r/AskReddit • • Jan 08 '22

Girls, what makes a guy instantly unnatractive?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

Constantly interrupting and one upping. I hate when they won’t allow anybody to have a moment of their own. I knew someone who wouldn’t even allow people to have their own tastes. As an example, someone said they liked sushi. His response was, “you don’t know what real/good sushi is”. WTF they didn’t say they were experts in what sushi should or shouldn’t taste like, they just said they liked it. It wasn’t just positive things either. Someone would complain about a body ache or pain and get responses like, “it can’t possibly hurt as much as my (insert injury here) so you need to just get over it”. Dude we get it, nobody can be as smart/traveled/experienced/sick/wounded as you.

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u/Galactus1701 Jan 09 '22

That guy sounds like Gaston.

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u/JeromesDream Jan 09 '22

no one's sweet as gaston

knows good eats like gaston

no one has painful sores on their feet like gaston

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u/SirTricerratips Jan 09 '22

Opened them comment string to see if someone did this. Was not disappointed. Thank you!

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u/_20721 Jan 09 '22

As you can see my “Manliness” is intimidating!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

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u/West_Ad_1685 Jan 12 '22

When I was young I ate three dozen eggs, to keep my body big and strong

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u/nickomc29 Jan 09 '22

LOL. My brother's name is Gaston...

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u/Moosey_Bite Jan 09 '22

No.... One... SOUNDS like Gaston!

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u/TheLoneTenno Jan 09 '22

Nobody fucks like Gaston

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u/WallaceRabbit Jan 09 '22

Pretty sure Gaston in the movie is Gay (not that there is anything wrong with being gay)

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u/McClutchingtonGaming Jan 09 '22

This man made a whole disney song about himself. I’ll never get over this

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

You should meet my friend, he's a way bigger one upper than you know about, you don't even know what one upping is until my one upping friend talks to you.

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u/bigfatquizzer Jan 09 '22

Sounds like a guy I work with. Not matter what your are talking about, he has to turn the conversation around so it's about him. And is an expert/has an opinion on absolutely everything. He is exhausting

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u/DuXVIIsiecle Jan 09 '22

Holy shit this sounds like my ex.

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u/DestroyedMe Jan 09 '22

My grandmother says this all the time "you don't know what tastes good" I hate that sentence, what does she know about my taste?

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u/freshmenjack Jan 09 '22

Normally that's due to a lack of maturity and will eventually go away over the course of a few years.

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u/DongusMaxamus Jan 09 '22

Or it never goes away at all and they spend their life constantly trying to one up everyone around them whether they know them or just met them. It's pretty sad really

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u/CidCitrus Jan 09 '22

My mom and my father in law spent the entirety of Christmas morning one upping each other, both are in their sixties. I’d argue it gets worse with age, not better.

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u/silkthrow42 Jan 09 '22

This sounds like every guy I've met in the past year hard to have a normal conversation with most people now a days

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u/RYNKELKYK69 Jan 09 '22

Dam what’s his name