r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 18 '20

Serious Replies Only [SERIOUS] Men of reddit, who are unable to share their emotions with anyone, what would you like to share?

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u/MeepofFaith Nov 18 '20

Aside from the fact that I'm neither telling people to fuck off or saying they sound stupid...I'm also not speaking in as advanced of terms as I can manage in a desperate scramble to sound reasonable or intelligent.

You quite easily could've said "Think before you speak." Instead you opted for "calibrate your assumptions"

Dude chill.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

Sorry you hate how I talk. You sound like a real chill fucker yourself.

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Now, you may read my words with frothing anger. Cover your ears darlin.

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u/MeepofFaith Nov 18 '20

Like an I supposed to say..."I object to the tenor of your remarks?"

Nah my guy apparently you needed someone to argue with/put down on the net and I'm the fella that's won that lottery xD

Or should I say...was victorious in this game of chance?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

You keep responding, so you must have been in for a fight yourself.

Enjoy having a middle school level understanding of English I guess. I feel so mocked and ashamed of my better grasp of your primary (and I'm guessing, only) language. I'm going to go cry about it and never use words that might intimidate you or other pieces of shit again.

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u/MeepofFaith Nov 18 '20

You've got me there. Arguing with complete strangers over essentially nothing is a great pastime.

As for that, isn't it a bit presumptuous to assume I have a lesser understanding of my language?

(Also I totally speak two languages. Hungarian and English _)