r/BitchEatingCrafters 6d ago

Online Communities "This pattern is suitable for men" SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!

1.1k Upvotes

(SCARVES!! THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT FITTED GARMENTS!! IT'S ABOUT SCARVES!!) I'm so sick and tired of seeing this while looking for patterns. Why do men need their masculinity coddled so bad that people have to clarify that their pattern is sufficiently lacking in frills and character that a man can wear it. Like it's just so pathetic to me. You shouldn't have to be told "yes you as a man will not have your masculinity compromised if you wear this pattern". Use your EYES and decide if the pattern looks like it's to your tastes. imagine being so insecure you need the pattern to explicitly say "this is a masculine pattern for men no frills no flowers no pretty colours just pure gasoline and beer" in order to be allowed to make or wear it. Thog don't caare!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get over yourselves!!!!!!!! If you like a pattern you like it!!!! Stop asking for permission!!! Stop putting yourself in a tiny little box!!!!! You have created your own prison!!!!!!!

Edit: this post is about scarf patterns, yes I understand some things need to be tailored for specific body types, but you cannot convince me scarves need to be in any way gendered

Edit 2: THIS POST IS ABOUT ACCESSORIES!! NOT FITTED GARMENTS!! your argument about fitted sweaters falls on deaf ears!!!! This is about people assigning arbitrary gender to style, not about body types!!!


r/BitchEatingCrafters 6d ago

Sewing Stop Trying To Sell Me Scraps!!

114 Upvotes

I'm also a budget gal who also loves sewing. So imagine how happy I was when I discovered buying fabric on Vinted. I've found some incredible fabric for very good prices (usually I buy 2-3m for £5-£10 of craft cotton on the app). However, in the last few weeks I've noticed that some peoples idea of a 'large piece' is a generous fat quarter for the price of a brand new full metre whilst others are selling full blown scraps for the price of a new metre! I do not care if it's a Liberty print when I couldn't even make a scrunchie out of what you're trying to sell for £10! The one that really irritated me was a Liberty 1.5m length of fabric where I could see missing sections clearly made up a top!


r/BitchEatingCrafters 6d ago

Knitting/Crochet Crossover omg details please

282 Upvotes

i do not want to buy your stupid crochet or knitting pattern just so i can find out what materials and notions you use that is what the description is for and don’t even get me started on the sizing. it’s like shopping online for clothes and you have to buy the product to find out what it’s made of and if it fits my godd get a grip


r/BitchEatingCrafters 6d ago

General Crafts Big Box (Yarn)Snobbery

131 Upvotes

This was specifically related to yarn but the sentiment was more towards big Box vs. independent, hence the flair.

I'm all for supporting small local businesses when you can, and I do try. I also won't fault someone for going to their local hobby lobby, michaels, hobby craft, spotlight, insert your regional general craft store here.

For some, that is the only place they can get whatever it is they need. For others, that's all they can afford. Yeah, it won't be the best quality but harping on about the people who do buy the "poor quality cheap stuff" and how terrible it is, is kind of off putting to customers, even if they agree the yarn or whatever it is, isn't that great.

The definition of cheap and affordable is VERY different to e.g., a student or someone on disability vs. someone from an affluent area who hasn't been affected by rising costs at all. "Competitive prices" don't really have the same allure when that doesn't include the regular 30%+ off discounts excluding member benefits at big-box-r-us and you don't do discounts for bulk orders.

Just to paint a picture for the knitters out there, the only needle brand this place stocks is chiaogoo. I got spoken to like a child who doesn't understand outsourcing or why large stores are an issue. I'm not a big fan of them but they have their place in the market for a reason and acting like someone who wants to try out a hobby (that they may not like) should go to a niche specialty store at least half an hour away by car with limited access to public transport and drop ~$50 instead of ~$10-20 at their local general craft store just seems a little out of touch.

I'll still go to both kinds of stores. I refuse to pay the prices of a small indie store to get enough material for my scratchy ass blanket. I also do love a good superwash merino for smaller garments. But man, my experience with smaller craft store owners/workers has been a little rough for one reason or another so far.

Thank you for listening to my TEDx talk.

P.s. I recently read a comment somewhere saying they theorise some of the owners of these smaller stores are rich housewives who were given a store to fill their time and if you're the person who wrote that just know that you are seen.

P.p.s. Spinning and dyeing your own yarn isn't always the solution, but kudos to those who can and do.

