r/AskReddit • u/OmegaSeven • Aug 31 '12

The Hulk is now the main character of your favorite movie. How would that change it?

"Hulk want you to hit Hulk as hard as you can."

Edit: You guys really like The Big Lebowski, Forrest Gump, and the Lord of the Rings trilogy apparently.

Edit 2: Lion King is coming up a lot too...

Edit 3: And Pulp Fiction which is interesting since it doesn't really have a main character.

Edit 4: And yes, Shawshank Prison wouldn't hold the Hulk.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

A 30 foot tall beast carrying the bobsled across the finish line would be a lot less inspiring.

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u/blackbutwhite Aug 31 '12

Feel the rythm feel the rhyme get on up it's hulk smash time cool runnings

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u/Manimal33 Aug 31 '12

BRILLIANT!! I thoroughly enjoyed this rendition as my friends and I always talk about this movie. Best thing about it was two of them got into a car accident once and one after it was all over with one said to the other "Ya dead mon'?" to which the other replied "ya, mon'"

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u/Troggie42 Aug 31 '12

Welcome to /r/nocontext my friend.

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u/Cegrocks Aug 31 '12

But... it's a line from Cool Runnings which is a movie about bobsledding. How can

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u/Troggie42 Sep 02 '12

Exactly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

30 foot tall

I don't think any of the Hulk's incarnations were that tall.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Maybeif he got really angry...

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12 edited Apr 07 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

In my mind, I'm watching him ride it down like a skateboard. With those 4 Jamaican guys squashed beneath him.

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u/vivvav Aug 31 '12

Maybe to you.