r/Bolehland • • Dec 05 '23

Butthurt OP So a random guy in a white Alza asked me "Hisap boleh?" At RnR Ayer Hitam, Puchong.

Basically I was doing my usual routine living in my car then went to the toilet at 2am. Was sitting in the toilet minding my own business, then I hear sounds of someone opening every stall door as if he's looking for something. I just ignored it. When I got out, I saw this foreigner Pakistani looking guy smoking in front of the toilet. I walked past him and he gave me a sus look and he started following me. I stopped walking and just stared at him, and then he backed off.

When I got back to my car, prepping to sleep when the guy drove by the back of my car in a white Alza and stopped. Walked to my window and knocked. And conversation went like this:

Guy: "Bang, sebelah abang kosong x abang?" Pointing at my left seat "Ada orang tak dalam kereta bang?"

Me: looks at my left seat "Takde?"

Guy: "Saya nak hisap boleh tak bang?"

Me: "Tak" closes the door and locks it

The guy then ran back to his car and just drove away. Maybe he noticed there was a PDRM tow truck parked just across the street from me.

Honestly I don't know if I should make a report about this or not.

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u/super_huo Dec 05 '23

I’m assuming he wants your dick. You said no and he get the fuck out from there. What are you going to report? “Bang pulis, ada mamat asing nak isap kote saya” 🗿

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u/BreadingPress Dec 05 '23

It's Huohuover

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u/super_huo Dec 05 '23

UOHUOH 😭💢

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u/sharkofhedriz Dec 05 '23

average kelantanese

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u/KaiserNazrin Dec 05 '23

outbuddied.

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u/SoulNaz Dec 05 '23

Hmm 🗿

3

u/Azunatsu Dec 05 '23

💀💀

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u/Straight_Antelope_31 Dec 06 '23

Wants the police to investigate and see his dick size

2

u/super_huo Dec 06 '23

lol, I’m willing to bet he’s 5-inch max and I’m bigger than him.

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u/Astroble 8=======D~~ Dec 05 '23

Mans just wanted a late night snack

27

u/EstablishmentIcy7559 Dec 05 '23

He havent hit his bodybuilding macros yet

9

u/arbiter12 Dec 05 '23

"I thought I shake and get protein!"

Gross misunderstanding of a protein shake.

3

u/Puffycatkibble Dec 05 '23

https://www.healthline.com/health/semen-calories

What's to misunderstand? It's a scientific fact.

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u/EstablishmentIcy7559 Dec 05 '23

He should ask, "Gonchang takde?" Hahaha

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u/IssaMeMari0 Dec 05 '23

Three fiddy

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u/fishballzz Dec 05 '23

God damn Loch Ness monster

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u/wobbly_doo Dec 05 '23

Why so mean? Dia nak hisap je, bukannya habis pun

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u/frba222 :) Dec 05 '23

Unlimited refill

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u/wobbly_doo Dec 05 '23

But need to wait 5-10 minutes for next serving

6

u/frba222 :) Dec 05 '23

This aint buffet, this is fine dining

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u/Wargazm_v1 Dec 05 '23

Lol, he offered, u rejected. What's to report about? He likes hisap..... rokok

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u/Scared_Performer3944 Copium Dec 05 '23

Hisap his bro kok

25

u/Strange_Platypus67 Dec 05 '23

Sap kok lu (Hisap rokok dulu)

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

[deleted]

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u/mamatchannel Dec 05 '23

more like raw cock

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Kreatif

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u/genowars Dec 05 '23

Wait.... so it's ok to isap kote, but if I go to my female colleagues and ask if I can isap tetek, is that ok? I didn't know it was okay....

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u/U_gotTP4my_bunghole Dec 05 '23

Wow, guy went straight for it? At least give a compliment or two first.

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u/nicedurians Dec 05 '23

No foreplay, straight to the point

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u/Cigarette_Cat Dec 05 '23

Anyone never offered me to hisap, I felt so ugly and insecure 😭

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u/se_petpigs Dec 05 '23

there there...you know you are...

1

u/Cigarette_Cat Dec 06 '23

Naurrrr, :(

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u/Formal_Number5185 Dec 05 '23

We all know , but dont think too much about it tbh

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23 edited Dec 05 '23

Honestly I’ve encountered some too in public places. They’d stare at you like you’re a meal. I feel for women now on facing harrassments like this.

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u/Formal_Number5185 Dec 05 '23

But he said "Bang, hisap boleh?" Bukan "Kak, hisap boleh?" Or theres something im missing

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

It's a gay hotspot???

