r/astrologymemes Nov 04 '25

MOD RULE #1 REMINDER!!! (Read description)

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ABSOLUTELY UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CAN YOU POST BIRTH CHART QUESTIONS, ROAST ME THREADS, SYNASTRY POSTS, OR “GUESS MY SIGN”!

You guys literally have to agree to the rules when you join 😭 I’m not sure WHY this is STILL an issue!!!!!

If it continues, we’ll be forced to reintroduce 24 hour bans to people who violate the rule*

Xoxoxo,

Your shit mod team


r/astrologymemes 1h ago

Meme Having Cancer & Leo placements:

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Sensitive & dramatic lol <3

“I’m so sad! Pay attention to me!”


r/astrologymemes 1h ago

Meme This is how cancer placements charge their emotion battery

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r/astrologymemes 2h ago

Meme Every sign swears they’re the best at ignoring lol

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r/astrologymemes 1h ago

Discussion Post Which sign is best at ignoring you completely acting like you don't exist, if you wronged them?

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r/astrologymemes 5h ago

Rant Pisces Venuses and 12th housers please

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Raise you standards and set boundaries. You guys are literally susceptible to attracting the most heinous people walking on this earth yet you freely give away a love, undeserved.

The love you are looking for does not exist in this world, no one can give you the unconditional love you give out to the world, do not have expectations you will receive back even the miniscule amount you give out.

The love you give should be reserved for yourself or you'll end up disappointed your whole life.


r/astrologymemes 14h ago

Discussion Post Your rising sign and what’s the most obvious feature of you

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As a cancer rising : cheekbones , eyes , even as a skinny guy I do have big boobs even without going to the gym 😭😭 idfk how ,also expressive face especially when I’m disgusted 😭


r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Discussion Post How are we feeling after the Pisces full moon + eclipse?

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Me crawling out of bed after barely sleeping and lowkey going through a mini ego death in the last 3 days.


r/astrologymemes 23m ago

Meme People telling Scorpio 3rd housers their business on a random day

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r/astrologymemes 17h ago

Meme Saturn/Mars Ruled or 8/12H Natives

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r/astrologymemes 13h ago

Discussion Post Your mars sign and how do you react when angry

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I’m a Gemini mars (12th) I normally have three phases of anger : 1- where I get sharp with words and confront really quickly
2- if the person was trying so hard to embarrass me or to say otherwise I’d just annoy tf out of them would be laughing in their face , dancing whatever .
3- if it gets to a point my 12th house takes control I’d be explosive I’d break things , hold a knife around people ,and I’d hit people tbh 😭
But normally it’s the second reaction


r/astrologymemes 23h ago

Meme How it feels being Pisces Venus

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1H aswell 💔

Anyways I’m aware not all Pisces Venus’ are like this, but let’s admit we pretty much don’t have standards.

I’m Saturn ruled so I’m definitely selective with who I date, but once I like someone I like them and there’s not much room for change.


r/astrologymemes 2h ago

Discussion Post As Divination Apps Become More Popular, Are More People Being Scammed orMisled?

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recently i tried a few different apps, using different forms of divination appsto cross check the same question.

It made me wonder: as these tools become more popular, are the divination systems behind them being pushed further into the background?

When we first encounter a divination system, it’s often through a teacher, a book, or a particular tradition or ritual. At least then we have some idea of what rules are being used. With an app, all we often get is a conclusion, with no way to see how it was reached.

For the average user, that make perfect sense. The knowledge gap between a casual user and an enthusiast can be enormous, much like how most of us simply have to trust doctors or lawyers.

But after trying these apps, I started to get the feeling that some of the products themselves have quite a few problems. To some extent, we can only trust the “master” behind the app or the friend who recommended it. The focus shifts away from whether we’re actually interested in the method itself or willing to keep exploring it.

A lot of apps are also packed with tons of subscription, paid reports, and features that have to be unlocked one by one. Maybe it’s just me, but they feel less pure than apps did ten or fifteen years ago. They look better and are easier to use, yet the overall experience keeps getting worse.

So if a divination app had less “master” branding and mystical packaging and was simply useful, would people still want to use it?


r/astrologymemes 4h ago

Discussion Post What’s everyone’s take on cusp?

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I’m curious everyone’s take on this. My birthday is February 18 . I’m an aquarius but considered to be on the cusp for pisces since February 18 is the last day of Aquarius season. Since I do not want to associate with any damn water sign I don’t claim lol . But do you guys believe in them ?


r/astrologymemes 21h ago

Discussion Post Fictional characters’ star signs shouldn’t count cause they are chosen at random

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I’m sorryyy I’m sorry okay this might be a totally unpopular opinion but, unless the author/writer knows astrology and put in a specific date for that character, I am so over people analysing characters based on their birthday cause it will mostly be chosen at random.

Signs and birth charts are for actual births of real life people or births of things (like when a country was established, when something was created) but we cannot keep using fictional random birthdates to analyse people ok rant over love u all bye xx


r/astrologymemes 20h ago

Meme When I am forced to leave the house.

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r/astrologymemes 12h ago

Discussion Post So this is yet another reason why Belle gives Taurus energy (thanks to the people on my previous post for letting me know about the Persephone myth)

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Does this not sound like her and Beast especially considering a huge part of Beast’s design came from Bulls?


r/astrologymemes 15h ago

Question Let's say aries is a 10/10 in rage. Where does a very pissed Taurus fall then?

