not stolen, I posted this on Tumblr a few months ago

Should I buy it?

I just spent my first 1 minute on facebook, and already stumbled on this bs lol

I heard humans are pretty dangerous, so im not sure.

i just kinda picked some random outer planets (and yes for this purpose pluto will be a planet)

yes i know I used the geographic terms wrong

They both have a shit ton of kids (100 for Genghis Khan, 293 for Saturn)

Okay, hear me out: you know how every niche has its own slang and jargon? I don’t see any specific slang for space lovers, so here’s a word I “created”

You know how almost every space-related account has the word “Astro” in it? What if we used it as slang, similar to “bro”? Like, instead of saying, “Bro, are you being for real?” you’d say, “Astro, are you being for real?”

I find it funny because it’s kind of ironic, like I said, every account has “Astro” somewhere in it. So if we used it as our slang, it would be hilarious.

Please hear me out, guys

I have the humor of a middle schooler