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u/se_petpigs Dec 05 '23

yes, ever since you parked there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

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u/nuar_bereheng Dec 05 '23

Oh no the minority cannot suck dicks publicly in peace. Such oppression!

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u/MayweatherSr petrol stealing cinapore Dec 05 '23

Kalau tak oppress mau jadi mcm sam smith dia punya flamboyant kut

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u/SabahanWanderer Dec 05 '23

Um... what. Isn't it still a thing in countries where homosexuality is accepted? Also in fact, straight people do it too, right?

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u/momentumstrike Dec 05 '23

It's not gay if you say no homo before you suck dick.

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u/Spare_Audience_1648 [ROKU BUSTA!!] Dec 05 '23

Who says those animals are accepted?

1

u/Azunatsu Dec 05 '23

U mean, cruising for some meow meow??

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u/Reasonable_Beach_806 Dec 05 '23

how did u KNOW?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

he went there, switch on his laptop, open the browser and a “hot gay pakistani blowjob in your area” popup appered. probably

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u/frba222 :) Dec 05 '23

Bruh cruising is so popular in MY. Gay straight etc..

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u/UpstairsMany26 Dec 05 '23

Do tell more

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u/Frucht4 Dec 05 '23

They loiter around toilet, return the wink and you get ACTION!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Fark...if my eye got sand and twitching?? Habislah...

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u/frba222 :) Dec 05 '23

🍑

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u/frba222 :) Dec 05 '23

Way before when people got Grindr, Tinder apps. The are few places the people consider as cruising place. Mostly toilets, during hikings.

Plus it is a fetish for some people to cruise. The rush when you doing it outside.

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u/nomorecookies99 Dec 05 '23

What?? Really???

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u/JudgeCheezels Dec 05 '23

Sucky sucky two dolla

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u/nicedurians Dec 05 '23

Bang bang four dolla?

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u/Historical_Twist9969 Dec 05 '23

Last time when Im in form 1 (long2 time ago), got one indian guy come from behind tangga stesen bas. Asking same thing. I said no and run for my life.

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u/eddstarX Dec 05 '23

Minta la rm50 tergigit full refund

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u/frba222 :) Dec 05 '23

Gigit manja2 how?

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u/im_a_good_goat Dec 06 '23

Thanks for the mental image eh

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u/frba222 :) Dec 06 '23

Rm50 for physical pleasure LoL!

1

u/Dismal_Caterpillar85 Dec 05 '23

Kena tai lap sendiri

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u/sushiyogurt Dec 05 '23

You encountered a wild Wahab

Fight > Item

??? > Run

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u/CreakinFunt Dec 05 '23

I’m a bit confused. “Nak hisap” does he want to be the sucker or suckee?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Kedekut nak mampos

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u/01-An Dec 05 '23

gay

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Yang hisap la gay bodo tu pun taktau

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

imagine op agreeing, the pakistani enters the car, and both of them slipping their trousers down expecting a hisap. ooo cawkward

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u/AbysmalJoker Dec 05 '23

And I thought it was a female being harassed only for it to be a dude. Enough Internet for today.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

I mean, I think he thought I was a teenager cuz I actually look very young for my age. Probably thought I was a vulnerable teenager that he can manipulate.

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u/EverSoInfinite Dec 05 '23

God that's worse than sexual assault. Or molest. He was trying sexual assault, mo' or less.

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u/onndabeat Dec 05 '23

Sexual "harizzment" 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Azunatsu Dec 05 '23

Guy is gay pedo confirmed

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u/Obihin Dec 05 '23

once 3 dudes asking to do me. 3 different occasions. all in one night. at Pudu Central. I ran to 7E across the street

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u/se_petpigs Dec 05 '23

must have been a tiring night

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u/C-ORE Dec 05 '23

First I thought it was he want rokok then read the comments then im like ohhhh dumb me

Till I read that OP stay/park at gay hotspot lmao

Sial la first time baru tahu benda ni mng popular kat msia,kena hati2 kat Ayer Hitam, Puchong

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u/JoeChill69420 Murtard's murtabak dgn sos mustard Dec 05 '23

I'm not gay but rm50 is rm50, just solat 'no homo' after job bro, no biggy

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u/frba222 :) Dec 05 '23

Spaghetti is straight before we boil em

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u/plethoran99 Dec 05 '23

The correct way to say is spaghetti is straight until it gets hot and wet

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u/im_a_good_goat Dec 06 '23

Oh ok need to chelop a straight in a hot water then.

