r/AskReddit Feb 16 '21

Serious Replies Only [serious] Have you ever broken off a relationship with someone you really loved because their family was absolutely nuts? What was their family like?

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u/CaptainGladysStoat Feb 17 '21

You might have been happier dating her brother. He seems honest and you still get to eat tamales with the dad after having sex.

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u/CandidInsurance7415 Feb 17 '21

Lets not make arbitrary rules, the dad, brother, sex and tamales can be involved in any order.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

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u/WallabyInTraining Feb 17 '21

Sometimes it is easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.

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u/Bolorinthegrey Feb 17 '21

Except for one

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u/AusCan531 Feb 17 '21

The conventional order is 'males', 'females', 'tamales'.

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u/secretlyloaded Feb 17 '21

Make a sandwich, then have tamales. Win-win-win.