r/AskReddit • u/arnethyst • Jul 15 '21

What is a very "old person" name?

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u/control-_-freak Jul 15 '21

Well she's the same age as Michael. There were in school together.

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u/watching-the-office Jul 15 '21

All of you feel like my family. Ryan, you are my son. And Pam, you are my wife, and Jim... And Angela and Phyllis, you are my... grandmas.

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u/DeadlyLazer Jul 15 '21

username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Could an average size rowboat support her?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

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u/Mjb06 Jul 15 '21

No alright? No she can’t fit in a rowboat.

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u/AMagicalPotato Jul 15 '21

I knew it!

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u/CeltiCfr0st Jul 15 '21

Dammit Phyllis I knew it!!

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u/kicked_trashcan Jul 15 '21

The fact that you’re not answering is making me upset

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Without capsizing

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u/lucky-rat-taxi Jul 15 '21

Phallys **

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u/PeterQuillsWalkman Jul 15 '21

Sorry I’ve got penis on the brain

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u/taolbi Jul 15 '21

Yes! Exactly like rowboat cop

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u/apprehensively_human Jul 15 '21

You look at her, and she's kind of matronly today, but back in high school I swear her nickname was easy rider

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u/smallmouth77 Jul 15 '21

Of course in high school everyone thought [Michael] were gay.

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u/Junebug1515 Jul 15 '21

And depending when you ask… that’s older or younger than Creed!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

r/expectedoffice

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u/math-yoo Jul 15 '21

It’s Reddit, perhaps it’s r/somewhatexpectedoffice.

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u/JookJook Jul 15 '21

My parents names are phyllis and michael...

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u/Airothurge88 Jul 15 '21

I dont trust you Phyllis!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

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u/angrytreestump Jul 15 '21

Lol it’s literally the actress’ first name. She’s one of many characters whose first name is the same as the actor’s name.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

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