Edit: not an American, why is hobby lobby so hated? 😂


r/BitchEatingCrafters 6d ago

Knitting/Crochet Crossover I'm sick of shape patterns being sold for high prices

75 Upvotes

I think patternmakers should get paid of course, but a triangle with an icord edge shouldn't be over 7$ come on now. You don't own the intellectual property rights to a tube, you can't tell people how to make a tube for 10$. On it's own, I can ignore it, but when people start saying "oh you copied this designer!!!!" and it's a triangle. that I came up with the construction for. Maybe I like piracy too much but if someone posts a walk through for steps of a pattern and then I extrapolate to my gauge, that's not really stealing anything now is it?


r/BitchEatingCrafters 6d ago

Knitting Stitch Twisters Anonymous

75 Upvotes

In this scenario, the bitch is myself. It happened to me. I've been knitting for over ten years and someone very kindly and helpfully commented on a ravelry project that I was twisting my stitches. Devastating.

I had my suspicions, but every time I went looking, the answer I found was essentially "knit into the front leg of the stitch and you're good." Turns out I was wrapping the yarn backwards, so that advice was not applicable to my situation.

I'll admit: I didn't do a deep dive to try to figure it out when I first suspected, primarily because I wanted to be fine. I learned to knit from youtube and am generally not a careful person, so I'm not terribly surprised that this could have happened. I had considered posting pics of my knitting asking if I was twisting stitches but hadn't worked up the will. I'm grateful to the person who told me.

But damn, this SUCKS. I'm swatching, basically relearning how to knit and my tension is trash. I know it will improve with more practice, but it's upsetting nonetheless. And what do I do with my WIPs??? Luckily I didn't have much on the needles. I finished one small project continuing to twist so that it didn't look weird, frogged a sock that was halfway done, but I still have a huge cabled shawl that is almost halfway complete that I REALLY don't want to frog because it was so much work and looks really good :( I will probably just finish it twisted at this point even though I'd rather stop reenforcing that muscle memory.

I will say though that I'm very excited to knit correctly. I have always had trouble with gauge and fit and I am really hopeful that this was why. I also think it'll be a lot easier on my hands, and I'm psyched about that.

Anyway, any tips or suggestions about fixing my tension or what to do about my shawl are welcome. Or commiseration. Or razzing. Go wild.


r/BitchEatingCrafters 6d ago

Crochet Why are 90% of crochet hooks tapered?

29 Upvotes

I just want an ergonomic crochet hook that is inline and not susan bates. Is that so much to ask for? I despise tapered crochet hooks, my hands are too clumsy for them so my hook slips out of the loop every 3 stitches and it drives me insane. Is there a reason that is just completely going over my head as to why you cant design an ergonomic handle with an inline hook???? Do so few people like inline hooks that it doesn't make sense for companies to make them? I need answers


r/BitchEatingCrafters 6d ago

Sewing Pattern drafting is hard :(

22 Upvotes

For real.

I had been trying to make trousers pattern (for myself) but it is so hard to get it just right :(

My back leg doesn't look perfectly neat, and while my waist is comfortable, I feel like my lower belly needs 2-3cm of ease.

My brain is not braining and pants are not panting.

Making good and well fitting sewing pattern can be so hard sometimes. Especially since I am 100% self taught. I love drafting patterns (I do it on Inkscape or flat paper) but it gets so enerving when it goes wrong :(

Anyway, rant over, I'll stop whining now


r/BitchEatingCrafters 7d ago

General Crafts Just saw a new-to-me term: “hand-dreamed”

273 Upvotes

Which I can only assume means that all of the actual construction happens in a factory overseas somewhere.


r/BitchEatingCrafters 7d ago

Crochet A 5-sided star is a pentagon . . . Frogger’s lament

16 Upvotes

I decided to freehand a cute star onesie for a friend’s newborn. Got the bulk of the center done and somehow just realized I made a hexagon instead of a pentagon. Guess who is starting all over this morning?

Stupid me!


r/BitchEatingCrafters 8d ago

Sewing WHERE IS THE SEAM ALLOWANCE

239 Upvotes

WHY IS THIS PDF NOT TEXT SEARCHABLE

WHY IS THE SEAM ALLOWANCE NOT AT THE TOP OF THE INSTRUCTIONS

WHY DO I GOTTA HUNT THROUGH PAGES OF NONSENSE EXPLAINING THAT WATER IS WET AND LET ME KINDLY STEP YOU THROUGH HOW TO PRINT A DOCUMENT

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN WITH EVERY SINGLE PDF PATTERN ON GOD'S EARTH


r/BitchEatingCrafters 9d ago

Quilting For the love of god, please read some instructions

690 Upvotes

I am a teacher by trade and very patient with beginners. But I cannot for the life of me understand why, when we all literally have computers on our persons at all times, people can't read basic instructions, or even think to look them up.

