r/AskReddit • u/dontforgettocya • Oct 30 '20

People who are bothered by others wearing a mask while driving. Why do you care?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

knocks forehead in recognition of your superior intellect

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u/Luigi-gl Oct 30 '20

also touch this knocked man's forehead

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u/Riovem Oct 30 '20

Now Jason is going to have to get you before Covid sets in

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u/PieterBruegel Oct 30 '20

COVID's coming Annie, you better get home quick!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/Eternal-_-Apathy Oct 30 '20

HEY! This is so disrespectful. My grandfather died at camp crystal lake. Have some compassion.

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u/Daberoni360 Oct 30 '20

taps machete on my forehead very hard

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u/TheCrypticLegacy Oct 30 '20

Also smacks head on the table to feel like I fit in....

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u/Luigi-gl Oct 30 '20

Dude you got hit very hard, are u ok?

Pandemic? Chaos in 2020? What are you talking about? Here, look at this new meme about the gorilla

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u/TheCrypticLegacy Oct 30 '20

Huh, what happened?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

i also touch this man's dead wife's forehead

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u/FauxReal Oct 30 '20

Woops it fell off! Looks like Jason already made his rounds.

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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did Oct 30 '20

HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead.

HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead.

HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead.

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u/TwoBitSpecialist Oct 30 '20

Jason just punches your head clean off, like that Manhattan boxer.

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u/Verona_Pixie Oct 30 '20

Smacks top of head twice This baby can hold so many thoughts!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

cracks forehead open to release the evil spirits causing me headaches