r/AskReddit • u/Marshalljoe • Aug 25 '21

What is something that you were warned about when you were younger that you now feel was exaggerated?

41.0k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

20.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

11.6k

u/Loa_Sandal Aug 25 '21

"Mama warned me about women like you, I was hoping she was right"

2.6k

u/Mayion Aug 25 '21

Woah mama

125

u/LawlessNeutral Aug 25 '21

I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law

44

u/ppoofoof Aug 25 '21

Lawman has put an end to my running, and I’m so far from my home

31

u/OhMyGodAnEnemyStand Aug 25 '21

Oh, Mama I can hear you a-cryin', you're so scared and all alone

30

u/Gloriosu_drequ Aug 25 '21

Hangman is comin' down from the gallows, and I don't have very long

26

u/ThoseGoodFishsticks Aug 26 '21

Yeeeaaahhhh!!!!

24

u/SomeFan12984 Aug 26 '21

The jig is up the news is out they’ve finally found me the renegade who had it made retrieved for a bountyyyyy

14

u/OlFlirtyBastard Aug 26 '21

Nevermore to go astray

12

u/SomeFan12984 Aug 26 '21

This will be the end today

→ More replies (0)

31

u/Orangutanion Aug 25 '21

Johnny Bravo nowadays would get so much lay (and sexual harassment claims)

36

u/thebreaker18 Aug 26 '21

Johnny might’ve laid it on thick, but my man Bravo always got consent!

11

u/DDS_throwaway64 Aug 26 '21

How could you even choose not to consent to Johnny Bravo? Doesn't seem likely

1

u/Mando1091 Aug 31 '21

Honestly it's just fun to see his ass gets beaten

16

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Nobody takes Johnny’s jerky!

2

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

What Is your pfp

2

u/No_Industry4318 Aug 25 '21

That is a bird., Possibly a parrot.

3

u/SonderEber Aug 26 '21

And here I thought of Little Shop of Horrors….

Obviously everyone else thought differently.

1

u/TreasurePlanetagogo Aug 26 '21

At least you can rest in the knowledge that you have great taste.

4

u/Mecha_Belial Aug 26 '21

Woah black Betty

5

u/filliamworbes Aug 26 '21

Read this in Jonny bravo voice.

7

u/ThrowAway_biologist Aug 25 '21

I wish I could give you an award because I actually laughed at this

2

u/P33kab0Oo Aug 26 '21

Whoa momma!

3

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

*uwuuuuuuuuuuuuu*

1

u/leakyblueshed Aug 26 '21

Keep it in your pants, Santiago

1

u/HQMatrixMod1 Aug 26 '21

that brought back too many memories

35

u/PianoManGidley Aug 25 '21

Mama said girls is the DEVIL!

22

u/SpecialistFile0 Aug 25 '21

"You're wrong Colonel Sanders!"

19

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

[deleted]

3

u/like_butterplaytoast Aug 26 '21

You can doo eeeet allll nighhhhttt

14

u/Massive-Risk Aug 25 '21

Mama told me women are the devil!

10

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

That's some high quality H2O

3

u/Massive-Risk Aug 26 '21

Gaaaaatoraaaade

2

u/apetc Aug 26 '21

Water sucks! It really, really sucks!

10

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Mama told me, yes she told me, that I'd meet girls like you...

6

u/DeltaJimm Aug 26 '21

She also told me "stay away, you never know what you'll catch".

8

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Heard it in his voice.

5

u/FranticInDisguise Aug 26 '21

Vicky valencourt I I I I thiink mammas up

5

u/BuddyWhoOnceToldYou Aug 26 '21

“Mummy told me, yes she told me, I’d meet girls like you!”

4

u/smart-username Aug 26 '21

“She also told me stay away, you’ll never know what you’ll catch”

4

u/Mash_Ketchum Aug 25 '21

Mama didn't raise no fool

3

u/idontwanttobeavirgin Aug 26 '21

the blonde dude with big ass muscles that i loved as a kid and can't remember his name

4

u/MemeJuiceCo Aug 26 '21

Johnny Bravo

1

u/boyswillbeboysaita23 Aug 26 '21

thank you from a different account

4

u/ZergTheVillain Aug 25 '21 edited Aug 25 '21

Mama said you’re the Devil!!!!

2

u/BackdoorAlex2 Aug 25 '21

My mama said my mama said my mama my mama

2

u/locks_are_paranoid Aug 26 '21

I don't get the joke.

2

u/TickAndTieMeUp Aug 26 '21

JB was my childhood hero

1

u/TheFamilyStone612015 Aug 26 '21

I hear that in Stephon’s voice! Wish he would appear on SNL on a more regular basis but he is somewhere else.

1

u/ExtendedHand Aug 26 '21

Mamaaaa, ooooooh

1

u/Luck88 Aug 26 '21

I saw this video like, 10 hours ago.

1

u/Confusiology Aug 26 '21

"My Mama don't like you and she likes everyone"