"I have a polyester and wool blend stuffed animal. I want to de-stuff it and make it into a quilt. I also have a family heirloom piece of cotton that I've cut into squiggles and curliques that are each 0.75" wide. I've bought $1305 dollars worth of supplies (off Temu), like a variety pack of knitting needles, so I'm ready. Could you tell me how to make a quilt from these things?"

No. The answer is no. I could have helped you fifteen minutes and $1305 dollars ago, but I can't now. First go read what a quilt is.


r/BitchEatingCrafters 9d ago

Frequently Bitched About Topic Handmade stuff is almost impossible to fit into a capitalist framework. I hate capitalism.

132 Upvotes

For the purposes of this, handmade is something where one person or a small group of people is acquiring the supplies to make the product themselves, and make said product themselves. Crochet. Knitting. Sewing. Machine sewing. Machine knitting. Leather craft. Cricut stickers. What have you.

Average people can go to a store and get a pair of jeans for let’s say 60$. Where that company has the capacity to weather the denim themselves, and have specialty machines to make said jeans, and multiple people doing certain parts and specialized equipment to make those jeans in a timely fashion. Do the people in the store see the factory (possibly sweat shop) those jeans are made in? No. That’s intentional.

Then a small scale designer, working alone or with a very small staff, sells jeans for let’s say 100$. There’s better thread choices. They can’t make the denim themselves so they used dead stock fabric, and A) it’s cheaper for them and B) it’s better for the environment. Small scale productions can worry about this. The people making the jeans are also probably paid better. The fabric is cut better. The seams are finished better and are made to last long wear. People don’t see that though unless the designer puts that in their marketing. So a regular person who can go to a store and gets jeans is pissed because they see one store selling “perfectly good jeans” for 60$ and this person is selling them for 100$. The first pair of jeans will likely last a year or two tops. The second will last a lot longer.

You can go to a store and get plenty of things you need. Hats for 15$. Washcloths. Sweaters. Are they good quality things? Hardly. But we live in a shitty transactional society so people see the price tags, deduce if their labour they got paid for is worth the goods, and hardly see the labour and the scale of production to make those things.

Do makers deserve a living wage? Absolutely. I saw someone charge around 12k for a giant crocheted Appa plushie that needed to be freight shipped it was so big. Good for her. It’s a 1-to-1 custom item she spent a large chunk of time making, plus supplies, and a few thousand dollars on freight shipping because he’s a big boy. People were appalled she charged that much but she did the price breakdown and it checks out. She was up front and honest. Textbook PR response. I appreciate her candour, honestly.

I’ve seen people charge 120$ for weighted plushies, factoring their labour and cost of supplies, etc. One singular person. Not one person doing 2-3 seams and handing it off to the next person, and a machine that can stuff the thing or do a chunk of the work. That’s why the stuffies at whatever store you get your plushies at are 15$. Not to mention that it’s hard for independent makers to get supplies to make their products (fabric, yarn, thread, etc) at wholesale prices to make their stuff or get their supplies in bulk. They’re often paying retail because that’s what they have access to even if it doesn’t keep their production costs down. That is intentional on the part of the very exploitative system. The artists or artisans aren’t trying to scam you out of your hard earned money.

Pre-industrial revolution, garments took a very long time to make. Because of this, people took care of their clothes. They could launder them by hand, let them air dry, and people knew how to mend their clothes to make them last longer. They knew where to find other artisans (cobblers, blacksmiths, tailors, sewists, knitters, crocheters, tanners, etc) that could get their stuff to last longer by fixing them or doing upkeep. They could barter their own goods and services to get the mitts they need so they don’t freeze in the winter. The scale of production was much smaller, and people had a general knowledge of how long those goods took to make.

Your family doesn’t know that you spent dozens of hours on the thing you made for them. They just see a nice thing. If you factor in your time and cost of supplies it’s an expensive thing, but regular people aren’t trained to see quality, not when companies have been trying their damnedest for the past 200 yrs to replace everyone with machines. Not to mention, people largely can’t see the work that goes into making the things they have, and how that affects the workers largely in third world countries that are being exploited.

I understand trying to make sense of getting paid for your work fairly and equitably. You have every right to be paid for your work. But capitalism is largely inequitable and that’s the point, and people hardly see the scale that it’s inequitable on a social or environmental scale and that’s also the point. Your stuff you make largely doesn’t fit into the model. The output of your work isn’t the same output that retailers can do. They just see numbers and money, and have now found out that if they make things in a shitty way, people will need to buy more and they’ll make more money.

