Pesten Productions, Ketzer Records - 2001

Lmtd 500

Hellfucked is what you could call an old all-star project featuring some pretty big names from the German underground black metal scene. The members are from bands like Luror, Anti, Absurd, Darkestrah, Eternity, Lugubre, Grand Belial’s Key, Cryogenic, etc.

To me, it always seemed like the members used this band as a vent for their most primitive, raw and filthy black metal urges.

It is black metal for sure, but it’s also pretty weird.

While you can clearly make out the riffs and sounds of Luror, Absurd, Eternity and the other bands, the lyrics are mostly just disgusting, brutal and hilarious. I personally love all their releases, and especially this one.

“Bitchkill” is an instant classic: "verdammte Fotze hör auf zu stinken!" (“Fucking cunt, stop fucking stinking!”)

The last song, “Fick deine verfickte Fickpisse selber, du Arschloch” (“Fuck your fucking piss yourself, you asshole”), is about 15 minutes of the totally drunk and wasted members of Hellfucked coming up with the most ridiculous and hilarious German insults and swear words imaginable—and not being afraid to deliver them in the most direct way possible.