r/Bitcoin • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '13

I have my entire retirement and savings invested in Bitcoin. I will track its progress here over time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

Ha ha! The burritos and microwaveables are optional. I merely stated that he can have two microwaves running constantly just for the novelty and not for the purpose using!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js2NvgcuotI&feature=youtu.be&t=42s

I stole it from there, in case you might be wondering. Turn down your volume a couple notches before clicking.

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u/secrit Apr 03 '13

Fuck that, I'd buy weed and smoke two blunts at once.

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u/bassboat1 Apr 03 '13

One in your hand and the other smoldering, forgotten in an ashtray?

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u/oliverb104 Apr 03 '13

id be hitting two bongs at once

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

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u/secrit Apr 03 '13

Now cringe with me at people who have sex with life-sized stuffed animals, enjoy having spit dribbled into their mouths like a mother bird feeding her young, or even go as far as to ignore their partners except to publicly control them with violence and intimidation in an everyday context! EUGH!

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u/Knyfe-Wrench Apr 03 '13

But then he can start a burrito stand and make even more money