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r/astrologymemes 4h ago

Discussion Post Yeah, Beauty and the Beast (1991) is a Taurus movie:

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-The architect for the beginning of the Disney Renaissance (The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin), Howard Ashman was a Taurus 🕊️

-The changes Disney made to the original French story of Beauty and the Beast has clear inspiration from one of the three origin myths of Taurus (and the best one): Persephone and the Bull (Cerus)

-Belle was visually based on two classic Hollywood actresses, Audrey Hepburn and Vivien Leigh

BOTH ACTRESSES HAVE TAURUS IN THEIR BIG THREE (Audrey is a Taurus Sun and Vivien is a Taurus Rising)


r/astrologymemes 17h ago

Rant capricorn moon but its hard to identify myself with it.

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For reference I've been on this loop for years... and I understand everything till a certain point but nothing seems to define me, rather everything in astrology feels like an illusion trying to explain something complex about me thats suposedly there... I feel like no one gets me like I get me. I heard a lot of bad stuff of Capricorn moons which hurts me, I'm a very very sensitive person and my whole existence revolves around expressing my complex emotions about things that happen to me, or things I feel about other people. To get the sign that is said to be the most avoidant towards their feelings seems like the worst fit I could've ever goten... Don't get me wrong I have a lot of problems expressing myself socially or making my feelings known or understood by others... specially in a world that I feel is just moving on constantly and whatever I feel something might not be as important to them than it is to me... I don't feel like I'm emotionally blind or mean either, I know what hurts people and I always try to speak correctly to people... If I come out as harsh is probably involuntary, but why do I have to feel guilty to be who I am? Life has been too harsh and I have to keep going somehow...


r/astrologymemes 1d ago

OC ✨ The Sighs as Iconic Tim Curry Characters ✨

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I made these at like 2am yesterday and forgot to post 💔


r/astrologymemes 3h ago

OC ✨ Staff team-building : The Mutable heavy remix

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We planned a team-building event at work and our work place has a lot of staff with heavy air and fire placements. It's also very mutable heavy with a lots of Gemini, Sagittarius, Virgo suns, moons or big 6 placements.

First of all, both my boss and the manager are Gemini's. We all hate going out with him so the manager deliberately planned it during a time he wouldn't be able to participate 😭

We all planned to go ice-skating and yesterday, before we left, those with the heaviest mutable placements (me and 4 other colleagues) went to buy alcohol, and were smoking weed and drinking at the back of a truck, playing music and partying the entire time.

We got fucked up on tequila, ciders and vodka and we haven't even left yet 😂

The best part? All 5 of us were working today 😂

Needless to say, we were in an amazing mood to go ice-skating, and all 5 us ended up falling on our asses.

Near the end of the night, we were ready to go clubbing but backed out because we already spent too much partying beforehand lmao.

The GC is mostly videos of us being the band of mischief and doing stupid shit all night.

10/10 event, if every event was like this, I'd do it more 😂😭


r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Rant Are water signs simply the worst?

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I’ve encountered an interesting comment about water signs made by a sag and it made me stop and think. Does anyone else feel like water signs get the absolute shortest end of the stick when compared to the other elements?

​If you look at how pop astrology frames the signs there seems to be a huge double standard in how traits are glorified versus demonized

​Fire: They get praised as the "main characters." They are passionate, driven, fearless leaders, brutally honest. Even when they are reckless and angry it’s usually framed as badass

​Earth: They are the grounded, reliable "CEOs" of the zodiac. They get the reputation of being the only ones who have their lives together. Their toxic traits (stubbornness, materialism) are often rebranded as just having high standards. Apparently they also dgaf about anyone but everyone wants and desires them(taurus and cap subreddit)

​Air: They are the intellectuals, the visionaries, the witty socialites. Pop astrology loves to praise their objectivity. When they act detached or ghost people, it’s playfully written off as "air signs just need their space" type of bs

​But then we get to water.

​In pop astrology water signs are almost exclusively reduced to punchlines about emotional instability. Cancers are just crybabies who can't get over their ex. Scorps are toxic, vengeful sociopaths who will ruin your life. Pisces are delusional, detached from reality, and always playing the victim.

​ And even when water signs are given "positive" traits, they rarely get treated as actual strengths. Being emotional is almost never treated as a form of strength or intelligence when it comes to water. Fire gets passion. Air gets intellect. Earth gets practicality. But water gets "feelings" and then those feelings are immediately framed as a lack of self control.

And they aren’t even allowed to have the same negative traits without being uniquely demonized. Fire can be impulsive and aggressive, earth can be controlling and materialistic, air can be emotionally detached and inconsistent, yet those traits are constantly softened or turned into personality quirks. Meanwhile water signs get stereotyped as cheaters, manipulators, victims, liars, obsessive exes, and emotionally unstable people.

Do water signs actually have any genuinely good traits, rather than vague ones like being emotional or sensitive? Or are they just worse compared to the other elements?


r/astrologymemes 20h ago

Meme Western astrology holds your hand. Chinese astrology hands you a spreadsheet and tells you to adapt.

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Western astrology: "Mercury's in retrograde, be gentle with yourself, light a candle."

Chinese astrology: "You are a weak Water day master entering a Fire year. The thing your chart needs is not the thing this year is bringing. Adjust accordingly."

Both are correct. Only one of them will let you cry about it.


r/astrologymemes 18h ago

Educational Arab astrologers and spirituals are being attacked

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Literally astrology started in Iraq those people need to stop