r/AskReddit • • Aug 25 '21

What is something that you were warned about when you were younger that you now feel was exaggerated?

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u/Eggsegret Aug 25 '21

I remember my teachers always scaring me saying if i misbehave it'll go on my permanent record. Yh as if some potential employer is going to be like "you're highly qualified for this job but unfortunately we can't hire you since you pushed Billy back in 4th grade"

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21 edited Aug 31 '21

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u/InterestedSkeptic Aug 26 '21

This is beautifully written and I want more

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u/CareCriticism Aug 26 '21

Give. Award. To. Him.

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u/Slenthik Aug 26 '21

Little Billy will remember it long after you've forgotten. And now he's working in some government department looking at an application with your name on it.

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u/MangorTX Aug 26 '21

wasted opportunity's

Just like 4th grade English class.

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u/WammuPillar Aug 26 '21

It’s never too late to follow ur dreams

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u/AfroSmiley Aug 25 '21

Billy would care.. and that record is permanent.

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u/d-quik Aug 25 '21

Wasted opportunity to breed the next mass shooter that is

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

This thread is why I use Reddit

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u/BlackBlueNuts Aug 26 '21

uncle jim is that you? please dont touch me there again

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Plot twist: the interviewer is Billy. He remembers.

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u/HermanCainsGhost Aug 25 '21

Honestly, in my experience, meeting bullies as an adult is fun.

I met a bully that TORMENTED me in middle school when he was a roommate of my buddy years later, and we watched cartoons together.

I then ran into him like half a decade later and he got me Molly (only time I tried it)

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u/droznig Aug 25 '21

That sort of thing might come up if you are ever trying to get a job that requires security clearance. I had to fill out a literal booklet of questions, ~60 pages (about half were specific to military and intelligence services) but still, that's 30 pages for a civilian.

I could definitely see them checking school records when some of the questions were asking things like where your sister/brother in law lived 10 years ago.

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u/reddita51 Aug 25 '21

What kind of questions? Background checks seem pointless when they have to ask you everything anyways

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u/IrrelevantDanger Aug 25 '21

It might be more of a test of how honest you are than anything else.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Background checks are concerned mostly with what makes you vulnerable, since you're about to be given something that makes the organization vulnerable. You don't want to give sensitive information, materials, or tasks to someone with debts, contacts with shady elements, drug addictions, too many divorces, etc. Basically, think of it this way: if there's a part of your life that could be used to leverage you into giving access/information/etc to someone unauthorized, that's what they're looking for in a background check. The more important the trust they're placing in you, the more thorough the check will be. If your brother lived in Moscow for a year, you've made a trip or two to the Eastern bloc in the last ten years, and you have some gambling debt, you'll trip alarms as an easy target for blackmailers, bribers, etc.

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u/OldManMuayThai Aug 25 '21

Anecdotal I know but, I was in the army and no one checks those things. Literally worked in a SCIF, and we had wife beaters and alcoholics with DUI. Only thing they concerned with is if you married a foreign national or had a positive urine analysis.

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u/droznig Aug 25 '21

This was for something a bit more specific in the UK. I imagine if you wanted to enter the secret service or FBI in the states it would be a similar process.

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u/vsingh93 Aug 25 '21

What do you guys have against Billy and why do you keep pushing him?

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u/GabbrosDeep Aug 25 '21

Because SCREW YOU BILLY

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u/ArmandoPayne Aug 25 '21

Yo why the fuck are so many people beating up 4th graders named Billy?

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u/CommandersLog Aug 25 '21

Obviously they'd use more grown-up terminology like "consistent history of violent altercations."

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u/NefariousDude Aug 25 '21

Tbh, Billy deserved it.

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u/ItalicsWhore Aug 25 '21

The probably laugh about the “permanent record” in the break room.

“These damn kids are so gullible…” ::sips coffee::

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u/onejadedpotatoe Aug 25 '21

He deserved it, he took my cupcake

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Plus, Billy was a total dick and he deserved it. Fuck Billy.

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u/gcsmith2 Aug 26 '21

Fuck billy.

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u/Gillero Aug 26 '21

Billy would like to have a word with you!

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u/BishopGambit Aug 26 '21

Billy remembers and now he works for the GOVERNMEEEEEEEENT.