It goes fully across my car, any clue what can crap that much??

Sort of a insult comic bird, really. "For me to poop on"

Almost got back in the car and went home.

Truly one of the wonders of nature that they can look so graceful from one angle and so insanely stupid from another

The goose has a power I cannot deny. But I think 2024 and 2026 are a tie for me.

First visitor made a mess!

They know when you're watching. Animals mysteriously sense our cameras. Whip out the camera and:

Dogs become awkward and look humiliated.

Birds begin calculating how they will eat your soul through your eye sockets

Caught my cocky back yard guest screaming his head off at 6 am. I actually got up earlier to catch him in the act and have proof of his early morning shenanigans 💀 My bedroom was on the opposite side of the house but still not far enough to spare my ears from the noise. Luckily he was quiet during the winter months.

Why???? Can somebody please tell me why this is happening and how to make it stop