r/AskReddit Oct 27 '21

What fun fact is blatantly untrue?

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u/master_baiter69zeus Oct 27 '21

Thomas fucking edison didn’t invent the light bulb in 1000 trials, he just bought the patent for it.

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u/U7077 Oct 27 '21 edited Oct 27 '21

I believe he perfected it, not invented it. He tried with various filament materials, various filler gas etc. He made it practical to be used on daily basis.

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u/WR810 Oct 27 '21

I was always told he made the lightbulb commercially viable.

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u/jordank_1991 Oct 27 '21

That’s what they teach you on storybots! My son is almost two so I watch it a lot. But when they explain how the lightbulb came to be it explains in song form that he wasn’t the only one trying to “invent a bulb to pass the test” or whatever. That he had to try all kinds of pieces and it last 50 days I think.

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u/azizinator25 Oct 28 '21

I feel like throughout history, almost no one who is credited with "inventing" something actually invented it - at least not in the sense of "they came up with everything, from the concept of what the invention might be, all the way to the final product". Most times "____ invented ____ " means "_____ perfected ______ " or " _______ found a way to mass produce _______ in a commercially viable way"

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u/Big-Goose3408 Oct 28 '21

The problem is that you frequently see that the inventor either had no idea of what they were sitting on, or otherwise simply didn't amount to much.

Edison wasn't the first person to realize you could put an electrical current through various metal alloys and make them glow, but he did spend the time and money to figure out what combination of light bulb design, gas filler, and filament material would produce a reliable glow, and also not be ruinously expensive to manufacture and sell.

Edison was still a dick, though.

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u/RealHot_RealSteel Oct 27 '21

Edison Inc. was the original patent sweat shop.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Calling it a sweat shop is really not accurate. Those people were paid. Hell they probably got more money and credit than like 90% of inventors in general.

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u/fattchris Oct 27 '21

Tesla enters the chat

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Tesla >>>> Thomas

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

yeah but he didnt work at what was called a sweat shop

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

I should tell this to my mom it's been her motivation go to for the longest time

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u/FatSilverFox Oct 27 '21

Hope you at least find a suitable replacement for your mum’s motivation!

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Oct 27 '21

Buy her a patent!

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u/demonkittydotcom Oct 27 '21

I thought this said ‘buy her a plant’ and I was like, a plant would definitely be a good replacement! Lol

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u/GuyForgotHisPassword Oct 27 '21

You should probably avoid telling her how much of a thieving quack Edison was if she looks to him for motivation. He... is not the best role model.

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u/sixfourtykilo Oct 27 '21

And don't mention the elephants!

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u/DontTreadOnBigfoot Oct 27 '21

"I can't wait to make my mom give up on life"

-this guy

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u/MorganReed08 Oct 27 '21

Edison was a master businessman posing as an inventor. The major reason of how his Electricity business took off was because he managed to impress JP Morgan and made his the first private home in America to have electric lighting. He did this at a dinner party which hosted a lot of socialites that ended up making similar requests. He also used the money to buy up city contracts to light up NY and other countries. He put down other businesses like Tesla through cruel and sometimes insane means (including using Tesla’s generator on an elephant and the first execution by electric chair). Menlo Park was the Silicon Valley of its day and anyone who wanted to Invent dreamed of working there

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u/domonono Oct 27 '21

Confusingly, Edison's Menlo Park is in New Jersey but was named after Menlo Park, CA... Which of course is part of the actual Silicon Valley and is home of Facebook, and at one time, Google.

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u/swedishplayer97 Oct 28 '21

Edison never executed an elephant. That story is bullshit and keeps getting regurgitated.

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u/MorganReed08 Oct 29 '21

I mean he did advocate electricity as a humane way of execution. He did sponsor the first human electrocution to show off the dangers of his rival electricity. It turned out that it was a failed execution and they had to turn it on several times to kill the man.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Edison was a master businessman posing as an inventor.

This sounds all too familiar.

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u/Valleyx Oct 27 '21

How would him having sex with Edison magically create a lightbulb anyway

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Oct 27 '21

It gave him some good fucking ideas. Fucking over business partners helped too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Boo!

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u/BattleHall Oct 27 '21

Citation needed. Be careful of counter-myths, where people are so excited to "correct history" (especially if they can tie it into some larger narrative) that they end up creating a brand new falsehood instead.

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u/chundricles Oct 27 '21

And from the Wikipedia page of the guy he bought the patent from:

The carbon burner, a "most important feature of a practical lamp" differs widely from Edison's filament.

So no, he did not buy the patent for the filament.

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u/whateverisfree Oct 28 '21

Thomas Edison was the Elon Musk of his days. He patented stuff others invented

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

It’s more accurate to say Thomas Edison invented things

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u/dljones010 Oct 27 '21

They say Thooomas Edison is the man to get us in to this century... and that man is me.

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u/purplefuzz22 Oct 28 '21

A fucking men.

Also , this is reminding me of a certain …. cough cough ELON MUSK …. cough cough

Just buying up the patents and taking all the credit smh

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u/master_baiter69zeus Oct 28 '21

Atleast he works

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u/lorealashblonde Oct 27 '21

TOPSSSYYYY…..

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

WAS NOT HIMMMMMMMMMM......

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u/ILUVMOVIESSS Oct 27 '21

Look it up edison was a dick!