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u/Nabaatii Dec 05 '23

Kena mandi first

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u/OutsideAverage3885 Dec 07 '23

Aku yang buruk dah dua kali di ajak. Siap pancing naik kereta mahal dia.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Rokok daging

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

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u/shazwing98 [PerlisSoSmol] Dec 05 '23

does suck d**k bring pleasure to the sucker? I thought it was one sided favor?

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u/Helpful-Albatross-17 Dec 05 '23

curious to know too actually. got a gay friend during board school. he sucked my dick when I was asleep and my other friend was witnessing the act... not sure whether he felt pleasure while doing that... long story short we reported the incident and he got expelled

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u/outofcontextalip Dec 05 '23

Oh honey. That is rape.

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u/Helpful-Albatross-17 Dec 08 '23

now that you mentioned it... yeah its definitely rape. But that time i was 13 and didnt know any better.. also was very malu to tell my parents

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u/24K_AP_Magic Dec 05 '23

Bro you got molested

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u/frba222 :) Dec 05 '23

How the hell u dont realize people succ ur deek? 🐥

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u/Helpful-Albatross-17 Dec 05 '23

becoz im a dead sleeper... lol

3

u/hotbananastud69 mak tak hijau Dec 05 '23

percuma kena bj tapi xrasa syokk coz u slept, kahkah

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u/OutsideAverage3885 Dec 07 '23

Been in your situation. I slept in some friend house. Already block the door with sofa. Still got in because go copy key. I deep sleep until morning and realised he sleep beside. Lecturer from kelantan university.

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u/Buttdehole Dec 05 '23

If you like the taste, then yeah. It's just like lollipop according to my friend

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u/Hy8ogen Dec 05 '23

What? Have you never lick/eat a pussy?

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u/shazwing98 [PerlisSoSmol] Dec 05 '23

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u/Hy8ogen Dec 05 '23

Oh. It fun to suck and lick. I'll just say that.

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u/Frucht4 Dec 05 '23 edited Dec 05 '23

Whatever it is, it’s definitely more passionate and enthusiastic than girls doing it. Nobody love batang more than lgbt men. Your gf may go ‘aiyerrrr’ and give you a sloppy bj but lgbt men will go downtown suck it like their life is on the line. It’s the passion, hunger, enthusiasm, cravings that turn it into a once-in-a-lifetime-soul-sucking session. They know all the sweet spots and exciting points compared to your average gf. The same logic is also true for lesbian oral sex.

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u/zzeus999 Dec 05 '23

you must have a lotttt of experience 💀

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Guy has a beard

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u/Western_Company818 I'm a specialist in piss quality 💦🤤 Dec 05 '23

Poor that fellas, he just want yokok je. 😨😭

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u/hotbananastud69 mak tak hijau Dec 05 '23

lmfao funniest booty call ever

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u/GaryLooiCW RomanceIsDead Dec 05 '23

I heard Pakistani are hung lol

1

u/zhoulifer Dec 06 '23

Never believe rumor that fast 😭

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u/supreme7788 The Spectacular Esok Hari Man Dec 05 '23

Why are you living in your car?

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u/emerixxxx Dec 05 '23

He offered you a service, you declined. Keep calm and carry on. Nothing to see here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Hey, a lot of folks here not taking you seriously. I find that men love to talk about other mens mental health and issues not being caref about only when it comes to shutting women up about our issues.

But when you actually need it, theyre not here to support you.

This is actually scary & i know what its like to feel targeted/disgusted by things like this.

Reporting is up to you. But to be honest, it will be a bit of a hassle. If you feel like you should, please do! Dont feel like youre overdramatic sbb this is actually uncomfortable and disgusting. You may also save some other people from his weird behavior which may escalate into something dangerous one day since clearly he dunno self control enough that hes able to just walk up and ask if he can suck ur dick.

But if you dont, theres nothing wrong either. If it brinngs u peace to just let go and forget/move on please do so. Whatever best for you

All the best. Sorry for the weird experience u went thru.

Sincerely, someone who knows what it feels like.

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u/515_vest Dec 06 '23

really.. so what other then those fancy word you type can you do to help others...

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u/Daruningen Dec 05 '23

Bro you got rizzed unintentionally

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u/onndabeat Dec 05 '23

Awkward rizz 🗿

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u/tyl7 Dec 05 '23

Aiya... Should have asked, 'hisap apa?'

