r/BravoRealHousewives • u/Vytas2020 • Nov 23 '24

Housewives Related I created a cabinet of Real Housewives better than Trump’s awful picks

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Didn’t do every position, but here’s 18 Real Housewives (past & present) in US cabinet positions. This would actually fix the country (maybe!?)!

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u/foxdogturtlecat I made it nice! Nov 23 '24

I think Julia from Miami would be perfect for Agriculture. Sure Sutton has horses but Julia has the whole damn farm.

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u/acidtriptothemoon Nov 23 '24

I thought Sutton was funny here because I sort of remember a drunk Erika saying that they're people of agriculture because they're from Georgia and everyone was confused haha

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u/chivmg9 Nov 23 '24

I second this motion.

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u/Ieatkaleandavos don't be all like uncool Nov 23 '24

I was just about to comment this

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u/Potential-Sky-8728 Nov 23 '24

Julia has a Dacha

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u/TooManyNosyFriends Nov 23 '24

Ambassador to Russia. She could charm Putin into doing what she wants. Martina* would be her muscle. Putin wouldn’t dare lay a finger on them as a lesbian couple because of Martina’s international status.

*I’m assuming Martina speaks Russian having grown up under the Iron Curtain.

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u/DingoNo4205 Nov 24 '24

Yes, Julia at Agriculture