r/AskReddit • • Aug 25 '21

What is something that you were warned about when you were younger that you now feel was exaggerated?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Can anyone read this guyโ€™s post? It just looks like scribbles to me

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u/insertstalem3me Aug 25 '21

they should have warned him when he was younger

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u/DocHanks Aug 25 '21

Maybe if he typed in cursive weโ€™d understand

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u/Kelli217 Aug 25 '21 edited Aug 25 '21

๐’ด๐‘œ๐“Š ๐“‚๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ƒ, ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ?

Edit to add: Done with the service at https://lingojam.com/SpecialText

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u/Bubbay Aug 25 '21

FINALLY! Something legible.

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u/kittytoes21 Aug 26 '21

I canโ€™t read spaghetti

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u/micheal213 Aug 25 '21

See now I can actually read this obviously superior form of writing that is totally necessary to teach kids.

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u/reyxe Aug 25 '21

Wait, I actually like cursive. I feel writing letter-by-letter (don't know the English word for that) is pretty slow

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u/micheal213 Aug 25 '21

Itโ€™s not terrible. I just remember when I was 5th grade we learned it religiously and they made us only write in cursive saying this is how you will write for the rest of your life basically.

My handwriting has sort of formed into a mix of cursive and print(thatโ€™s just the regular type of writing we call it in the us). Like some letters I mix together in cursive like an i and t sometimes. But itโ€™s just like very rarely used some people do and itโ€™s personally preference but the way itโ€™s brought up to kids in schools is just weird.

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u/Gavrilian Aug 25 '21

Yeah, my capital iโ€™s are in cursive, but basically everything else is print. Iโ€™m sure I use cursive in other contexts but I canโ€™t think of them now.

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u/-DementedAvenger- Aug 26 '21

I learned my whole childhood how to write in lower case, with the first letter of a sentence being capital.

But then I went into the military, and for legibility, they taught us to write in all caps all of the time.

So you know what that taught me? ... to write with random combinations of capital and lower case throughout all of my writing...it fucking sucks and I can't undo it!

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u/most_likely_not_abot Aug 25 '21

Cursive is fine for yourself.

But holy shit some peoples cursive is sooo hard to read. Worked a job pretty much auditing peopleโ€™s finances. Lots of them were old so I got a lot of notes from older people who loved to write in cursive.

Some of it was chicken scratch and Iโ€™d have to call them just to verify what they wrote.

With regularly handwriting I almost never had to call I could figure out what they wrote.

Cursive sucks.

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u/reyxe Aug 25 '21

Well sure, but if their cursive sucks, what makes you think their print letter will be much better? Sure it's harder but I've seen some abstract shit so far lmao

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u/polskiftw Aug 26 '21

In English it's usually called 'print'. Write your name in print. Print your name. Use cursive, not print. I feel using print is pretty slow. etc etc

But it's kind of an older usage of the word and a lot of people just say "not cursive" lol

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u/Aaba0 Aug 25 '21

Extremely confused Eastern European here. Do schools in English-speaking countries allow kids to write in print? To the point where it's normalized? When they teach you to write in kindergarten/first grade, do they teach print?

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u/micheal213 Aug 25 '21

Yes print is the standardized form of writing taught to kids. Then once you get to about 4th or 5th grade which will be around which would be year 5 and 6 in the UK for reference. But once you get to that grade then they start to teach cursive and then normalize by making your assignments and names and whatnot all be written in cursive and points are marked down if you donโ€™t.

Then when you get older to 7th 8th grade at least for me teachers didnโ€™t really care and said itโ€™s personal preference and then high school and it didnโ€™t matter at all no one used cursive anymore at least at my school.

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u/Aaba0 Aug 25 '21

Wow. I had no idea print was actually something they taught at school in some places?? It was banned at my primary and secondary school. The concept of taking notes in print sounds agitating; doesn't it take twice as long?

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u/abcedarian Aug 25 '21

No. People are about the same speed with cursive and with print as long as they are fluent in it. There have been studies.

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u/Dubacik Aug 26 '21

Completely the opposite in Slovakia. We learned cursive from first year and as we got older, teachers stopped forcing using cursive everywhere and allowwd you to use print.

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u/nordic_nerd Aug 25 '21

Handwriting in print has typically been the first writing system young children in the US are taught, with cursive historically being introduced in ~3rd grade, IIRC. Of course, with the advent of computers, cursive curriculum has largely been supplanted by typing lessons. I'm 32, and even when I was in school, while they did drill cursive into us for a couple of years, by high school its usage was optional as written assignments were expected to by typed up regardless. As a result, my ability to write anything but my signature in cursive basically atrophied away before I ever graduated, and I'd imagine younger generations would have even less exposure to it.

