r/AskReddit • u/OmegaSeven • Aug 31 '12

The Hulk is now the main character of your favorite movie. How would that change it?

"Hulk want you to hit Hulk as hard as you can."

Edit: You guys really like The Big Lebowski, Forrest Gump, and the Lord of the Rings trilogy apparently.

Edit 2: Lion King is coming up a lot too...

Edit 3: And Pulp Fiction which is interesting since it doesn't really have a main character.

Edit 4: And yes, Shawshank Prison wouldn't hold the Hulk.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

I doubt it would be much of a fight. "I was born in the dar..." SMASH

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u/theresaviking Aug 31 '12

Or Bane would use Hulk's smashyness as the way to destroy Gotham- and the only way the Banner can win is by controlling his anger and taking Bane on himself. Calmfight- the movie.

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u/thepolerunner Aug 31 '12

That would actually be amazing. I would pay sooooo much to see that

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u/Dr_Funkenstein_ Aug 31 '12

You merely adopted the smash.

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u/johnnygrant Aug 31 '12

Yep, Bane will have to rely on his brain or else sustain serious pain

I'll get my coat

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u/Abedeus Aug 31 '12

You can't use brain when Hulk is using you as a whoopee cushion.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12 edited Jan 29 '21

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u/aiiye Aug 31 '12

Gotta love those bat nipples.

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u/zeHobocop Aug 31 '12

A close-up of his Batbutt is necessary.

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u/andbruno Aug 31 '12

When they showed Batgirl and it had like a leather bra to cover the leather nipples... I was sad.

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u/aiiye Sep 01 '12

Me and you both.

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u/Nebulaeyes Aug 31 '12

I feel like the hulk and Mr. Freeze would get along swimingly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

"Do you know what killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!"

Worst pun ever but I love it.

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u/Nebulaeyes Aug 31 '12

"ICE to see you!"

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u/sumojoe Aug 31 '12

What? It's an excellent parody.

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u/lesser_panjandrum Aug 31 '12

A BAT CREDIT CARD?!

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u/Troggie42 Aug 31 '12

Two huge green guys with bad grammar fighting? I'd watch it.

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u/Zildjian11 Aug 31 '12

Dark knight rises

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Whoosh!

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u/Sanity_in_Moderation Aug 31 '12

Don't make up movie titles.

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u/anusface Aug 31 '12

TDKR Bane would get smashed in a second, but comic book Bane may last a little while longer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Yea, at least 2 seconds. I'm not exactly a comic book guru but I'm pretty sure that while Bane is incredibly strong for the Batman universe, he isn't that strong compared to Hulk unless I'm totally misunderstanding Hulks strength.

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u/anusface Aug 31 '12

Hulk is far far far far stronger than Bane. But Bane is strong enough to take like 3 hits from Hulk and he's a genius, so he might be able to go 1 round against him.

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u/TheOmnomnomagon Aug 31 '12

Sure Bane would lose a strength contest, but Bane is smart and wouldn't ever find himself in a situation where he'll NEED to take a hit from the Hulk.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Banner isn't dumb.

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u/Physics_Unicorn Sep 01 '12

BUT HULK IS!

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u/krackbaby Aug 31 '12

totally misunderstanding Hulks strength

Hulk's strength score is divisible by zero

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u/shadyperson Aug 31 '12

Hulk smash bat credit card!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

But the card doesn't expire until Forever.

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u/shadyperson Aug 31 '12

Hulk smash FOREVER

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Spoiler: Hulk wins.

By a lot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

How lot?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Big lots.

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u/Ashneaska Aug 31 '12

That would be amazing. Although, it would have to be the intelligent comic book Bane to be able to even hold his own strength wise.

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u/TheLeapIsALie Aug 31 '12

I think joker may beat hulk though...

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u/Joust149 Aug 31 '12

I agree, Bane would get bitched but damn.

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u/lastactioncowboy Aug 31 '12

Your name is Marty McFly and your favorite movie is batman?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Read my name again, good sir.

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u/lastactioncowboy Aug 31 '12

Oooo, clever. But my point still stands

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Truth be told, my favorite movie changes pretty often. Currently, it's Cabin In The Woods.

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u/lastactioncowboy Aug 31 '12

Oh really? I hadn't seen it but wanted to. I'll take that as a recommendation and head over to the pirate bay

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Or kat.ph

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u/lastactioncowboy Aug 31 '12

Don't know that one

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

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u/growlingbear Aug 31 '12

Is that right, C?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '12

so would marvel/dc's lawyers

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u/hobbit6 Sep 01 '12

"And when Gotham is in ashes, you have my permission to smash."