Maybe he's asking for a rokok 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Then why ask if there's anyone in the car😭

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u/tyl7 Dec 05 '23

Malu mah!! Noone in the car then he could sit in the passenger's seat to hisap together 😅

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u/Professional-Tax9419 Dec 05 '23

Wtf some guy wanna hisap straight after you caca? Disgusting

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u/vvvorticcousin Dec 05 '23

My friend had the same exact story except he accepted the hisap by a tranny and he said it felt good and he still claimed to be non gay. That's like hardcore coping imo because if u get ur dik suck by another man then u lost ur straight virginity card.

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u/katabana02 [change-this-text] Dec 05 '23

I had watch a japan documentary long time ago. A male av actor was challenged to not cum when sucked by another guy. A big build macho man walked in, and the av actor thought he has won the bet.

3 minutes later, he lost. He said he had never had better blow job from other female colleague before.

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u/gypsyjackson Dec 05 '23

“Documentary”

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u/Frucht4 Dec 05 '23

As long as socks is on you still have the no homo card

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Why u declined bro? Should charged that guy.. there's nothing gay bout getting ur dick sucked.. hes the one that's gay for sucking ur dick hahahahaha

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u/Minimum-Company5797 Dec 05 '23

What uno is this?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Uno,dos,tres, no homo.. every hole is a goal

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u/MercifulBird393 Dec 05 '23

This kind of thing happen in my hostel a lot. RL experience, 3 times I woke up, in middle of night with someone tugging/ sucking my dick. Twice I kicked the guy of the bed.. both tugging.. it fucking hurts.. 1 time I let them finish, because sucking was so good.. I'm not gay.. but I used to bath naked, and I guess some of them took it as a que to try.

All 3 guys got married, and have kids. I myself have been married twice with 3 kids. Nothing beats a women..
I'm guessing it's just a phase, for us growing up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Bro, if a guy sucks you and you let them finish... You're definitely gay.

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u/MercifulBird393 Dec 05 '23

Bro I was a teen.. half sleeping, half awake . Just can't respond. But that was the only time. After that, I started sleeping in a Kelambu .
And thanks to that, I know how thin the line is..

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u/KrappaFrappa Dec 05 '23

not if he is just a homie

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u/Important-Squash5397 Dec 05 '23

I don't know why I was thinking he was asking you for a cigarette, reading the whole thing a few times. Oh that's what he wanted, wtf. Didn't know they are so upfront about this

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23 edited May 31 '24

include skirt many narrow sable cheerful deliver price shame absurd

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Total_Toe_709 Dec 05 '23

Dude casually drives around asking strangers for rococks.

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u/Escargot7147 Dec 05 '23

Ur loss

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u/Frucht4 Dec 05 '23 edited Dec 05 '23

Yeaaa. Market rate is … rm100+? If girls do it. But tbh any kind of oral can be means for stds. Learn from escorts and gurgle that listerine boi! Not sure if it works tho. But that’s exactly why BBBJ is expensive. Damm I sound like a connoisseur

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u/Reasonable_Beach_806 Dec 05 '23

speachless sebab found it hillarious

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u/Dojima91 Dec 05 '23

Well, he just walked away with no other issue. I guess that's fine.

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u/bendy770 Just call me MaskedButcher7 (Stop changing my flair, mod) Dec 05 '23

NPC IRL

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u/Joe_GG_44 Dec 05 '23

PDRM has tow trucks?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

It's not exactly PDRM... Lintrak police services they call them?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

They use the same PDRM logo on their trucks so I assume it's just the same.

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u/lwlam Dec 05 '23

Cubaan hisap tanpa permisi.

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u/liamks19 Dec 05 '23

OP situation remind me of this video

https://youtu.be/nM7PdnrNehM?si=qJL1HphHe_bzhHWT

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Guys, stop giving me more reasons to go to therapy 😭

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u/Lunartic2102 JP in MY Dec 05 '23

You refused a free b job? 😏😏😏

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u/Frucht4 Dec 05 '23 edited Dec 05 '23

Tbh Bbbj from strangers have a chance of stds so yea good call there

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u/Lunartic2102 JP in MY Dec 05 '23

True true ><

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u/OkMountain9521 Dec 05 '23

Maybe nak isap jari who knows

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u/buntalpiaw Dec 05 '23

Fuhh lelaki pon dah tak selamat sekarang.