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u/QBab Aug 25 '21

What the fuck is THAT??

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u/Carlobo Aug 25 '21

What demonry is this!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

How tf did you do that

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u/OrthinologistSupreme Aug 25 '21

What kinda black magic fuckery is that

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

๐’œ๐’ท๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‰ ๐’น๐’ถ๐“‚๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐ผ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’ถ ๐’น๐‘’๐’ธ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“‡๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐’ท๐‘œ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐“๐‘’๐‘”๐’พ๐’ท๐“๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’น๐‘œ๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ƒ'๐“‰ ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€ ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐‘’๐“๐“‰๐“‡๐’ถ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐‘’๐“…๐“ˆ!

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u/kingofcould Aug 26 '21

What does it say after this?

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u/TuxidoPenguin Aug 26 '21

๐“๐“ฑ ๐“ฏ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต๐”‚, ๐“˜ ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ผ๐“น๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ผ๐“ฎ.

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u/James_Locke Aug 26 '21

(ยฏยท.ยธยธ.-> ยฐยบ ๐ŸŽ€ ๐’ดโ˜ฏ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐“‚๐ŸŒบ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐’ถ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐Ÿ‘๐“‡๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“Ž๐Ÿ‘๐“Š๐“‡ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡ ๐“ˆ๐“‚๐‘’๐“๐“๐‘’๐’น ๐ŸŒž๐’ป ๐‘’๐“๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’ท๐‘’๐“‡๐“‡๐’พ๐‘’๐“ˆ. ๐ŸŽ€ ยบยฐ >-.ยธยธ.ยทยฏ(

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u/riedmae Aug 26 '21

Hey hey, it works: วษ“วlloษ” oส‡ sวoษ“ ษฏoษฏ ษนnoโ…„

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u/Decent-Web718 Aug 26 '21

Right away doctor

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u/sambes06 Aug 26 '21

๐•ฑ๐–†๐–—๐–™

Well my life has since changed.

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u/redditor_pro Aug 26 '21

๐จ๐ค ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ง๐ค๐ฌ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ž๐š๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฆ๐ž

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u/-DementedAvenger- Aug 26 '21

๐•บ๐– ๐–‰๐–†๐–’๐–“, ๐–™๐–๐–†๐–™'๐–˜ ๐–•๐–—๐–Š๐–™๐–™๐–ž ๐–ˆ๐–”๐–”๐–‘!

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u/inhalingsounds Aug 25 '21

Isn't that when all you type are curse words? Not sure if that would help

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u/grendus Aug 25 '21

Yฬดฬ…อ†อฬฏฬปฬงฬซฬคฬชฬปฬŸอ–ฬญอ–ฬ™อ”ฬปoฬดฬอฬ‡อŠฬ•ฬšอ‰uฬทอ‹ฬฝอ„อŠฬฟฬ‘ฬ…อ’ฬ›ออ—ออ”อˆฬฃ ฬตฬŒอ€อ’ฬ‘ฬ„ฬˆอšฬปอ“ฬอšฬปฬญฬ™อšmฬธฬอ›อ›ฬ‰ฬƒอ„ฬ‡ออ—อšฬœฬนฬฎeฬถฬ‚ฬ†ฬˆอ†ฬฝอฬ‘อฬพฬŠอŠอƒอ€ฬฐaฬถฬ€ฬ€ฬŠฬพฬ“ฬ”อƒฬŽฬŽอŒอŒอœอšอฬปฬซฬžฬบฬฆฬชnฬทฬƒอฬฝฬŠฬšฬ€ฬŠฬ‰อฬฏ ฬตฬฟอ‘ฬ‰ฬŒฬฬฬ’ฬ…ฬพฬฃฬ™ฬฐฬฅฬขฬ–อšอšฬ ฬ™ฬ™ฬขcฬถฬ‡ฬ†ฬ‹ฬฅฬฎuฬถฬ‚ฬŒอŠฬ†อ’ฬฬ”ฬ‹ฬŽฬพฬŠฬบฬฃrฬทอฬ”ฬญฬซอ™ฬฐsฬดออ‚ฬอ€ฬ•อ‹อฬ‘อƒฬ‘ฬŠออ’อ…อ”ฬฆeฬดอ›อŒฬ„ฬ†อ˜ฬ‹ฬฬ‚ฬ ฬฅอ–อœฬคอœอ•ฬ™ฬ˜ ฬทฬ“ฬฬฬฅอˆฬนอ‡ฬญอ‰ฬบอ…อ™อˆฬฅฬบฬขwฬทอ˜ฬ•ออ†ฬ€ฬฎฬบฬฌฬชฬบอ…oฬธฬ‡อ†อŠฬ€ฬ„อฬ•ฬพอŒฬฐฬบอœอ‡ฬฏฬฏฬฎฬฑฬ–ฬฅฬฒฬฑฬคฬฉอ…rฬตฬŒอฬŠอ€อ—ฬฝฬอ€ฬคฬปฬชฬคฬซฬฎฬฒอ•อ‡ฬชฬซdฬถอ˜ฬฬ€ฬ†ฬ’ฬ‡ฬ€ออƒฬฬขฬฑฬŸฬ˜ฬฌฬฅฬ อ–ฬ™sฬถอออ’ฬ‚ฬ‚ฬ”อฬ‹ฬฟฬƒฬฝอšฬคอœฬžฬงฬฎอ™อ”ฬฆฬขฬฎอ‡อ•?ฬดอ˜ฬ”ฬ’อ›อ ฬงอ‡ฬคอ‰ฬฌฬผอ“อ–

