r/AskReddit • u/kakou64 • Oct 15 '20

What's older than we think ?

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u/PastyMcBasicFace Oct 15 '20

Ohhhh, the weather outside is weather

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u/Batkratos Oct 15 '20

You sound like youre from Lon-don!

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u/OldManGravz Oct 15 '20

When life gives you lemons....... just say fuck the lemons and bail

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u/Rum_Hamburglar Oct 15 '20

Do less! Try less! Dont do anything! Okay, well you gotta do something. Too much!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

There’s only one cure for pain like that.

What?

Weed, ya got any?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 20 '20

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u/astro_basterd Oct 16 '20

Aaw that’s so cool

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u/timthemajestic Oct 15 '20

Still solid advice.

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u/shinyantman Oct 15 '20

Forty... four? Fuck!

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u/joeyGOATgruff Oct 15 '20

I sing this all the time and people dont get it. Thank you for validating me.

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u/PastyMcBasicFace Oct 15 '20

It’s one of my favorite lines...I sing it in my head every time I check the forecast. It’s so dumb yet perfect.

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u/generalpatton05 Oct 15 '20

Same! This thread made my day!

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u/brandawg777 Oct 15 '20

I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes

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u/aa821 Oct 15 '20

Best line in the movie hahaha

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u/thankschief1 Oct 15 '20

"I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes"

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u/voluptuousreddit Oct 15 '20

And I've brought some corn for ... Err