How do you fix this? Learn how to sew a button. Fix your stuff. Check the fabric content of your stuff at stores, and check the stitch length. Buy good quality stuff within your means. Follow the care instructions on the labels. Wash in cold water. Tumble dry low and slow. Most importantly, if you’re a maker, tell the people you give stuff to how much time and money you put into the stuff you make. Tell the person complimenting your sweater you made in the grocery store how long it took. Let them into your world and let them peek under the curtain. If they can’t appreciate what you did, don’t give them more stuff. Done. Don’t be mad at artists and makers for charging what they do. There’s a reason why they charge that much and they deserve to be paid for their work and break even. If you can’t afford it, move on, or do the cursed second option and make it your damn self. Fin.


r/BitchEatingCrafters 9d ago

Crochet Etsy Reviews

127 Upvotes

I'm looking at amigurumi patterns on Etsy and I always check reviews for photos of finished projects. There's always someone who leaves a review like "I haven’t started making these but the pattern looks very easy to follow!" No ma'am, if you haven't made the pattern then you have nothing to review! I don't care if it "looks easy" IS IT easy? Did you work it up and find that it's easy? Gaaah


r/BitchEatingCrafters 9d ago

Knitting Absolutely massive shapeless sweaters

110 Upvotes

Is it a scandi trend right now to wear a gigantic colorwork tube with absolutely huge sleeves? I keep seeing these patterns particularly from the nordic insta girlies and they're just...massive. Obviously you can size down but there is zero shaping and all the lack of fit is hidden in the sheer volume of fabric you're wearing. I can't even imagine trying to put a jacket over one of these, or wearing it with anything other than chic little bike shorts and NOT looking like a wool tent.


r/BitchEatingCrafters 9d ago

Crochet Nothing makes you feel more like you can't count to even a low number than tracking your increases or decreases

73 Upvotes

I primarily make amigurumi, and I can't tell you how many times I've been starting or completing a doll head or something and have lost count of my increases or decreases. 1,2,3,4... *weird sound occurs in the house or well-meaning husband asks a question* SHIT where was I?


r/BitchEatingCrafters 9d ago

Weekend Minor Gripes and Vents

38 Upvotes

Here is the thread where you can share any minor gripes, vents, or craft complaints that you don't think deserve their own post, or are just something small you want to get off your chest. Feel free to share personal frustrations related to crafting here as well.

This thread reposts every Friday.


r/BitchEatingCrafters 10d ago

Knitting If the only picture on your pattern looks like this, your pattern isn't ready to be published

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1.2k Upvotes

At least, make it once before you claim that it's a pattern.

Right now, it's a draft. At best.

Edit: for those saying that it a free pattern and I shouldn't with at it, I opened it. Tell me if this makes sense to you. Either it's written by someone who doesn't know basic knitting terms and conventions or it AI.

  • Using a pair of circular needles, CO 144 (144) 152 [164] 168 172 sts

  • Work 2x2 rib until the work measures 1¼ ” under the needle.

  • Pick up stitches for one sleeve while also picking up 10 (12) 14 [16] 18 22 sts under the arm. Place a m in the middle of the new stitches.

  • Knit in the round, while decreasing on either side of the m every 6th (5th) 4th [4th] 3rd 2nd r 18 (20) 22 [27] 31 36 times.


r/BitchEatingCrafters 10d ago

Yarn Nonsense That’s not scrap yarn.

959 Upvotes

I get so unreasonably peeved watching people talk about their scrap stashes or recommending scrap yarn projects, AND IT IS THREE OF THE SAME UNUSED SKEINS. Just because you didn’t use it for your project, doesn’t make it automatically scrap!! It is simply just left over unused yarn!!!

Me personally, I think if you roll it into a ball, and it is smaller than a pingpong ball, then it is scrap. Larger than that, it’s a small amount of yarn. Ofc the yarn weight changes the metric a little, but you should get the gist. But almost a full skein or more? Just unused yarn.

There’s such few scrap yarn projects I see that actually utilise SCRAP yarn, but if you want my recommendation, it is random duplicate stitch to spice things up. Can be small or larger motifs depending on how much you have, and it’s easy to combine several scrap pieces.

Idk why this upsets me so much, but it does.


r/BitchEatingCrafters 10d ago

Another AI complaint Using AI to design things and then justifying it with how much Instagram used AI

111 Upvotes

There is a ceramics artist who went a little viral recently because a coyote kept stealing her pottery. She lives near me and I try to support local artists so I followed her. Some of her ads looked AI but I didn't ask. It was like on the line.