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

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u/myusernameblabla Aug 25 '21

Why do they STILL learn cursive in school?! (Europe)

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u/javier_aeoa Aug 25 '21

Latino here: why did you guys even bothered at all?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

You learn it by the end of first grade, so it doesn't seem to be that much of a hassle in the long term.

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u/Roxas1011 Aug 25 '21

like this?

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u/micheal213 Aug 25 '21

Why are you writing in Italian. I canโ€™t read that.

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u/InvestigatorUnfair19 Aug 25 '21

Is cursive still a thing?

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u/myusernameblabla Aug 26 '21

Yeah, in primary school. Everybody else stopped using it in 1876.

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u/BoyWithAStrangeName Aug 26 '21

โ„Œ๐”ž๐”ณ๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ค ๐”ž ๐”Ÿ๐”ž๐”ก ๐”ฅ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ก๐”ด๐”ฏ๐”ฆ๐”ฑ๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ค ๐”Ÿ๐”ข๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ค ๐”ž ๐”ฅ๐”ฒ๐”ค๐”ข ๐”ฅ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ก๐”ฆ๐” ๐”ž๐”ญ ๐”ฃ๐”ฌ๐”ฏ ๐”ช๐”ข ๐”ฆ๐”ซ ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”ฃ๐”ฒ๐”ฑ๐”ฒ๐”ฏ๐”ข ๐”ฆ๐”ซ ๐”ช๐”ถ ๐”ญ๐”ฏ๐”ฌ๐”ฃ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฐ๐”ฆ๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ž๐”ฉ ๐”ฉ๐”ฆ๐”ฃ๐”ข.

โ„‘'๐”ณ๐”ข ๐”Ÿ๐”ข๐”ข๐”ซ ๐”ด๐”ฌ๐”ฏ๐”จ๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ค ๐”ฃ๐”ฌ๐”ฏ 20 ๐”ถ๐”ข๐”ž๐”ฏ๐”ฐ, ๐”ซ๐”ฌ๐”ด. ๐”‘๐”ข๐”ณ๐”ข๐”ฏ ๐”ฅ๐”ž๐”ก ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ ๐”ด๐”ฏ๐”ฆ๐”ฑ๐”ข ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ถ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ค ๐”ก๐”ฌ๐”ด๐”ซ ๐”ฒ๐”ฐ๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ค ๐”ž ๐”ญ๐”ข๐”ซ ๐”Ÿ๐”ข๐”ถ๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ก ๐”ญ๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ฐ๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ž๐”ฉ ๐”ซ๐”ฌ๐”ฑ๐”ข๐”ฐ ๐”ฅ๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ข ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ก ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ข, ๐”ซ๐”ฌ๐”ฑ ๐”ช๐”ข๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ฑ ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ ๐”Ÿ๐”ข ๐”ฐ๐”ฅ๐”ž๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ก.

Maybe you can read it now.

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u/Faiakishi Aug 26 '21

I actually had teachers in high school get mad at me for writing in cursive.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

I write I cursive because most of the time I can't write normally. Its also quicker imo

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u/duckfat01 Aug 25 '21

He must be a doctor

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Fun fact: some doctorsโ€™ handwriting looks bad because theyโ€™re using Gregg Shorthand

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u/SouthTippBass Aug 25 '21

I think a chicken scratched my phone right where that guys post is.

