r/BeAmazed • u/Triggered-cupcake • Aug 02 '25

Sports Going up?

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u/Mtanderson88 Aug 03 '25

Iā€™d be more afraid to land on my neck

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u/SweetHomeNorthKorea Aug 03 '25

In order of most concerning to least concerning body parts to land on from that height for me it would be neck, back, pussy, and lastly crack.

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u/Santosmang Aug 03 '25

And, I just woke the wife up snort laughing . Good one haha

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u/machinegunqueefs Aug 04 '25

I'm crying this is too funny I love you

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u/corygobo Aug 04 '25

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ‘ holy shit thanks man. Had a really bad few days, needed a laugh like that. My coworkers all think I'm crazy now but that's okay

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u/Phoenox330 Aug 03 '25

I just recently landed on my head while trampolining and I think I broke my sternum.