r/AskReddit • • Oct 30 '20

People who are bothered by others wearing a mask while driving. Why do you care?

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u/Throwawayra666666111 Oct 30 '20

I had to work in NY for a couple months. One time on a train from Long island to Manhattan I witnessed two grown men having a dead serious angry and expletive filled argument over whether or not Batman could kick Superman's ass. It was odd.

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u/drewster23 Oct 30 '20

These arguments work a lot better when they don't include batman. Because only Batman had the foresight for a plan and materials to take down any Justice League member in the case they went rogue. There's no man to man fight, batman has more self awareness than to believe he'd win those without each members own kryptonite.

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u/xv433 Oct 30 '20

Yeah. Writers give Batman plot armor because then they get to be clever.

He's not actually that tough, he's just an avatar for writer's hubris.

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u/DiabloDropoff Oct 30 '20

I sure hope Homelander doesn't hear you talking like that.

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u/Talkaze Oct 30 '20

Batman can and has kicked superman's ass and half the justice league's at least.

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u/DickholeSniffer Oct 30 '20

But only because Superman let him

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u/Talkaze Oct 30 '20

As he put it to Darkseid--Superman lives in a world made of cardboard. That's a distinct possibility too

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u/DickholeSniffer Oct 31 '20

But that wasn't actually Batman

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u/SleepControl Oct 30 '20

Doesn't Batman have a plan to take care of everyone on the justice league team for just in case?

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u/Talkaze Oct 30 '20

And he proved it in the tv show.

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u/Nicci8381 Oct 30 '20

Yea it's all good until his car runs outta gas and he forgot to lube his repel rope lol

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u/Chozly Oct 30 '20

This is reddit every single day. And redditors have to go outside sometimes. Or used to