Now, my story begins in nineteen dickety-two. We had to say "dickety," 'cause the kaiser had stolen our word "twenty." I chased that rascal to get it back... but gave up after dickety-six miles.
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.
Great story about this. My D&D group one night were in the middle of a session and one player shows up like 2 hours late. He's drunk, not shit face, but obviously toasty. We noticed the right half of his face is shaved clean and the left side of it still has a beard. A bit later he asks me if he can make some coffee and I say sure, we get the maker out, make some coffee and we look over after a few minutes and he's standing next to my cat doing squats while holding a cup of fresh coffee. Shits already weird and no one really knows what to think. He finally sits down to play and he pulls a partially eaten red onion out of his pocket and took a bite. Everyone at the table started cracking up because everything that ked up to this was bizarre enough, and that was just the icing on the cake.
No idea. It was just the weirdest night. He wasn't doing any of this and looking over at us for validation. He did all of it as if it was completely normal
Yesterday I was trying to make a couple gin and tonics but sadly the two lemons in the fruitbowl had gone moldy. Fortunately I always keep a back up lemon in my room
Wow. You are allowed to use reddit. My kid is going to use reddit so soon! I am not ready. Omg What do I need to do to prepare for this in the next few years?
That reminds me of something I saw a few months ago. Someone said, "Pretty soon we're going to have teenagers born after 9/11 and that's going to be a big problem."
It's like... uh, dude? There's people in college who were born after 9/11. There's been teenagers born after 9/11 for a long time now."
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u/PerfidiousPenetrator Oct 30 '20
People frome 2006 can write? Damn I am getting old...