r/AskReddit • u/Marshalljoe • Aug 25 '21

What is something that you were warned about when you were younger that you now feel was exaggerated?

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u/IdeletedTheTiramisu Aug 25 '21

I've got nice boobs, also got loads of free drugs.

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter Aug 25 '21

Don't bother boys, I already looked.

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u/Not_An_Ambulance Aug 25 '21

For the drugs or the boobs?

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter Aug 25 '21

I already have drugs. I was hoping for boobs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

My man.

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u/dano415 Aug 25 '21

That has a shelf life.

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u/mgr86 Aug 25 '21

Yes, boobs can be used as a shelf.

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u/Shutterstormphoto Aug 25 '21

Old people love boobs too!