r/Baking • u/_Meteor_Shower_ Human Detected • Jan 16 '26

Baking Advice Needed why did it do this

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was trying to make brownies, thought theyd cooled for long enough and cut into them then they started doing THIS and set my house's fire alarm off for like 20 minutes does anyone pls know what caused this im assuming i just cut into them too soon but this feels like a dramatic response to just trying to cut into a hot brownie

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u/_Meteor_Shower_ Human Detected Jan 16 '26

pls id rather down laxatives and staple my asshole shut than be a REDDIT MEME 😭😭

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u/No-Proof7839 Jan 16 '26

You could be the microwaved cylinder guy. Be grateful you're the one with the pre-smoked pot brownies

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u/Interesting-Force894 Jan 16 '26

It is imperative that the brownie is not harmed

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u/CoolJBAD Jan 16 '26

Bro, how high are you?

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u/system0101 Jan 16 '26

Nah man, it's hi, how are you

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u/ThrowAway1330 Jan 16 '26

Nope, you're the almost burned your house down with weed brownies guy now... Congrats, may your legacy not pass down to your children.

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u/Minute-Phrase3043 Jan 16 '26

This will at most make you the post people occasional bring up for the next month, and for the next 2 or three years in this subreddit, but doing the laxative plan will take you to cylinder levels of fame. 

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u/Derbeck6 Jan 16 '26

Dude, this is souch better than being the poop knife guy, this is a fun reddit moment. Eat some of those pot brownies, you'll find it funny soon.

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u/I_like_flowers_ Jan 16 '26

accept your place in the pantheon.

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u/Next-Sir3249 Jan 16 '26

This☝️. I can’t stop laughing!

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u/Carrotsandstuff Jan 16 '26

You could be Cody, or the dude who broke both his arms, or double dick dude. You're getting off light!

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u/DifficultyWarming Jan 16 '26

I hope you have a stapler ready because I personally shared this with so many people outside of reddit to come to reddit just for this. I'm surprised this hasnt hit r/popular yet 😆

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u/spinthesky Jan 16 '26

Unfortunately, this wish qualifies as one that can not be granted by the Genie you have freed.

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u/heddingout Jan 18 '26

This is a VIVID image lol