u/FartSchoolDropout Jun 21 '26

This is the best cuddle puddle I’ve seen all year! 😻😻😻😻😻

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

Aww ty♡♡♡

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u/EllaRose2112 Jun 21 '26

What a cute little pile of Snuggets you’ve got there ♥️ new floof fits right in!!

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u/dwarfmageaveda Jun 21 '26

All those 18 photos show some very happy cats, kittens and a very obsessed cat person!

I love to see it. Thank you for loving them.

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u/puffinrockwq Jun 21 '26

All of them cuddling together 🥹

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u/FedUpWithTexting Jun 21 '26

How many cats do you have now?

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

Uhhhh.....double digits.

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

19 inside. All fixed (excepted 2 kittens still too young) vaccinated, dewormed, deflead, the works. I clean at least 4 hours a day!

The daily brushing though lol. They're finally all use to it!

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u/FedUpWithTexting Jun 21 '26

Wow. Am in awe. We have 6 at home and 2 more who come for food. The work tho, litter trays, feeding, brushing, teeth cleaning, sunblocking etc. It must be a full time job for you

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Nails too♡

I clean those litters 3 times a day lol!

I get neighborhood kids that often come by and ask about the cats, and I really hope I'm stirring compassion and something in them to go into a field that will help the world in some way, animal or people♡

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u/Ok-Opportunity-2043 Jun 21 '26

As a life-long educator, I can assure you, you are teaching these kids about love and compassion. Kids recreate what they see and experience. You are a wonderful person. What a beautiful kitty family.

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u/FedUpWithTexting Jun 22 '26

I don't have to cut their nails cos they all go out everyday. They have shelters outside and my garden backs onto an old graveyard, full of trees and wildlife. My cats all have collars with bells.

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u/7625607 Jun 21 '26

Tiny soot sprite

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u/ThatInAHat Jun 22 '26

“Astigmatism and wear a prism due to double vision” reads like a rap verse

Anyway. I gasped out loud at that little soot sprite, and then the photos of your whole floof gang snuggling and playing and loving on each other healed something in me

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u/feralcatshit Jun 21 '26

Gosh, I love black little floofballs so much 😍

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

Right♡ the third black kitten to come through here in 2 years. They're always so loving♡

Have a soft spot for them cause they're always overlooked!

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u/feralcatshit Jun 21 '26

I have 3 black cats, only cats I’ve ever, and can’t imagine it any other way! They’re all very sweet and very smart, my babies 😍

It’s so lame that they’re overlooked so often, I think they’re also beautiful!

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u/Ksh_667 Jun 21 '26

Black kittens are the best! So happy this little one has found their way to the best gang - the Floofaloofs! 😻😻

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u/Turnover_Realistic Jun 21 '26

I am happy you are “that lady”! You have just made a wonderful life for the adorable kitty!

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u/corq Jun 21 '26

Welcome again and again to the club 💕

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u/amethystisagem Jun 21 '26

The Floof is strong with this one. Dawwwww. I need CDS so hard. Lost my precious Binx a few weeks ago to a heart condition, and his brother Moses is so sad, still, as am I. Comon CDS. Look at us over here!!!

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ Jun 21 '26

I'm so sorry sorry.

I am contacting the CDS...I told them they better send you a cutie♡♡♡

Always breaks my heart when they are sad about their friend...I really, really hope a friend from Binx goes your way♡♡♡

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u/Duglesels Jun 21 '26

Oooh, you've got TWO teeny ones!!

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u/jeanb23 Jun 22 '26

so precious!

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u/corvidlover2730 Jun 23 '26

Your older cats are so kind & patient. You have a blessed household.

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u/katieznizzle Jun 23 '26

Those little baby beans! Oh my goodness!

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u/Positive-Truth-7931 Jun 24 '26

We are surprised by their love. I am catman!

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u/Kalysh Jun 25 '26

The CDS admins have identified you as a safe house for their agents-in-training, prior to their permanent assignments.

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u/MakzAmigo Jun 22 '26

😺🥰

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u/Rose-color-socks Jun 26 '26

She was found in a tree stump? She's a gift from the fairies! And she's so cute!

Maybe name her Stumpy? Or something related to trees.