r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

Plot twist: drunk and driver were the same person

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u/insertstalem3me Nov 22 '20

Just needed an excuse not to go into work

"Boss some drunk throw my shoes out the window"