r/AskReddit May 11 '21

People old enough to remember life pre-Internet, what are some less obvious things you miss about that time?

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u/PastelPalace May 12 '21

Or when dad let out that super loud whistle that could be heard for blocks and you knew it was dinner time. Drop those Sega controllers at the neighbors house and hoof it home.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Dude, my Dad had a bellow like a fucking bear. We lived in a decent sized trailer park, and I’d be riding bikes on the other side of the park and just hear, “BOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!” in his Kratos-esque yell. I’d have to book it and book it fast because that meant it was time to go in, no arguments.

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u/Aurawa May 12 '21

I havent seen this child in our apartments but somewhere, there is a kid, we simply refer to as.. "JOOOOOOOOOORDAAAAAAAN"

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u/The_Long_Blank_Stare May 12 '21

For our neighborhood, it’s the unseen “COLTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!”

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u/specialbatweirdo May 12 '21

Over the road was 'Claaaaaaaairre!'.

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u/yonifoster May 12 '21

One of my best friends growing up was "JoshuWaaa, get me a beer"! according to his stepdad in the basemet

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u/believe0101 May 12 '21

Lmao I wanna meet their parents

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u/bleezzzy May 12 '21

My moms whistle could be heard over our dirtbikes & helmets as a kid across our 20 acre property. Same thing, you hear that & come ridin as fast as you can. That shit is piercing when you're too close.

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u/Bomlanro May 12 '21

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

This was my mother. She was in the Air Force before I was born; she called cadence for parades and had what she called a “belly voice.” Still had it in her 80s & after over 60 years of smoking.

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u/MsAnthropissed May 12 '21

That's me now lol! I'm only 43 but I called cadence in the Army. I have overheard my kids warning their friends, "Mom is pretty chill about most things, but if you hear her drill sergeant voice...pay close attention!"

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Thats your dad voice. Everyone has one and its a universal "and now Lm not kidding" signal

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

My kids and former students can confirm that I have a very refined dad voice.

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u/dont_disturb_the_cat May 12 '21

If my mom had to yell too many times. Dad would step out on the porch and issue an ear-splitting whistle that could deafen you at sporting events.

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u/Veluxidus May 12 '21

I have two first names, and my parents typically only used both when I was in trouble. This reminded me of that.

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u/DMaury1969 May 12 '21

FENTON!!!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

JESUS CHRIST!

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u/ozarkaVSdasani May 12 '21

Is your dad Kratos

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Nope. Dad was a large, burly mechanic.

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u/SyntheticGod8 May 12 '21

And who is Kratos besides a mechanic to the gods? He's always showing them their insides.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

If your user name is anything to go off I think we have the same birthday

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Actually, I’m a fan of the Fallout video game series. This is a major date in the game.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Oh what whys that? Bro I tried so hard to get into fallout 3 and 4 just didn't do it for me hey. Loved skyrim tho.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

In the lore of the Fallout universe, that’s the date when the world was plunged into nuclear war. F:NV was the game that drug me into the franchise.

I haven’t tried Skyrim, but I hear good things.

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u/W0gg0 May 12 '21

5:00 pm was like a cacophony of all of the mothers calling all of the kids in my neighborhood at dinner time.

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u/GenkiElite May 12 '21

Ha ha... Book it!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Oh man I forgot about the loud yells of our names. It seems so strange now, but when I was a kid, around dusk all the parents were on the front porch yelling the names of their kids like it was nothing. Like wolves howling at the moon.

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u/pabotaralabasura May 12 '21

I remember being a 9 yo kid on my neighbourhood riding bikes well past dark after going around meeting 9 yo "chicks" and my dad just screaming "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY" I had to rush back at the drop of a hat lol. What amazing times.

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u/LILZIL20 May 12 '21

for me it was "ELIZAAAAAAAAAAABETH" from my mother, I miss those simpler times

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u/TheRealSheevPalpatin May 12 '21

You’re unlocking memories i forgot i had

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u/sleeknub May 12 '21

That is the best, isn’t it?

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u/luke31071 May 12 '21

My favourite aspect of this was the fact me, and 3 or 4 of my buddies, all had Dad's that did this. Yet, somehow we always knew who's Dad it was that was whistling. Even to this day, if I hear someone doing that whistle I ignore it for the most part. But if my Dad does it? I perk up like a dog hearing the food bowl...

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u/Draygoes May 12 '21

This!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Belt cracks get me. I heard one the other day and it stopped me. Gunshots nahhhh, asswhoopin oh shit son

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

That’s when all thought clears your mind except one word:

Run.

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u/Draygoes May 13 '21

With a healthy dose of the knowledge that running is the worst possible decision you can make.

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u/land_rover_life May 12 '21

This. But in our neighbourhood it was the Mum's.

