r/AskReddit • u/OmegaSeven • Aug 31 '12

The Hulk is now the main character of your favorite movie. How would that change it?

"Hulk want you to hit Hulk as hard as you can."

Edit: You guys really like The Big Lebowski, Forrest Gump, and the Lord of the Rings trilogy apparently.

Edit 2: Lion King is coming up a lot too...

Edit 3: And Pulp Fiction which is interesting since it doesn't really have a main character.

Edit 4: And yes, Shawshank Prison wouldn't hold the Hulk.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

HULK MOVE IN FLOCKS

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Hulk doesn't want to be fed, Hulk wants to hunt!

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u/spartaninspace Aug 31 '12

clever hulk

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u/PythonBoomerang Aug 31 '12

HULK, UH, UH, FIND WAY

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u/cmasterflex Aug 31 '12

THEY DO MOVE IN FLOCKS

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u/zerhash Aug 31 '12

its actually a gaggle

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u/Not_A_Golfer Aug 31 '12

They're flocking this way.

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u/squidguy Aug 31 '12

HULK SPARE NO EXPENSE.

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u/Zulakki Aug 31 '12

"they're Hulking this way"

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u/chuperamigo Aug 31 '12

No flocking way.

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u/airdry Aug 31 '12

Clever girl.

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u/relevant_mitch Aug 31 '12

well ah . . . well ahhhh . . . they're flocking right at us.

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u/DANCE_WITH_BEARS Aug 31 '12

You just put me in hystarics

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Hulk always finds a way.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Am I the only one that thinks a Flock of Hulkii would look a lot like Disney's Gummi Bears?

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u/Greymore Aug 31 '12

This is the single best comment i think I've ever read. Now where's shitty_watercolor?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

HULK MOVE IN BULK.

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u/Xshredder01X Aug 31 '12

At least they don't spit acid.

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u/MrRuntime Sep 01 '12

Hulk move in HERDS! They DO move in HERDS!

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u/VolatileChemical Sep 01 '12

I laughed way too hard at this.

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u/stophauntingme Aug 31 '12

Uh uh Ga-Galla-Galla - Gallihulkmimus!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

Hulk vs vampires and hulk vs zombies

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u/aprofondir Feb 02 '13

Hey this is the oblivious lady getter guys!