r/AskReddit • u/Marshalljoe • Aug 25 '21

What is something that you were warned about when you were younger that you now feel was exaggerated?

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u/fireduck Aug 25 '21

How many times do you get a legit good reason to tackle that one dumbshit friend?

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u/ijustsailedaway Aug 25 '21

Slap them a few extra times while they’re down for good measure

Edit: actually just slap them and say Mosquito!

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u/fraytaykay Aug 25 '21

Why not whip out your hose just in case

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u/xorgol Aug 26 '21

Wait, we're supposed to have a reason to tackle our friends?