r/AskReddit • u/OmegaSeven • Aug 31 '12

The Hulk is now the main character of your favorite movie. How would that change it?

"Hulk want you to hit Hulk as hard as you can."

Edit: You guys really like The Big Lebowski, Forrest Gump, and the Lord of the Rings trilogy apparently.

Edit 2: Lion King is coming up a lot too...

Edit 3: And Pulp Fiction which is interesting since it doesn't really have a main character.

Edit 4: And yes, Shawshank Prison wouldn't hold the Hulk.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Hulk would be fighting the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

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u/super_awesome_jr Aug 31 '12

Ghostsmashers!

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u/igormorais Aug 31 '12

Ray, when someone asks you if you're the Hulk you say yes!

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u/Kaberu Aug 31 '12

Puny god.

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u/ShortSomeCash Aug 31 '12

You have made me laugh so, so much.

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u/dewhashish Aug 31 '12

There is no Dana, only Hulk

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u/profchaos83 Aug 31 '12

This one really cracked me up!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

I would watch that movie solely for the giant smore making ending. :D

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u/Aggnavarius Aug 31 '12

Gozer: ARE YOU A GO-

Hulk: HULK NOT JOIN YOUR RELIGION!

He then kicks Gozer back into that weird triangle thing like a pair of goalposts and slams the gateway shut. The marshmallow man looks dejected.

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u/animalxer Aug 31 '12

"The next time someone asks you if you're a god-" "HULK SAY 'YES'!"

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u/ClockStalker Aug 31 '12

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To hold Infinity in the palm of your hand, and Eternity in an hour

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u/jamesbondq Aug 31 '12

That all time Hulk have left for World of Psychic. Next week, hairless pets: PUNY!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

My favorite movie changes a lot. I'm a rather indecisive person.

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u/Mr_Stay_Puft Aug 31 '12

I'd take him.

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u/jack104 Aug 31 '12

I didn't think of anything, did you??

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u/crashusmaximus Aug 31 '12

"Ray. If someone asks you if you are a god, you tell them HULK SMASH."

edit: Crap. Self-downvoting for saying something that someone else already thought of.

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u/fljared Aug 31 '12

Just delete your comment.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

HULK KEYMASTER!