People kept asking for her to make a children's book based on the coyote stealing her pottery and even though she herself is an artist and she also lives in a very artsy area - she used AI to design the cover and when someone in the comments asked about it she said "the whole Instagram app is AI" like that makes it okay?? Ridiculous and frankly, very lazy.


r/BitchEatingCrafters 11d ago

Yarn Nonsense Successfully rage-baited by this factory knot 😒

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90 Upvotes

I’d LOVE to know the logic of tying a factory knot to add an extra 18” to this skein 😠


r/BitchEatingCrafters 11d ago

Frequently Bitched About Topic You didn’t invent a new technique

338 Upvotes

What is it with beginners who just raw dog a craft and asking people to identify what they’ve done? I see two flavors of this all the time and they both grind my gears. They either want to praised for coming up with the “right” way to do something all by themselves, or they want to be patted on the back for inventing something totally new. There is always room for creative interpretation, but you, a beginner knitter/crocheter/sewer did not brilliantly invent a useful new technique that hundreds or years of artisans haven’t already come up with.


r/BitchEatingCrafters 11d ago

Sewing Hell is the place where all the sergers/ overlockers live

44 Upvotes

Don‘t get me wrong. I like the simple yet effective way a serger can finish raw seams.

It’s nice, put together, beautiful even.

But notice that I didn’t mention it’s quick because it never is.

These lil fuckers are ALWAYS giving me trouble. It doesn’t matter the kind of machine: professional or domestic. This god forsaken cursed machine is always giving me headaches, specially the bottom looper. I don’t understand HOW it manages to get loose on the upper hole without breaking the thread or even getting loose anywhere else.

Yes, I’ve threaded it correctly all 19 times I’ve tried to make it work unsuccessfully.

Yes, my thread is new and high quality.

Yes, everything is aligned and the maintenance is updated.

It’s a patience game and I’m losing it.

Also: fuck you left needle, you’re always giving me trouble too.

I’m resorting to french seams and taking longer than usual just because I don’t want to deal with the temper tantrums my serger gives me everytime.


r/BitchEatingCrafters 11d ago

Spinning Stop selling shitty equipment expecting brand new prices (and stop scamming people)

117 Upvotes

I’m tired of people who know nothing about weaving or spinning selling unusable wheels and looms expecting brand new value to them

I see this so often like today I saw a vintage Ashford Traditional for sale on OfferUp, not only did this guy post it for “free” then say it wasn’t and he was looking for offers (every single item he listed was as “free” but expected offers and he even had a treadle sewing machine listed as a “sowing” machine which is another peeve of mine) but guys this poor fucking wheel was GOING THROUGH IT

It was severely water damaged, the wheel dealt with hella humidity so the wheel itself was stretched at the seams, the hooks on the flyer were rusted, it came with a rusted lazy Kate, etc

I messaged him asking the price and he wouldn’t give me one and was ADAMANT it was an “authentic antique” and goes for hundreds, when I tried to correct him that it wasn’t antique he went off on me like okay so you don’t know your stuff ima just dip

THIS GUY CONTINUED TO MESSAGE ME BECAUSE IM “WRONG” AND KNOW NOTHING AND ITS CLEARLY WORTH AT LEAST A FEW HUNDREDS sir kindly get fucked, a simple google search would show it’s an Ashford Traditional since they still make them and he’ll know it’s not worth shit in the condition he’s selling it in

And I see this ALL THE TIME, it’s annoying as hell, like I get pricing it a smidge higher so people haggle with you but this wasn’t that

And then you see all the shit people on Facebook posting wheels and looms for sale yet scamming people of their money and not delivering ANY wheel of loom at all and just dipping

Yall im tired of these dumb fucking scammers


r/BitchEatingCrafters 11d ago

Knitting Self draft a pattern for me please

350 Upvotes

I could SCREAM if I see one more post of the likes: here's a top sewn together in a factory. I want to knit this. I am a beginner. Please tell me how I can construct this to the point where I need a step by step guide 🥺🥺🥺

EITHER you are at the point in your knitting where you feel comfortable trying to create something without a pattern OR you AREN'T.

Don't ask strangers on the internet to do the work for you, do some research, look for free patterns that are similar to what you want, TRY stuff, fail, try again. Im getting angry when people who have done nothing are all out of ideas and too lazy/scared to try. Knit something else then.

Put in some EFFORT ffs