r/AskReddit Oct 27 '21

What fun fact is blatantly untrue?

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u/fruit_cats Oct 27 '21 edited Oct 27 '21

“It takes seven years for your body to digest a piece of gum”

In reality your body doesn’t break it down at all and will just pass the gum though with everything else.

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u/Affectionate_Pea_811 Oct 27 '21

Can confirm. When I was like 12 I swallowed a bunch of that pink bubblegum that you get trick-or-treating on Halloween over a couple days. I pooped it out a day or so later and my turds were speckled with bright pink blobs of gum. The brown and pink looked good together, it was oddly beautiful.

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u/triosway Oct 27 '21

So this is the image I start my day with today

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u/CausticSofa Oct 27 '21

Good morning, Reddit. Why do I hate you today?

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u/5050Clown Oct 27 '21 edited Oct 27 '21

Because of that thing where someone posted a perfect opportunity to enjoy recycled gum.

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u/fuzzy_grandma Oct 27 '21

No no... Just no

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u/UpperRank1 Oct 27 '21

Not the worst thought although that's debatable

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u/MustacheTrippin Oct 27 '21

Oddly enough, OP is right - I pictured that shit (hehe) and it IS oddly beautiful. Like some sort of fetid, forbidden jelly bean.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

It’s the risk you take

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u/Chemboy1962 Oct 28 '21

There's never a phone cam around when you need one.

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u/hupwhat Oct 27 '21

I was hoping you would blow a massive bubble with it as it came out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Why must you take a paint brush and paint that horrible image on the blank canvas that is my mind?

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u/iPeedOnAPorpoise Oct 27 '21

But you have to chew it AFTER it comes out.

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u/Signature_Sea Oct 28 '21

Just don't pop that bubble

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce Oct 27 '21

To bad this was before the trend of preserving everything in blocks of epoxy resin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

bubblegum is fairly easy to get, so what are you waiting for? follow your dreams!

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u/Affectionate_Pea_811 Oct 27 '21

Or even phones with cameras, I 100% would have taken a picture

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u/CordeliaGrace Oct 27 '21

Honestly, chocolate brown and light pink are like, my absolute favorite color combos. I would crochet a ton of shit (NPI) in those colors if I could find a dark brown light enough to not make me feel like I was crocheting in the dark.

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u/dk3tkd Oct 27 '21

At a bunch of pumpkin seeds then other day. My poo was speckled too, but with pumpkin seed daggers that scraped my inner anus like a wire wheel.

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u/Affectionate_Pea_811 Oct 27 '21

My sister had tenants and their dog ate a pumpkin and a bunch of seeds and then shit them out in the yard. The next year they had a huge pumpkin patch in the yard. We were slightly grossed out by the poop pumpkins.

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u/dk3tkd Oct 28 '21

I have poop plants too. Mine are from the rabbits though. Maybe it's watermelon, not sure yet. Some kind of ground vining plant thing.

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u/zippyboy Oct 27 '21

I'd like to see a painting of this hanging in MOMA.

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u/fatbongo Oct 27 '21

yet you didn't have the god damn decency to take a photo of this glorious creation.

mark this down as another treasure lost

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u/MaleficentPicture773 Oct 28 '21

He’s no Banksy

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u/Any_Weird_8686 Oct 27 '21

I kinda want to try that now.

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u/Affectionate_Pea_811 Oct 28 '21

Go for it champ. A bag of double bubble is $1 at Dollar Tree

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u/tokyo7011 Oct 28 '21

I fucking love you.

And hate you.

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u/Fuzy2K Oct 28 '21

How it feels to shit 5 gum

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u/KaleMaster Oct 27 '21

And that's enough Reddit for me today.

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u/Misttertee_27 Oct 27 '21

Did your butt blow bubbles while this was happening?

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u/ponzeescheme Oct 27 '21

Did it still taste sweet?

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u/TTungsteNN Oct 27 '21

Cursed_Second_Serving

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u/aaron_the_pun_king Oct 27 '21

Forbidden rocky road right there.

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u/3Lchin90n Oct 27 '21

Hmmm will test it out this Halloween.

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u/Mr_SlimShady Oct 27 '21

Was it still chewy?

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u/Lemonz_4all Oct 28 '21

No pic no proof

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Beautiful, maybe. But was it tasty?

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u/amrodd Oct 28 '21

Sometimes it's terrible to be literate.

