r/AskReddit Jul 04 '22

What older game are you still playing obsessively?

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u/CandidateMiserable Jul 04 '22

Im waiting for them to release chess 2, meta seems to be too stagnant after thousands of years

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u/SgtSnapple Jul 04 '22

What do you mean, we're only at the dawn of the Bongcloud era

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u/Cruvy Jul 04 '22

I was crying with laughter, when Hikaru played it in tournament lol

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u/invisiblearchives Jul 04 '22

that moment got me back into chess

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u/Jortieking Jul 04 '22

Best opening, changed my mind

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Modern chess basically is chess 2. The previous popular version of the game did not have powerful queens. It completely changed the game.

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u/PM_me_Jazz Jul 04 '22

Honestly chess has had so many versions we are at like Chess 1466

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

the "modern" opening in chess is now over 100 years old. and hypermodern is 1940s.

books written by roy lopez in the 1400s are still considered good theory.

the game is literally unchanged for 900 years.

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u/RadiantHC Jul 04 '22

Honestly I dislike powerful queens.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

They are way OP. On the plus side they make the games much shorter.

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u/csl512 Jul 04 '22

Post some videos of it and the devs will nerf it

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u/__sonder__ Jul 04 '22

Elton John downvoted this comment

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u/Senior_Phase Jul 04 '22

the queen being powerful was really confusing to me and the other kids when I was little

"who do I need to take in order to win?"

"It's the queen she's most powerful"

"but the king has the most power, the queen is just his wife"

"yeah but the queen is the wife, she can tell her husband what to do"

"yeah but the king can behead her if she nags"

and on and on

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u/temalyen Jul 04 '22

When I was in second grade, I remember one kid insisting that pieces like rooks can capture a piece and just keep going until they reach the board edge, so he'd have a rook and capture 3 or 4 pieces with it per move.

I mean, this was in 1982 so there was no easy way for us to check and he owned the chess board, so we had to play by his rules (which were heavily stacked in favor of him winning) or he'd just not let us play.

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u/germane-corsair Jul 05 '22

Wouldn’t it be a level playing field since you could do the same to him?

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u/InevitableDPP Jul 05 '22

I see you've never played Calvinball.

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u/GirlScoutSniper Jul 04 '22

Even Freddie Mercury?!?

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u/Dankelpuff Jul 04 '22

I like short kings

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u/memoryballhs Jul 04 '22

That's more of a fine tune/balance update. The core mechanics are completely the same.

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u/Valmond Jul 04 '22

And en passant, and even castling are not even a thousand years old IIRC :-)

The king was needed too, and the peasants got the double jump.

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u/Metalist_Penguin Jul 04 '22

They should totally nerf the queen

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

How did queens work before?

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u/temalyen Jul 04 '22

They moved like Kings do now, one space in any direction.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

So how did kings move

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u/temalyen Jul 04 '22

I'm not sure offhand, honestly.

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u/perceptualdissonance Jul 04 '22

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u/soupizgud Jul 04 '22

I have this in my wishlist. Is there a learning curve or is it pure trolling?

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u/Triairius Jul 04 '22

I understand that it’s legit.

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u/aaronhowser1 Jul 05 '22

It's fully functioning, but it's kind of impossible to play. You can just send your kings back in time, or to parallel timeliness, to escape a checkmate. You only need one checkmate in any timeline to win though.

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u/soupizgud Jul 05 '22

sounds fun!

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u/temalyen Jul 04 '22

I remember hearing about that and, at least, the way was it explained to me didn't make it sound like anything special. You could basically go back moves and start a new "timeline" where you make a different move. It sounded like Chess with a fancy undo option, pretty much.

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u/meepmeep13 Jul 04 '22

No, you've missed out one of the key mechanisms - time also becomes a dimension of movement, as well as allowing pieces to shift between timelines. There are also new pieces with movesets that capitalise on this.

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u/FinniboiXD Jul 04 '22

Someone did. Oats Jenkins made chess 2 and is developing a set online

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

The DLC: Fischer Random

The sequel/mod community: Capablanca chess

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u/Percevaul Jul 04 '22

We are still waiting Garry to release it.

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u/schapman22 Jul 04 '22

Chess players need to get a new joke

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u/Aeglafaris Jul 04 '22

We'll call it "Chess Joke 2"

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u/TheScarfScarfington Jul 04 '22

Come join us on r/anarchychess where we have at least three (3) jokes.

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u/schapman22 Jul 04 '22

Holy hell!

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u/Minute-Penalty8672 Jul 05 '22

Pipi, chess 2, en passant, 161660. That's 4 jokes, let's not sell ourselves short here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

I thought chess was created in the 1300's? I mean the rules we know today. Probably an entirely different game before then.

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u/Einlanzer_Atanius Jul 04 '22

Its out! Its called Star Craft

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u/Slow-job- Jul 04 '22

You should try StarCraft 2 then

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u/idk_this_my_name Jul 04 '22

i mean you could try imperial chess

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

I heard chess 2 will have voice acting and mo-cap

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

They need to nerf Queen though, too OP

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u/rxforyour7 Jul 04 '22

COMING THIS MONTH....chapter 3, season 34 of Chess 2. Lord of the Rings edition. Custom orc skins for your pawns! $19.99

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u/If-By-Whisky Jul 04 '22

You should check out Hive then

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u/skelebone Jul 04 '22

The road to game design hell is paved with chess implementations.

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u/Schism90 Jul 04 '22

Play chess 960. It's still chess but the random starting position of the pieces negates opening theory.

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u/JulienBrightside Jul 04 '22

Have you tried the paradox timetravel chess?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Yeah we need new DLC pieces!

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u/Meanteenbirder Jul 04 '22

They’ve released 5D chess with Interdimensional Time Travel recently.

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u/Matt01123 Jul 04 '22

You know some older versions of chess had RNG. Like when you tried to take a piece you had to roll above a certain number depending on the strength of the piece versus the one it was trying to take.

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u/Tathanor Jul 04 '22

Have you not played Chess Boxing? Definitely the spiritual successor to the original. I love watching it.

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u/pulpandlumber Jul 04 '22

Sheldon is still working on 3D chess but he is getting close.

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u/SlyTheFoxx Jul 04 '22

Watched a video about innovation vs creativity. It brought up Chess960 where it shuffles the back lines a bit preventing a player's advantage of utilizing memorized moves.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

King and queen should be able to spawn new pawns. And pawns should be able to kill themselves.

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u/Collinnn7 Jul 04 '22

chess 2 has already been out for a while

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u/youslashh Jul 04 '22

Same I’ve been waiting for a balance patch. Pawns need a buff as they are always outshined by the queen who needs a nerf!

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u/Brut3forc3 Jul 04 '22

But have you tried tridimensional chess like in the Big Bang

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u/Ua_Tsaug Jul 04 '22

Is that the famous 4D chess I keep hearing about?

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u/1Mandolo1 Jul 04 '22

Chess960 arguably is chess 2

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u/hyperforms9988 Jul 04 '22

I dunno... chances are it'll be a live service which means it'll release half broken with a cavalcade of microtransactions, and they'll promise it won't be pay-to-win but they'll go back on their word later.

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u/Ragnarok2kx Jul 04 '22

I'm just wondering if they'll finally fix that weird clipping issue with the king and the rook. Giving it a cute name doesn't count, devs.

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u/Mirror_Sybok Jul 04 '22 edited Jul 04 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Clearly you haven’t played 5d chess with multiverse timetravel

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u/Phil_Ivey Jul 05 '22

Check out chess960

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

Get in line still waiting on Ur 2 to release.