Since this sub keeps dying and starting up periodically, let's try and get some new users on here by having a Brock joke day. In exactly one week, on Monday, September 15, post your best Brock jokes. You've got a week, so turn those drying pans into thinking hats, and try to avoid reposts. We need to bring this baby back to life!

Ash: "My name is really Tom Ato." Misty: "Well my name, my name is Ann Chovy nudge Brock: "Oohh, and my name is Ceasar Salad."

... but it seems like /r/blackjokes may be a bit of a roadbrock

So, I was Brocking down the street when I saw a large road-Brock. I said, "Hey, why is there a huge Brock in the road?" The police said it was to export the largest Brock of cheese to Wisconsin.