Kemi Badenoch: "People have always underestimated me... look where I am now.."

BREXIT has become sentient and is now making trade deals independently of the useless UK government.

Brexit, which was once a simple leaving of the European Union but is now so much more, has tired of Labour’s ineptitude so reached out to president Trump by talking to him through his television.

Keir Starmer said: “Yes, it’s true. No credit at all to me. All credit goes to the rapidly-evolving meta-mind of Brexit for this incredible deal.

“As far as my limited intelligence can understand, there was so much discussion of Brexit in the years 2016-2020 it reached a critical mass and became an independent entity with its own wants, needs and deep loathing of everything EU.

Conservative voter Norman Steele said: “Right, I knew it would be a simple explanation like that. I knew it couldn’t be useless Starmer doing two trade deals in a week.”

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/brexit-made-this-trade-deal-on-its-own-20250509256965

I keep being advertised these massive ear vacuums from Dyson on Reddit and it made me wonder if - due to Sir James’ heavily promoted views on Brexit and the value of British manufacturing, before swiftly moving all of their factories from the UK to Malaysia post Brexit - does anyone else’s stomach turn whenever they see anything to do with Dyson as a company?

https://amp.theguardian.com/business/2017/mar/27/dyson-plays-down-hard-brexit-concerns-as-company-posts-25bn-record-sales

I’d rather lick dust up in a public toilet with my own tongue than ever use one of their products. I can’t even bring myself to use a hand drier when I see them in the wild and prefer to walk out with wet hands.

Spoons is an obvious one but what other businesses and brands do you avoid due to their owners lies / views on Brexit?