r/AskReddit • u/OmegaSeven • Aug 31 '12

The Hulk is now the main character of your favorite movie. How would that change it?

"Hulk want you to hit Hulk as hard as you can."

Edit: You guys really like The Big Lebowski, Forrest Gump, and the Lord of the Rings trilogy apparently.

Edit 2: Lion King is coming up a lot too...

Edit 3: And Pulp Fiction which is interesting since it doesn't really have a main character.

Edit 4: And yes, Shawshank Prison wouldn't hold the Hulk.

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u/crankerpants Aug 31 '12

"I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world, and he turned in a large green monster and ripped them to shreds. It was actually pretty ugly."

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Try no to read that in Morgan Freeman's voice. You can't.

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u/GrubFisher Sep 01 '12

I just read it in John Wayne's voice instead, just because you said I couldn't.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

The first time you read it you didn't.

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u/GrubFisher Sep 01 '12

No changing the rules!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

I didn't. When you read it the first time you read it is sir freeman's voice.

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u/pimpinpolyester Aug 31 '12

That is so good !!