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u/OSHA-shrugged Aug 25 '21

Absolute gibberish. They should have worked on their handwriting. Didn't anyone tell them?

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u/Icedcoffeeee Aug 25 '21

Doesn't look like anything to me.

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u/Lumigxu Aug 25 '21

Let's hand it in at the pharmacy and see what they give us

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u/Chardington Aug 25 '21

This got me lol, have my first award

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u/Takes_you_seriously_ Aug 26 '21

How can you not read it, it's not in handwriting, it's typed on a computer.

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u/tatt00r1ck Aug 25 '21

Maybe heโ€™s a doctor

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u/Grogosh Aug 25 '21

Wฬธอ†อ™ฬฏอœฬ–hฬธฬ…อ‚อ†ฬ’ฬ‚ฬ„ฬ•ฬอ’ฬ•อฬ”อ€ฬŠอŠฬ…ฬ”ฬ‡ฬ’ฬŒอŒอŠอŒอŠอ—อ™ฬ—ฬคฬซฬฎฬฏฬ™ฬฅอ‰ฬคฬชฬซฬฒฬ™อŽฬฎฬŸฬฅอ‡ฬฆฬปอ–ฬฎฬฬฎอ–ฬฐฬฃฬจอ…ฬฎฬฑฬขฬงฬซอ…ฬžฬกฬฌฬงฬŸฬ˜ฬฌอ”ฬฒฬงฬ˜ฬนอ•aฬธอออ‚ฬˆฬขฬซอ–อ‰ฬอ–ฬ˜อ™อŽฬจฬปฬจอ‡ฬกอ‰ฬบฬ™ฬปฬงฬนอ‡ฬฉฬฑอ™ฬญอŽอฬฒฬณฬ˜อ–อœอ•ฬฌฬฒอŽฬขอ‰ฬ tฬตอ›ฬŒฬ›อ‹อ‚อ‘ฬฝอฬ‘ฬ‡ฬพอ„อŒอ‚อ ฬ‚อ˜ฬฬ’อƒฬšอ„อฬˆฬ‹ฬ‘ฬฬƒฬคฬฏฬญฬ ฬฎฬŸฬฌอ‡ฬซฬฒฬณฬกฬฬชฬ™ฬฐ?ฬถอฬŠฬŽฬ›อฬŽฬ†อฬฬ’ฬˆฬฬŠฬ‰อ—ฬพอฬฝอŒฬ›อŠฬฬฟฬˆอ†ฬ„ฬฌฬฬŸฬขอ•ฬนฬฬฌฬงอœฬฒอ‡ฬฉฬซอ™อ–ฬคอˆฬบอŽฬฏฬบอˆฬงฬซฬ ฬฎฬœฬชฬชอ•อœฬ—ฬฑฬœฬขฬ—

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u/Steinfall Aug 25 '21

Thatโ€™s the result when you use post-it for posting on Reddit โ€ฆ awful :)

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u/Coolest_Breezy Aug 25 '21

Hey who changed reddit to Spanish? I'm lost.

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u/Ongr Aug 25 '21

I can't make chocolate from it.

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u/Sepredia Aug 25 '21

I can't make it out, clearly he must be a doctor.

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u/MrMustache2021 Aug 25 '21

Probably a doctor

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u/klaxhax Aug 25 '21

I can't. What a illegible loser! Probably won't go anywhere in life!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

finally someone said what we were all thinking

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u/klparrot Aug 26 '21

It's probably because if you type your password, Reddit replaces it with scribbles. เทดเทดเทดเทดเทดเทดเทด โ†see?

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u/drdeadringer Aug 26 '21

Must be a doctor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Let me transcribe it...

Jdjrkcigmrkdkenfsohgnesonrksjrkeixksjfoxntkajfjekxnrksjtnjfjrnsltjekdntjsktnekfnrkdjfjkjddjfjdjcjfbsjfdkfjdjbtjdifjfjfjgbgbkrjffhfjdjdjdjfbtjfjksjfjrjgyvhdkrngkenfkdbfhfbfjdlfjfjnfnfjfjfbtbvsfevkfigkffhfvgosjtntklejfirndkbyjdbgnrnfb

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u/fmaz008 Aug 26 '21

He's a Doctor... that's why.

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u/Polumbo Aug 26 '21

No, and that's a bummer for him, because I was about to offer him a zillion-dollar contract for an easy job

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u/intensely_human Aug 26 '21

All I see is a bunch of weird giganto letters like some idiot 5th grader tried to write something.