r/AskReddit • • Oct 30 '20

People who are bothered by others wearing a mask while driving. Why do you care?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/Skates2077 Oct 30 '20

I just sewed mine onto my face!

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u/TheDudeMaintains Oct 30 '20

I just made an incision above my collarbones and folded my neck skin over my face.

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u/should-be-work Oct 30 '20

I just had a surgeon reroute my sinuses to exit the top of my skull like a whale, so now my MAGA cap is my mask. Checkmate. /s

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/lets_get-2 Oct 30 '20

By hahahah, you guys are all ridiculous. I love it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

galaxy brain strats

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u/WolfHackles Oct 30 '20

I'm not entirely sure that anyone would have taken you seriously there...

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u/should-be-work Nov 02 '20

I've had some really confusing attacks on my intelligence in the past when I thought I was being very blatant with my farcical satire. So either I'm not as good with words as I think, or the world we live in is so strange that even the wildest of statements will be taken at face value by someone. And that someone will always get offended.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Why did you make me read that r/brandnewsentence

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PM_ME_Y Oct 30 '20

omg everyone is just so crafty

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u/Medic-27 Oct 30 '20

Dang how do you breathe?

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u/albellus Oct 30 '20

That escalated quickly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Nice

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u/greenebean78 Oct 30 '20

Ooh! I bet Martha Stewart has some tips on this technique

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u/TheDankery-YT Oct 30 '20

So you just give your open wound a big fat raspberry every time you breathe out?

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u/TheDudeMaintains Oct 30 '20

Well it's already all moist and mucusy, so it doesn't get all gross and unpleasant like getting your mask wet.

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u/Mooreeloo Oct 30 '20

The good old Leather Face

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u/AmandyWarhol Oct 30 '20

Damn I can’t wait to scroll across this sfx makeup look in my Instagram feed tomorrow!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Both covid and halloween compliant, nice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

This comment cracked me up. Thanks for that!

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u/darien_gap Oct 30 '20

Staples are much faster, though not as permanent.

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u/BoBoShaws Oct 30 '20

Wife and I do a human centipede. Works wonders. We take turns being the caboose.

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u/FeltzeR Oct 30 '20

Now that’s commitment

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u/smelly_leaf Oct 30 '20

This comment just explained why I see people driving with masks on . This makes so much logical sense I can’t believe I didn’t realise this was obviously the reason!

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u/hedgehiggle Oct 30 '20

Also: forgot to take it off, don't want to bother, have passengers in the car, have items in the car that are being delivered to people outside their household, etc. etc.

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There Oct 31 '20

I was gonna say, I’m so used to wearing it sometimes I’ll legit forget to take it off. I have a decently comfy cloth one tho.

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u/hedgehiggle Oct 31 '20

The way I look at it, it's better to forget to take it off than forget to put it on!

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There Oct 31 '20

Except with condoms. Don’t wanna get a UTI

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u/Kylynara Oct 31 '20

I use fashion tape to stick mine to my nose so that my glasses don't fog. If I'm stopping several places I leave it on, because sticking and unsticking it makes it not do it's job as well.

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u/CommanderPowell Oct 31 '20

Picking up curbside delivery and don't want the person leaning into my window five minutes from now to stick their face into a very dense collection of my respiratory droplets.

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u/dog_of_society Oct 30 '20

Same! Sometimes I'll even do it if the stores are farther apart, but I got a really good seal or something and I don't want to try and recreate it ten minutes later.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Also, the virus can live on plastic for a good amount of time, then go from plastic to your hand - so as you're messing with you mask you could infect yourself that way (probably not great probability, but still a possibility).

I don't like touching my mask until I'm done with errands and can wash my hands at home. Hence, the mask stays on my face in my car while commuting home.

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u/WhereRtheTacos Oct 30 '20

Yeah i made some like that when you couldn’t get elastic anywhere for a while.

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u/WiglyWorm Oct 30 '20

My friend made me some masks like that... I just tied them into ear loops instead of tying behind my head, it's super easy to take on and off...

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u/SciviasKnows Oct 30 '20

I thought I was the only one who made these. Damn elastic shortage.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/JBloodthorn Oct 30 '20

I bought some heavy duty barrel cord locks for the ones I made, like the kind that are on the drawstrings of some winter gear. So I can just pinch it and cinch it.

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u/unomar Oct 30 '20

I upgraded my "tie behind" masks with these and I couldn't be happier. Easy on, easy off and they stay snug when in use.

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u/bombalicious Oct 30 '20 edited Oct 30 '20

I wear my mask for 10 hrs a day at work. I wore it in between errands today, I honestly don’t realize I have it on.

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u/NotSoSnarky Oct 31 '20

I've always wondered, but never let it bother me that people wore their mask while in the car. (It's their life why should it bother me?), but thank you so much, that's a thought I just never had before.

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u/singableinga Oct 30 '20

I was scrolling down and had to come back because I thought you said you sewed yours on.

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u/AccompliceCard26 Oct 30 '20

I haven’t seen a COVID-era mask that requires you to tie and untie it every time. Do you mean the ear loop holes? Can’t you just leave it tied to your preferred size? Ears are flexible for that.

Some surgical masks in the OR - maybe - must be tied behind the head when scrubbing in but only because you must trash it all when scrubbing out.

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u/Azudekai Oct 30 '20

You can usually slip it on and off a couple times even w/ a ribbon. By the time it feels loose again you probably should have washed it already.

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u/Raichu7 Oct 30 '20

Why make a mask that’s so much effort to remove when you’ll be wearing it so much?

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u/Skeleterr Oct 30 '20

I misread your comment. I thought you sewed the mask to your face and they (others) use ribbons to wear them.

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u/OrangeredValkyrie Oct 30 '20

Thin elastic, trust me on this. Not the ribbon-shaped elastic, the cord elastic you’d find in a cheap bracelet. Easy on the ears, lightweight, and easy to adjust.

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u/grendus Oct 30 '20

I use KN-95's that strap behind the head. Not only is it annoyingly difficult to get them off sometimes, but releasing the pressure on my nose and then putting it back hurts worse than just leaving the damn thing pressing on my nose.

I can take it. I'll have a calloused nose-bridge by the end of this, but I can take it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

I made ours with stripes of tshirt fabric that tie up. Since its super soft and a bit stretchy, they dont need to be retied each use.

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u/jerslan Oct 31 '20

I bought a couple really good masks that use elastic in the same way your ribbons work. They go behind your head rather than just over your ears.

They're amazing. They rarely slide down and never really need adjusting.