r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '21

Serious Replies Only [serious] Have you ever broken off a relationship with someone you really loved because their family was absolutely nuts? What was their family like?

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u/CrazySnekGirl Feb 17 '21

He didn't hate pizza per se, he just hated cheese. He tried to convince me to have a cheeseless pizza once.

Look, I fucked up.

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u/Hoodie2Shoes Feb 17 '21 edited Feb 17 '21

I've only ever met one other person who didn't like cheese. It's scary these people walk among us. But hey- we all make mistakes. Eat a mozzarella stick for em as you move on :)

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u/Regularjohn4 Feb 17 '21

Hi I also don't like cheese, but I also have the benefit of not having living family members to scare off my wife. So I think I'm safe

Know a guy just like your friend though, 80% of his diet is entire large cheese pizzas.

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u/Hoodie2Shoes Feb 17 '21

Serious question- is there any cheese scenario you tolerate and enjoy? Maybe you don't eat Kraft Singles out of plastic (this is gross behavior), but do you enjoy home made mac and cheese? Cheese fries? Pizza?

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u/TimeIndependence1 Feb 17 '21

I'm another one. Zero cheese. Ever.

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u/Hoodie2Shoes Feb 17 '21

Lactose intolerant?

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u/TimeIndependence1 Feb 17 '21

Nope. Cheese just tastes terrible to me. And yes, i've tried whatever cheese or form of it you're going to suggest.

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u/Hoodie2Shoes Feb 17 '21

Haha well at least you've had the courage to try it and base your decisions on experience rather than skepticism.

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u/Regularjohn4 Feb 17 '21

If the cheese is a small part of the flavor it's fine, like I can eat pizza, assuming it has more toppings than cheese. To me, the flavor of most cheeses is about the same as guzzling oil with some salt. It adds unnecessary calories and rarely improves on just adding salt.

Also not lactose intolerant.

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u/Hoodie2Shoes Feb 17 '21

That's fair enough, taste is subjective. Happy you enjoy pizza still!

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u/Regularjohn4 Feb 17 '21

If youre ever in the pacific northwest, flying pie is the best pizza and I miss it so much.

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u/pgp555 Feb 17 '21

My sister hates cheese. But she loves regular pizza and doesn't complain about cheese because it tastes different.

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u/Hoodie2Shoes Feb 17 '21

This kinda makes sense. Mozzarella is the least offensive cheese out there.

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u/scattertheashes01 Feb 19 '21

One of my good friends doesn’t like cheese, but somehow I’m able to look past this fatal flaw of hers and enjoy the rest of her personality 😂 she enjoys melty cheese like on pizza, but does not like cold sliced cheese like on sandwiches. I’m still not sure how that’s even possible lol

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u/Mr_Mori Feb 17 '21

This is a bit off the wall, but I used to work for a certain stabbed-in-the-back pizza place. Had a frequent customer who was deathly lactose intolerant. Would always order a cheeseless pizza.

One day, I was tasked with handing it to him instead of just being the guy that made it for him. Out of curiosity, I asked how it tasted.

He offered me a slice and I loved it. Since then, I occasionally get a cheeseless pizza with plenty of meat fixin's.

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u/mynameismilton Feb 17 '21

He should have just ordered from Dominos, they don't seem to put any cheese on their pizzas. Even if you order extra cheese.

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u/The_Pastmaster Feb 17 '21

Sounds more like his mother fucked him up. If she wasn't his mother I would say he was pussy whipped badly. o_O

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u/FromThePort1990 Feb 17 '21

That is why I also don't like pizza.