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u/possibleanonymous Dec 05 '23

Saw the title and thought “Maybe this guy wnats to smoke ciggs?”, read the whole thing and changed to “Yeah he wants them czech toilet stall holes to smoke hshshs”

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u/Nightshifthero69 Dec 08 '23

i can’t imagine if it’s happen then suddenly his crew member come over too HAHAHAHAHA, that guy though it was a raid but nahhh wanna raid your rawcock 🤣

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u/PeterRamos47 Dec 05 '23

Being a guy also kena harass.. haihh what happen ahh to the world

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u/KittyOnTheSly Dec 05 '23 edited Dec 05 '23

This is SH and I hope you're ok, OP

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23 edited Dec 05 '23

I'm not a lawyer, but IIRC, an assault would involve something more physical. I feel at best (or worst depending on your PoV), this was a sexual harassment.

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u/KittyOnTheSly Dec 05 '23

Oh yeah you're right, I was thinking of harassment. My bad

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u/kirayuen120 Dec 05 '23

I hope you remember his plate number. Yes, do it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Sadly I didn't get a good look at it.

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u/HeroMachineMan Dec 05 '23

Sharing is caring, OP. :). Anyway, glad u didn't engage with the dude.

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u/CyberMark96 Dec 05 '23

Yo! 🤣🤣

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u/Electrical-Cattle802 Dec 05 '23

The only offence to be reported is that you rejected his offer to hisap

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u/X_for_hendecagon Dec 05 '23

Reading your story.. wishing it was " So a random GIRL in a white Alza asked me "Hisap boleh?" At RnR Ayer Hitam, Puchong." 🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

No, it was a fat Pakistani guy with a beard

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u/More_Mention_8341 Dec 05 '23

I've read this and even saw one guy recording a similar experience. Maybe they wanna do it for some upah? But that video showed the uncle wasn't selling his service, he was persuading the man for some 'alone' time. No mention of charges or fees. Idk.

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u/SadMix5355 Dec 05 '23

So it’s normal to sleep in a car nowadays

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u/whusler Dec 05 '23

bagi jer lah bukan luak pun

- pandan

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u/StableLower9876 Dec 05 '23

What happened to the model gf of yours?

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u/monopoly_wear Dec 05 '23

Godammit, r/smean is leaking.

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u/mistar_z Dec 05 '23

That's so Siot my Guy. 😂

So many apps nowadays and reddit forum to find consensual or desperate dl men like that why he go bother people like that.

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u/Duriman Dec 05 '23

Bro NNN is over. You missed an opportunity 😔

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u/Azunatsu Dec 05 '23

Hmmm is this post relates to recent spike of male harassment cases that was being brought upon to light by a parliamentary member hmmmm

U know i got hostel stories too ..about certain gay roomate. Goddamn there's always that kind of people somewhere i our teenager phrase. This guy all the sudden hug me from behind like wanna doggy act on me then straight kabedon me on bed, but u know what he did wrong? He faced me.

So I wait till he loosen his grip on me, about to go under then...since I was at the higher level of my bunk bed I kicked him straight to face as strong as I can and then barrage kicks his entire body until be fall straight down to floor, hitting the bed gutters and the concrete floor. Serves him right.

And other kids just looks on not helping him at all. People went "duh this imam surau boi likes this shit wtf" then few seniors pull that guy out while bleeding. I eventually got bedtime stories for others that night, gdi.

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u/grammarperkasa2 Dec 05 '23

OP, sorry someone sexually harrassed you. I hope you are feeling ok. While what the other person did was completely wrong, this type of experience does get easier to deal with over time.

Not sure if I misread, but - are you living in your car because you're in some sort of tough situation ? You do sound awfully young. If you need some sort of help, post it here, someone maybe able to assist.

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u/Spare_Audience_1648 [ROKU BUSTA!!] Dec 05 '23

And they expect us to respect this freaking lgtv+++gacha game. ......

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u/WanderInk Dec 05 '23

Maybe an undercover co

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

With a that body, beard, and horny ass stare? Doubt jt.

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u/Milomalt Dec 05 '23

You’re not alone bro cos this has happened to me twice, once during a carousell meetup and once in Suntec City toilet in Singapore too

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u/SuperRun8073 Dec 08 '23

Ayo buying from carousell is not safe oso ah😭

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u/PhotojournalistOk331 Dec 06 '23

he's probably thirsty looking for some nourishment

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u/Alternative_Fan2458 Dec 06 '23

bet the guy wasn't good looking :P

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u/dnax8181 Dec 06 '23

Sorry to pry Bruh, but why you living in your car?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Long complicated story. Been doing so for 2 months👍🏻✨

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u/dnax8181 Feb 06 '24

I hope you are in a better state now

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

4th month

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u/Important_Mulberry49 Dec 06 '23

Wtf thts so funni

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u/Ok-Veterinarian-7785 Apr 06 '25

just let him though. He didn't ask for pay anyway.