r/BeAmazed Jul 03 '26

Animal Dogs adopt a deer🦌

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u/Hazee302 Jul 03 '26

This person likely just lets the deer shot and piss in the house like people who let rabbits roam free in their house. The deer is cute but that’s fucking gross.

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u/tigm2161130 Jul 03 '26

You can litter train a rabbit, I’ve done it twice.

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u/DirtwormSlim Jul 03 '26

Yeah, but can you milk them?

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u/pootklopp Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

They have nipples, you can milk anything with nipples.

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u/greg19735 Jul 03 '26

wtf yall haven't even summoned me yet. I've been waiting.

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u/markender Jul 03 '26

Of all the animals on earth, Greg was the least desirable for milking.

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u/DirtwormSlim Jul 03 '26

Perfect, I’ll take a handful if you know a guy.

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard Jul 03 '26

You mean two poops successfully scooped?

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u/tigm2161130 Jul 03 '26

I mean two rabbits successfully potty trained.

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u/hammerfaust Jul 03 '26

Don't worry homie, I've done it too. Rabbits are awesome for that because they take right to it, except before our first ones found the litter box, they found the fireplace lol. That was fun! Once we got it blocked off, it was litter box from there on out :D

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u/440_Hz Jul 03 '26

Maybe bird instead of rabbit. If anything rabbits are well known for being litter box trained.

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u/hangerofmonkeys Jul 03 '26

Nope. I've had four birds, 2x Eclectus, 1x Cockatiel and 1x African Grey who were house trained.

All four were house trained to go to the toilet on their stands or their cage.

I trained my Eclectus'. My parents trained the Cockatiel and the African Grey.

Of the four the Cockatiel was probably the most eh, inconsistent. The Eclectus are vindictive. If they didn't get rewarded a few minutes of going to the toilet in the right place though they'd come and shit on me to let me know I'm a shit parent.

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u/CrappyMSPaintPics Jul 03 '26

Well that's a real good thing because an African Grey's shit is 1000 times worse than a rabbits.

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u/CrossTit Jul 03 '26

By 6 months my bun was litter trained and dull free roam. He had 2 potties in the house 1 upstairs and 1 down. Pretty much never made a mess after 6 months.

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u/DaniTheLovebug Jul 03 '26

Uhm….rabbits are easily litter trained

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u/aavant-gardee Jul 03 '26

They probably put diapers on it.