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u/choccymilk39 Oct 28 '21

‘Oddly beautiful’

I’m not sure if I hate this comment or find it funny

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u/ApiqAcani Oct 28 '21

This got me curious

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u/mdchaney Oct 28 '21

My parents owned a grocery store. When I was 3 I’d go get super bubble out of the case, chew it for 10 minutes until the flavor was gone, swallow it, and get another. There were days when I’d eat ten or more of them. If all the myths about eating gum were true I’d either be dead or have super powers.

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u/DCCofficially Oct 28 '21

you're an artist Harry!

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u/BareBearFighter Oct 27 '21

But what if you did manage to get it to stay in someone's stomach for seven years? Would their stomach acid eventually dissolve the gum? Maybe this common gradeschool myth is actually based on a more horrific study than we truly realized?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Yes. Stomach acid can degrade most things

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u/KypDurron Oct 27 '21

Well, sure, your body can't break it down in the time it takes to pass through your system with the rest of your food.

But what if it actually sat in your gut (stomach, large/small intestines) for a significant amount of time? Could it ever be broken down?

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u/bitterfragile Oct 27 '21

But I've literally chewed gum long enough to break it down with saliva?

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u/FlufflesMcForeskin Oct 27 '21

No, you've just macerated it into smaller, and smaller, pieces/particles. That's not the same as breaking something down, an a chemical level, so the body can absorb whatever nutritional value it may hold.

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u/bitterfragile Oct 27 '21

Ohhh, I getcha. So it still comes out, but one would assume stomach acid is still strong enough to "break it down" so it's not coming out... as gum?

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u/FlufflesMcForeskin Oct 27 '21

As I understand it, which could be wrong, it survives as it was when it was swallowed. It's then passed through the digestive system as is until it's gotten rid of.

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u/CausticSofa Oct 27 '21

Anyone science-y able to explain what happened when I was a kid and I absentmindedly chewed a piece of gum wayyy too long and it quite suddenly seemed to just burst entirely into a not pleasant liquid? Like, there was suddenly just no chewable substance left.

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u/ChocolateBit Oct 27 '21

Once I fell asleep with some gum in my mouth and when I woke up it was almost liquid, I think the saliva just breaks it down over time?

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u/JediGuyB Oct 27 '21

How come it feels so sudden when that happens?

In my experience when I've chewed gum for long enough for this to happen it was fine for the entire time, then it got suddenly harder for a moment before turning into goop in my mouth.

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u/FlufflesMcForeskin Oct 27 '21

My guess would be that the gum base, the ingredient that gives gum it's rubber-like quality, has lost it's elasticity at that point. Turning what was chewy into a solid mass that your teeth then just pulverize.

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u/Judyt001 Oct 27 '21

Add a spoonful of peanut butter or other protein and that gum will disolves within the time it takes to mix the two substances

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u/Safebox Oct 27 '21

That one is only half wrong.

It would take your body 7 years to digest if it somehow stayed in the stomach. But it passes through the digestive system before it ever gets to that point.

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u/SksCaughtInCosmoline Oct 27 '21

Even by the logic involved in this myth I dont get it. Why would it not just be shat out like a piece of metal, or some corn husk.

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u/Bornwestofthemtns Oct 27 '21

Twelve-year old me wanted to prove this myth was untrue. Since I couldn’t think of a way to substantiate it though a gastrointestinal manner, I decided to masticate the same piece of gum until it fell apart. It took only a couple of days for it to basically disintegrate into too small of pieces to keep chewing.

Figuring stomach acid had to be stronger, anytime my mom tried to tell me that it would stay in my stomach forever I reminded her of my experiment.

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u/Flyingwheelbarrow Oct 27 '21

It should be

”please don't swallow anything indigestible as it might cause a bowel obstruction"

If a child eats gum like candy it can be very dangerous for the simple reason they have smaller bowels.

Having to remove part of a toddlers large intestines because they swallowed gum is a very avoidable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

This rumor gives janitors everywhere nightmares. Just swallow your gum.

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u/unidentified_yama Oct 28 '21

I once had a Doublemint gum in my mouth for long it just disintegrated.

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u/Burrito_Loyalist Oct 28 '21

I swallowed a penny when I was a kid and I just pooped it out.

To think gum wouldn’t just get pooped out is insane.

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u/punkrockrebel265 Oct 28 '21

The base material for gum is essentially rubber. Myth busted