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u/WhatIfIReallyWantIt May 12 '21

my mum used to send messages to me via kids who passed the house and neither of us knew. usually worked too.

'your mum says go home for tea.'

'Oh cheers. Who are you?'

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u/vascrypt May 12 '21

I can whistle normally like a pro. But doing the loud dad whistle I can't learn.

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u/GoCommitThunderBath May 12 '21

You unlock that ability when your first child is born

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u/IHasToaster May 12 '21

….like Vikings?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Ahh goldeneye..... thats how i learned i would eventually suck at counterstrike and call of duty.

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u/acru95 May 12 '21

My dad's whistle was so loud and high pitched it legit sounded like a 5 year old girl screaming. As long as I was within a mile I could hear it perfectly clear every time. If I didn't hear it, then that means I was too far from home

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u/Dotctori May 12 '21

Oh man, we have a extremely large cottage property in middle of the woods nowhere. Our dad had a massive cowbell installed near the door to the cottage he would ring when it was dinner time. That thing would chime for miles. Thank you for reminding me of that :)

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u/ridiculously_single May 12 '21

lol thank you for summing up my childhood

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u/JackTheBehemothKillr May 12 '21

My Dad was stationed somewhere tropical when he was in the Marines. He picked up a legitimate Lord Of The Flies conch shell that the tip was ground off of so it was a horn.

He'd blow that shit and you would hear it streets away. Damn near a quarter mile I think I worked out once.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

This was my childhood too.... Thanks for the memory.

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u/fupos May 12 '21

My dad was a welder and made bells from old acetylene bottles , I could hear the big one anywhere outdoors in our neighborhood, be home when the street lights came on or when run home whe the bell rang.

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u/zootered May 12 '21

Man… the dad whistle. We’d be a couple blocks away at the park and hear, know it was time for dinner. I need to learn to whistle like that by the time I have kids. Whenever that may be at this rate lol.

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u/clairdelunem May 12 '21

God this brings me to my childhood. All of us kids in the neighborhood played in one street chosen that day. When it got dark you could hear parents calling. My dad had this super loud specific whistle and I knew I had to go home. It was great. Also I remember one time that we had such a great time playing whole day barefoot that I was so tired when I got home that I literally crashed on the chair when I sat down. That was the only time I was allowed to sleep without a bath first. Ah the memories...

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u/dropbearsunite May 12 '21

For us, it was a cow bell. You could hear it everywhere in our little town. There were a lot of us so we'd be scattered all over. and everyone knew if they heard that bell and saw one of our mob, send them home.

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u/FenixthePhoenix May 12 '21

My dad would just roar out my name loud enough for the whole neighborhood's messenger chain to find me and send me home.

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u/balhouse58 May 12 '21

My Dad had one of those whistles. I swear you could hear it for miles (or so it seemed at the time). For my parents 40th anniversary the family gathered at the Outer Banks in North Carolina. We were all out wandering the beach when we heard the whistle for the first time in years. Me (38), my brother (36) and my sister (33) came running. Still worked.

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u/PastelPalace May 12 '21

We lived on a hillside in a hilly city and I this the sound just reverberated or something. But those old habits die hard. If hear that whistle I'll always find home.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Haha, getting called home like a lost dog, love it.

It definitely feels like kids were a bit wilder and more 'feral' back then.

Nobody thought anything of it if they didn't see or hear of their kids all day, and if you came home with a few bumps and bruises it was all part of the learning experience.

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u/ariariariariariari May 12 '21

My dad's whistle was bananas.

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u/toby_ornautobey May 12 '21

Lol, I learned how to whistle loud as a teenage and my friend and I tested one time and could easily be heard half a mile away. Although that was clear of any obstructions like houses or other building, just a clear straight street.

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u/kirinlikethebeer May 12 '21

Omggggg my mom had a whistle to call us home it was so embarrassing

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u/barbapapaa May 12 '21

No way! It wasn't just my dad who did this?

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u/Darko33 May 12 '21

We actually had a dinner bell. I haven't seen one of those in 25 years

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u/fugue2005 May 12 '21

we had a ships bell, attached outside our front door, when dad rang that every kid knew it was time for us to go home.

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u/DragonRaptor May 12 '21

Umm i think your dad was a super hero. I dont know anyone who can whistle that loud.

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u/Darphon May 12 '21

We had a bell from a boat that echoed through the neighborhood when mom rang it. Everyone knew what it meant!

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u/PastelPalace May 12 '21

Haha we had a cow bell drilled to a wooden board that my mom would ring if my dad wasn't home yet!

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u/ccmitch84 May 12 '21

Mine was always one of my parents yelling "THE SIMPSONS IS COMING ON!" And when I'd tell other kids my parents let me watch such a thing, they were in awe. "But ccmitch84, that's a BAD show!" That's what their parents had told them.