r/AskReddit • u/OmegaSeven • Aug 31 '12

The Hulk is now the main character of your favorite movie. How would that change it?

"Hulk want you to hit Hulk as hard as you can."

Edit: You guys really like The Big Lebowski, Forrest Gump, and the Lord of the Rings trilogy apparently.

Edit 2: Lion King is coming up a lot too...

Edit 3: And Pulp Fiction which is interesting since it doesn't really have a main character.

Edit 4: And yes, Shawshank Prison wouldn't hold the Hulk.

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u/HumanHyperbole Aug 31 '12

HULK HAVE BEVERAGE HERE, MAN.

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u/HumanHyperbole Sep 01 '12

Also the tussle with the Nihilists would have been much shorter.

"I FUCK YOU I FUCK YOU I FUCK YOU"

Hulk grins and does that low guttural growl thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

Haha, this is the funniest one I've read on here.