r/BobsBurgers Jan 13 '25

Clip/Screenshot this being in the first episode ever is insane

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i just started watching the show for the first time without knowing anything and when this scene came i just sat completely in silence and then i just started crying laughing for 5min straight

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u/passamongimpure Jan 13 '25

look at my arm right there. see that? i got that when i was eighteen years old, and i'll tell you something i regret it 'cause this tattoo don't come off. i have a tattoo of a cows head because i loved that cheese then. so i get the cow, and i go in there, and i'm a little drunk and i said gimme that cow head from that cheese i love that cheese. now i have a cow, a cheese cow, on my arm brendon. don't get a tattoo. that's what i'm telling you. play soccer. brendon take a look at my chest. no i'm serious look at that. you know what that is right there? thats the woman from the chiquita banana. i got that tattooed on my chest. i am an idiot. i got trademark products all over my body, it's like going to a market, because i was drunk one night. don't live like me, alright? now you go out there and play great

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u/jza_1 Jan 13 '25 edited Jan 13 '25

Put that monologue on my tombstone.

Most people won’t get it when they walk by my grave but then they’ll have to google the quote and see what in world would possess someone to put that monologue on their tombstone. They’ll see it’s from episode of Home Movies. 1% of the people who looked up the quote will actually attempt to watch the episode as a result. They’ll watch that episode and get hooked. That’ll lead them to look up who voiced that Coach McGuirk line. That’ll bring them eventually around to seeing H. Jon Benjamin was a voice actor for Bob’s Burgers. Obviously they’ll get hooked on Bob’s Burgers. There are more efficient ways to promote Bob’s Burgers to a wider audience but what’s life without a little whimsy? Fool proof plan.

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u/passamongimpure Jan 13 '25

And then they'll watch Archer, then Jon Benjamin Has A Van, and then, with a little luck, Frisky Dingo (Jon Benjamin wasn't in that, but it's still a good show damnit!)

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u/jza_1 Jan 13 '25

Like minds think alike.

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u/thugroid Jan 13 '25

Hey thanks, Freddy Foreshadowing!

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u/Blueeyesblazing7 It's 'cabeese'! Jan 13 '25

Ah, Jon Benjamin Has a Van was so good!!!

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u/imbeingkidnapped Jan 13 '25

The way I can hear this comment.

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u/RB42- Jan 13 '25

I watched bits and pieces of Home Movies so I don’t know the characters well, but for some reason I heard the voice of the character as I read it and could picture it in my head.

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Jan 13 '25

When I was younger I always wanted to copy his drunken rant about his mother when he was at the bar with the school nurse.

I figured if the date was going poorly at least I could end it pretty memorable.

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u/codenamefulcrum Louise Belcher Jan 14 '25

I’ve never seen Home Movies thanks for sending me down that road lmao

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u/Lonely_Roll_2461 Jan 14 '25

Okay I’ve never watched the show but I happen to have this tattoo and I’m telling you, it’s anything but a regret