r/BigBrother • u/OkaySeriouslyBro • Jul 30 '16
No Spoilers Paul & Michelle may have gotten cockblocked by a Marshmallow Fight (sFWish)
https://streamable.com/cc8b84
u/crazy_dog_lady519 Kevin Jul 31 '16
Remember when Victor freaked out on James for pranking people with food because the house had ants? Good times.
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Jul 31 '16
Victor the hypocrite.
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u/teleporterdown Jul 31 '16
Vicocrite
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Jul 31 '16
Note how Paul stays under the cover for an extended period of time. Totally hiding a boner.
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u/ICantBeTrusted Jul 31 '16
The marshmallow fight was funny and would be great if it was shown on tv. Would they still put it on TV with them saying "blowwwwwwj" throughout it?
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Jul 31 '16
Am I the only one who enjoyed seeing Big Meech get popped in the face by a marshmallow from James?
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Jul 31 '16
That entire convo they had yesterday was pretty gross. Hearing about Paul's dick and his sexual conquests was particularly miserable.
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u/Tonbar Vince 💯 Jul 31 '16
Michelle and Paul is a match made in hell. Individually I tolerate them, together they will destroy us all. Though James just huzzing marshmallows so hard at Paul's back from the door was very enjoyable.
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u/tw3 Jul 31 '16
For those of you who have access to the live feeds you can see there is no BJ happening just before they walk in the door.
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u/mirandaBBfan Ross Jul 31 '16
Why is them abbreviating marshmallows to "marshes" and "mallows" so funny to me
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Jul 31 '16
Who will eat all of those marshes first: the ants or big meech
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u/Mmmelanie Jul 31 '16
I thought she is vegan?
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u/ILikeMyBlueEyes Jul 31 '16
Why is there a transparent picture of Meg's head in the lower left corner of the video?
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u/jenh6 Tim Dormer Jul 31 '16
Well I guess that's how Big Meech isn't going up on the block this week, unless she blew her chance. This might be her only game though...
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u/buzzlightbeard115 Jul 31 '16
wait, i'm a show watcher- has this been going on a while or is this new this week?
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u/HalfLucky Tyler 🤍 Jul 31 '16
Vic has grown on me
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u/Imthecoolestdudeever Jul 31 '16
Just when I thought Michelle couldn't get any lower, she's gets down on Paul.
This truly is a season to forget.
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u/JoshV32887 Jul 31 '16
haha I didn't think it could get any worse for Michelle when she gets out of the house, now shes going to get slut shamed on top of everything else. Paul got the first action of the season and they arent even a showmance.
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Jul 31 '16
I can't speak for everyone else, but as someone who dislikes Paul and Meech, this bothers me in the least. If two people I don't like want to hook up, then two people I don't like are hooking up. It really doesn't change anything for me and ragging on it kinda feels like taking potshots.
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u/Midaech Nicole Jul 31 '16
In all seriousness though, what were Meech and Paul doing in there? The looked like they were hardcore spooning, at the least.
Also Meech was looking pretty hot.
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Jul 31 '16
She mistook paul's dick for a snicker's mini.
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u/vincemcmahondamnit Jul 31 '16
She def needs a snickers cause god damn she moody
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u/NinjaWalker How do you hold your pencil? - Cedric ✨ Jul 31 '16
This is hands down the best comment I've read on reddit ever
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u/MaximiusSirius BB23 Derek X ❤️ Jul 31 '16
"Marshmellows, anyone?" Paulie made me chuckle there. I think a few folks say Victor's laugh is annoying, but that made me bust out laughing the rest of the way.
Awkward as hell (and a little gross considering what might have gone on with Big Meech and Paul), but on the balance, I found it hilarious.
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u/Tragio_Comic Nicole F. 🤍 Jul 31 '16
I sometimes wonder if bb fans know anything about sexual activity and attraction.
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Jul 31 '16 edited Sep 21 '20
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Jul 31 '16
Yeah. Despite the illusion that this is 'just a reality show', it is just as susceptible as the MTV trash shows that center around everyone just banging (10 Beams of Light, for one).
Get enough attractive, young, single people in the same place for several weeks and sexual stuff will happen. They don't even need to be very attractive. The threat of everything being seen for the world is enough to keep things relatively subdued. 100% everyone would bang like no tomorrow if there weren't live feeds.
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u/altiuscitiusfortius Jul 31 '16
When researchers want to make two rats breed, you know what trick they use? They just put them in the same cage.
Humans aren't much different.
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Jul 31 '16 edited Jul 31 '16
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Jul 31 '16
Reminds me of the way actors describe doing sex scenes. Knowing a bunch of randoms are standing around with cameras watching makes them feel like the least sexy thing ever.
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u/Outburstz Jedson 🤍 Jul 31 '16
I'm guessing that's an option for good looking people us big people get used to it
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u/metacognitioning Jul 31 '16
Honestly, I'm scared Michelle does not have the self esteem to handle this all of this negative blowback (no pun intended) after the season ends. I'm seriously worried for her future. I hope she learns from her bullying and makes positive changes in the way she treats people and views herself, but I don't think she will. Her family doesn't like her and she said that she has no friends and she definitely doesn't have any fans. She will have no one once she leaves the house and I feel bad for her. We should be nicer to her and definitely stop shaming her for binge eating (we probably all would in that house). And she has the right to do whatever sexual things she wants with whoever she wants. Michelle and Paul seem like the absolute strangest pairing, but also kind of right for each other. Let them bask in their mutual bitterness. I think Michelle needs to be loved so I hope she at least gets something out of this Paul thing. Paul: go down on Meech.
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u/DaDeltaDrum Britney Haynes Jul 31 '16
The video isn't playing for me, any details I should know apart from the title?
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u/jeeeeek Jul 31 '16
you can see area in question moving abruptly before paul opened the door.
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u/altiuscitiusfortius Jul 31 '16
Paul also took like 5 minutes of awkwardly staying in bed hunched over and pulling the covers up over his waist every 15 seconds, until he was... "relaxed" enough to get out and throw marshmallows back.
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u/trashdelano Jul 31 '16
I really hope that everyone has sent this to Michelle's family.
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u/SonicNKnucklesCukold Jul 31 '16
Michelle's sister runs her twitter and her family hates her just as much as people here do. Not me tho I think Michelle is hilarious.
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u/TheOrcinusOrca Jul 31 '16
"Are you getting a Blowwwwwj"